Will You Press The Button?

Mr_loopholes 3 years ago

*grabs the boombox and plays raining tacos while teleporting rapidly and slapping people if the get in my way* Me: >:)

EllieIsOnline 10 years ago

*teleports to the bottom of the ocean* Well shit

YoloYester 5 years ago

*teleports into hell* oh shit.

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BobDobbs 11 years ago

Handy to hold on to for emergencies. Just don't use it otherwise.

hoi1919 3 years ago

teleportait

CRUELALCHEMIST79 7 years ago

Just keep teleporting until I get to where I want

mwp 4 years ago

you could teleport to space and freeze

RaspberryRabbit 9 years ago

Only use it in emergency life or death situations

-------- 8 years ago

You don't have to use it

GoldenSoul 6 years ago

You could always just not teleport, live your life normally, and then only use it when you would rather be anywhere else but where you are, cross your fingers it"s not in a volcano, warzone, North, or South Pole, and bam. Easy. Just keep it as a backup. Li... [Show full comment]

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

There's an artifact in WoW that does this. Pretty damn funny.

Jake124 4 years ago

Yea.

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TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

FREE ABILITY! IM IN!

Edric Dang 13 years ago

chances of teleporting back on Earth would be slim considering how big the universe is.

Thjmze 10 years ago

Not really like just put a diaster that creates a blackhole in every solar system and Galaxie and We"re dead

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CSpark 9 years ago

Then what"s the point of teleproting?

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

Presses button, teleports randomly onto the Heart of Gold in improbability mode.

BamtanJEM 11 years ago

F*CK NO

C 9 years ago

Just spell it out properly. I do it all the time and it"s wayyyyy more satisfying. #FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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Trev1196 11 years ago

Why would u think about it if u did teleport randomly universe has a lot of unhabitable zones

Kane Hollar 13 years ago

If you teleport somewhere bad just teleport agian

that one guy who lives across the street 11 years ago

Toriel from a popular RPG called Undertale

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Jon Perry 13 years ago

Its only a matter of time before I land in Ariana France's shower...

Timelypat 9 years ago

You"re probably more like to teleport back into your house than to there.

EXCESS 9 years ago

what if you teleport to space or lava or something that kills you

Jared Gonzales 13 years ago

i click no next thing you know i teleport to some gay guys room with a bunch of guys and they lock the door..i am good on that one

Noor 11 years ago

more risk than reward, no press

AColdGuy 5 years ago

Well, most of the universe is just void, that would kill you in the matter of seconds. But at least you have a suicide button.

gogirlbff 11 years ago

what if you end up somewhere bad!!

Dontaskmyname 8 years ago

Dont teleport. Only when you need to

AyaMayume 11 years ago

can be good...

Broerbrent 10 years ago

Just teleport and wat till you know its dangerous if so then teleport again

Girl on fire 12 years ago

Exactly why I would do it jamesDivine

Kris :) 10 years ago

keep randomly teleporting till I end up close to where I want to be

Darc 2 years ago

Does it take a certain amount of time? Also even if you don’t use it it would be nice to havr

seanng21 11 years ago

what if u teleport inside a wall or into space....

toastymelly 10 years ago

wait does the ability include space? cos i wouldnt want to teleport somewhere random in space

Hyltran 4 years ago

How random is it can I end up in the wrong galaxy?

skullcakez 11 years ago

I won't. Unless my wheelchair will teleport with me. :P

AJ_Vincent 9 years ago

I"d do it. A new adventure every day

Emil Vestre 13 years ago

Just because I gain the ability doesn't mean I have to use it..

S-Jaegerjaquez6 6 years ago

Great this will be my death if I press the button

Cool_Cop57 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

I almost hit the button but then I considered... what if I teleported somewhere dangerous? The Marina Trench, the middle of a battlefield, even could be ten thousand feet in the air. I would rather go somewhere I know I'm going to rather than plan for Italy but end up in Antarctica.

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago

you might as well get it i mean it probably wouldnt hurt

septiceye 11 years ago

the more fun in advincher

Blingturtle21 10 years ago

I can just imagine, "I'm sorry you"re dad is dead" me: fuck this shit I'm out!

Nebulaedogame 10 months ago

*teleports to intergalactic space* Well, shit

Ploggy344 11 years ago

maybe if there will be any safety that i will not die in Lava or something >:(

ButWhatIf 9 years ago

Rather not, don’t want to end up on Jupiter

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

With this, you could even survive 9/11! When you see that a plane is going to crash into the building, you can simply teleport out of the cockpit!

Jacksepticeyefan 11 years ago

Escape the cops

1337master 9 years ago

Is it on the surface of our planet, or? Because anything else would SUCK! I mean, seriously, if it was anything else, you"d get stuck, drown, suffocate, or just get evaporated. But I suppose it"s on our planet"s surface.

Shirokuma 12 years ago

ADVENTURE O-O xD

u.n.d.e.r.t.a.l.e.amazing 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

BawbRaws 9 years ago

I WILL find out how this power can be useful to me!

Mostly Harmless 11 years ago

The guy really needed to specify on earth

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