Will You Press The Button?

Mr_loopholes 3 years ago

*grabs the boombox and plays raining tacos while teleporting rapidly and slapping people if the get in my way* Me: >:)

EllieIsOnline 10 years ago

*teleports to the bottom of the ocean* Well shit

YoloYester 5 years ago

*teleports into hell* oh shit.

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BobDobbs 11 years ago

Handy to hold on to for emergencies. Just don't use it otherwise.

hoi1919 3 years ago

teleportait

CRUELALCHEMIST79 7 years ago

Just keep teleporting until I get to where I want

mwp 4 years ago

you could teleport to space and freeze

RaspberryRabbit 9 years ago

Only use it in emergency life or death situations

-------- 9 years ago

You don't have to use it

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

There's an artifact in WoW that does this. Pretty damn funny.

Jake124 5 years ago

Yea.

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GoldenSoul 6 years ago

You could always just not teleport, live your life normally, and then only use it when you would rather be anywhere else but where you are, cross your fingers it"s not in a volcano, warzone, North, or South Pole, and bam. Easy. Just keep it as a backup. Li... [Show full comment]

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

FREE ABILITY! IM IN!

Edric Dang 13 years ago

chances of teleporting back on Earth would be slim considering how big the universe is.

Thjmze 10 years ago

Not really like just put a diaster that creates a blackhole in every solar system and Galaxie and We"re dead

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CSpark 9 years ago

Then what"s the point of teleproting?

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

Presses button, teleports randomly onto the Heart of Gold in improbability mode.

BamtanJEM 11 years ago

F*CK NO

C 9 years ago

Just spell it out properly. I do it all the time and it"s wayyyyy more satisfying. #FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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Trev1196 11 years ago

Why would u think about it if u did teleport randomly universe has a lot of unhabitable zones

Kane Hollar 13 years ago

If you teleport somewhere bad just teleport agian

that one guy who lives across the street 11 years ago

Toriel from a popular RPG called Undertale

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Jon Perry 13 years ago

Its only a matter of time before I land in Ariana France's shower...

Timelypat 9 years ago

You"re probably more like to teleport back into your house than to there.

Cakeilike 11 years ago

It'd be awkward to end up in someones house......

Kill4money213 11 years ago

No downside as you have the power even if you don't use it. Not to mention this is literally one of the most desirable powers considering you can cheat death in a lot of ways.

SAKO4444GODZ 10 years ago

Teleport 10000000000000 times a nanosecond till you get to your desired destination.(or near it)

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

three wishes button wish all downsides die in agony. can we stop now?

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Alden1014 9 years ago

*teloports somewhere in a galaxy far far away* it the Death Star!!!!

zdodger 12 years ago

in a life risking situation such as being pushed off the empire state building i could emergency teleport out wherever i might end up is probably better than where i was beforehand.

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

Maybe it's only on earth

Galpal 2 years ago

How wide is the range? Like space, in rocks, in the ocean? You'd most likely die the instant you teleport

Marta_pro 11 years ago

I'll just teleport until I find the right place

CosmicG 11 years ago

Easy. Just save for last resort emergencies.

LunaMillerZH 3 years ago

Is it just random-random or do I have the chance of teleporting into a wall or the bottom of the ocean and die?

pleasesaynotospam 11 years ago

upside?

NBA3K 9 years ago

You could just spam this power until you get relatively close to where you want to go

Mikuelious 9 years ago

Before that you might"ve ended up burning in the sun, since it didn't say you always end up in Earth

Elizabeth Guerra 13 years ago

Keep trying till I get where I wanted

Dark22 6 years ago

LIKE AN ENDERMAN

ChucklesWagon 11 years ago

*DO NOT READ intensifies*

MlgproDewDoritosSanic123 10 years ago

Maybe i teleport into Area 51 or where the secret recipe is for coca cola

Austin Lowery 13 years ago

randomley teleports into womens locker room i nstant boner

Dr.Gaming 11 years ago

i wanna go to disneyland! *teleports into strip club* close enough.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

You could end up in space so screw this!

Azzy_M8 10 months ago

So if u teleport once, u risk never being able to come back home

P.F.A 11 years ago

Do you now how big is the world?hell no!

satrio42 11 years ago

if teleport is random i will teleport to hell?!

Asew54321 11 years ago

"Oh look. I'm in a psycho killer's apartment."

abcx 9 years ago

First I thought that you would have to land where you started by chance after teleporting a certain amount of times, then I checked the surface of the Earth in square kilometers and the area of Hesse and I realized I"d have to teleport 24,000 times on aver... [Show full comment]

abcx 9 years ago

I supposed you can't land anywhere else but on the Earth, since otherwise your chance of ever coming back would be next to none.

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MUSTACHEXLTERRESTRIAL 12 years ago

So... Technically I'm a drunk Kyd Wykkyd...

Davynavy02 10 years ago

Somewhere in the 8th dimension Me: Dafq

King1171 11 years ago

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HereComesTheBatman 9 years ago

Sounds pretty damn fun, if I do say so myself.

Reyna G. Muniz 13 years ago

You sure you'd teleport on the planet? People didn't think this one through when they answered. What about popping up over laval? Into a cave? So many things could go wrong and you could die before teleporting away again! Too risky.

FT6FG6T 11 years ago

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TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

the previous button allowed me to get what I want and I wanted to become a mermaid, so if I press this button and accidentally teleport to the ocean, I'll be safe

jshaw71 11 years ago

as long as it's not inside of a wall, I am fine...

WheatleyWheaties 11 years ago

Trial and error for the win

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