Will You Press The Button?

hoi1919last year

teleportait

Mr_loopholeslast year

*grabs the boombox and plays raining tacos while teleporting rapidly and slapping people if the get in my way* Me: >:)

EllieIsOnline8 years ago

*teleports to the bottom of the ocean* Well shit

YoloYester4 years ago

*teleports into hell* oh shit.

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BobDobbs9 years ago

Handy to hold on to for emergencies. Just don't use it otherwise.

CRUELALCHEMIST796 years ago

Just keep teleporting until I get to where I want

mwp2 years ago

you could teleport to space and freeze

--------7 years ago

You don't have to use it

RaspberryRabbit7 years ago

Only use it in emergency life or death situations

GoldenSoul5 years ago

You could always just not teleport, live your life normally, and then only use it when you would rather be anywhere else but where you are, cross your fingers it"s not in a volcano, warzone, North, or South Pole, and bam. Easy. Just keep it as a backup. Li...[Show full comment]

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

FREE ABILITY! IM IN!

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

There's an artifact in WoW that does this. Pretty damn funny.

Jake1243 years ago

Yea.

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CSpark7 years ago

Then what"s the point of teleproting?

TheFangSome137 years ago

Presses button, teleports randomly onto the Heart of Gold in improbability mode.

Edric Dang12 years ago

chances of teleporting back on Earth would be slim considering how big the universe is.

Thjmze 8 years ago

Not really like just put a diaster that creates a blackhole in every solar system and Galaxie and We"re dead

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BamtanJEM9 years ago

F*CK NO

C8 years ago

Just spell it out properly. I do it all the time and it"s wayyyyy more satisfying. #FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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Trev11969 years ago

Why would u think about it if u did teleport randomly universe has a lot of unhabitable zones

Kane Hollar12 years ago

If you teleport somewhere bad just teleport agian

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago

Toriel from a popular RPG called Undertale

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Jon Perry12 years ago

Its only a matter of time before I land in Ariana France's shower...

Timelypat8 years ago

You"re probably more like to teleport back into your house than to there.

â„ï¸Snowâ„ï¸9 years ago

Just teleport over and over again until u get the right place...

Timelypat8 years ago

Good luck with that.

That_Girl_Is_Cool7 years ago

Idk why I picked it 😕

AnotherCoryMatthews10 years ago

i would talk so much trash and then when a guy throws a punch.. *POOF!*

SleepyFurry87last year

Use it as a last resort if you're in extreme danger.

SeriTheRabbit9 years ago

How random? Like, are we saying it's possible I could end up in space or in the bottom of the ocean?

JamesDivine10 years ago

might end up in a volcano....

MagicSpyglass9 years ago

I don't wanna risk teleporting into somebody's bathroom while they are taking a shower.

Greatcat8 years ago

Can we reword this to include "On Earth"?

Timelypat8 years ago

Just assume it does and you'll be fine.

Xavier Tramaine Lewis12 years ago

Emergency teleportation

toastymelly9 years ago

there's no downside. you just get a cool free ability that you don't even have to use if you don't want to. plus would be cool to teleport around until you land somewhere cool

DwayneTheRockJohnsonFan3 years ago

I will teleport in to your Arms, Dwayne.

Bjorn9 years ago

Risking to teleport to somewhere absolutely terrible is not worth it.

Davynavy029 years ago

no downside

unNamedKillaZ4 years ago

You can hold your breath and teleport infinity amount of times, than you reach the place you want 🤔

Loli9 years ago

You'd most likely never end up on Earth again. The chance of living past one teleport is incredibly unlikely anyways. ;c

Killwill8 years ago

When you teleport is it any where on earth?

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease7 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Dontaskmyname7 years ago

Ive seen one of these and it was fake

mrperson42010 years ago

Bad situation? teleport out of it! Still a bad situation? Teleport again!

Sataan8 years ago

Two words: Cosmic drift

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

i could teleport to the DEAD CENTER of a black hole and instantly become cosmic pasta

jagman0079 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]