Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god 6 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest 9 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Yangtze Phillips 13 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Dr Seuss

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Supernatural_Marshmallow 9 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

NomNom 11 years ago

That would be fun.

silverrayz 9 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

PhlyingFantom 11 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

Knife 5 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Tilly Jackson 13 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick 8 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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dadadaderp12 10 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

BreadSteak 9 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi 10 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO 10 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly 9 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant 10 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

Error: downside not found

GrandmaBBQ 10 years ago

Dope!

Indie 3 years ago

"I would like to say... That you, are gay" Everybody:"NOOOOOOO-"

vorpike 12 years ago

still influential also dr seuss was pretty influential so...

pokemazz 9 years ago

This doesn't sound like a bad life, I say. I'll just rhyme every second of every day.

Woop 7 years ago

People who disagree with you

Pedro Vital 13 years ago

Fucking awesome.

IVAN CIPHER 11 years ago

Hopefully markiplier,yamimash or jacksepticeye will read this comment I believe u r equals with H20 (says let the rage begin under breath).......

Not Here 11 years ago

No downside.

kikipotato 9 years ago

ça me va, et tu es un arbre look it up

Ifan Needs 13 years ago

Yes I would say to the fish in the hat!

TheGoodFangirl 11 years ago

No downside :3

OverwatchMain 9 years ago

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TheMasterBlaster 10 years ago

Downside? I think not.

TheDoctor4107 11 years ago

THIS IS ONLY GOOD.

NotMedicine 12 years ago

Who the heck is dr seuss?

Unicornfluffz 8 years ago

Where is the downside

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago

What is the downside?

KhemjiWillNotPressinnggDude 9 years ago

What is Dr. Seuss

Jooa 9 years ago

A writer

ShootingStar359 10 years ago

There are 31% of Dr. Seuss haters.

IDontEvenKnowAnymore 11 years ago

So... What's the positive side?

WeirdWolfGirl 10 years ago

DEAREST CREATURES IN CREATION WE LOOK TO YOU, A NEW GERATION WE SPEAK WOTH RARE ADMIRATION AND uh... EXPELARMUS

bananarama 12 years ago

there is no badside

ChrissyYoung 9 years ago

Who could care? I do not know. I will scream things to and fro.

Santipapi 7 years ago

Basically a rapper

Daniel Myles Beard 13 years ago

Soooooooo I'm awesome

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

he had some serious things. lorax has a point. sneech stars has a point. and one i heard of about weapon races has a point.

Burke Lizzie 13 years ago

THIS IS ALL UPSIDE

Tomblanc 11 years ago

I see no downside to this. At all

OofMaster 9 years ago

Can I be a rapper

violetparr 10 years ago

Hahahhaa imagine how hilarious this would actually be.

aviqwedc 11 years ago

#NoDownside

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