Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god 6 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest 9 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Yangtze Phillips 13 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Dr Seuss

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Supernatural_Marshmallow 9 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

NomNom 11 years ago

That would be fun.

silverrayz 10 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

PhlyingFantom 11 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

Tilly Jackson 13 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick 9 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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Knife 5 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

dadadaderp12 10 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

BreadSteak 9 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi 10 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO 10 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly 9 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant 10 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

Error: downside not found

JohnPariah 12 years ago

yes, please

Panifex 9 years ago

My children, now the time is nigh Because our debt is way too high; The taxes you must pay are steep To get us out of trouble deep. With me in office, you will find I keep the people"s wants in mind Unless the problems get piled up, Then you'll just have to suck it up.

Cap 11 years ago

I am dr susse I have seen everything

Zac_ 4 years ago

This is Kevin harts life

Carlyjo 11 years ago

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Tfifiknow 8 years ago

And what exactly is the downside.

Kaleb Lee Timmons 13 years ago

i want to stick it in your butt, sex has fallen in a rutt.

Knucklesfan 10 years ago

Fame is a great weapon. I will be unique.

Jooa 9 years ago

I have seuss

BlistenGamer 10 years ago

what the hek

Racism 2 years ago

F*** it we ball.

ShiningDawn 11 years ago

I keep getting questions I've already answered.

Afroman64 11 years ago

That would be awesome!

ash1lord 12 years ago

I see no problems with this

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

See the downside, I do not. The button, I pressed a lot.

Taylor Palmer 13 years ago

That's like tge frosting on the cake

McLovin117 11 years ago

I don't like green eggs and ham (applause)

Ooopto you 10 years ago

Where is the downside? :-$

liongirl17aj 11 years ago

both of those are bad!!!!

Ryla22 9 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Buttone 3 years ago

Dr Seuss is a fire rapper

ButtonPressingKyogre 12 years ago

This sounds awesome.

TurtleShroom 9 years ago

So I always speak in perfect rhymes? ERROR: downside not found.

GuessWhatChickenButt 11 years ago

Downside is playing hide and seek and just ran away like nah fam

Parzival_McCheese 9 years ago

What"s the down side?

itzel 11 years ago

its not a bad thing I mean you will just be rhyming in every speech and things youll say it so if you just say what you want to say really fast it will sound like your rapping and youll be a motivational rapper

flash20585 8 years ago

I sound like that in person

Hailey Sixx 13 years ago

No way XD rhymes bother the shit out of me and everything sounds.. sing-songey and cheesy XD

Not Here 11 years ago

Donald Trump's ass did open, For all to watch as it did slopen?

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

Thanks, but naaaah

BlistenGamer 10 years ago

okay...

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