Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere218 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god5 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest8 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Knife4 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Supernatural_Marshmallow8 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

Yangtze Phillips12 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Dr Seuss

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silverrayz8 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

NomNom10 years ago

That would be fun.

PhlyingFantom10 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

dadadaderp129 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

Tilly Jackson12 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick7 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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BreadSteak8 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi8 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO8 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly8 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant9 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom9 years ago

Error: downside not found

kikipotato7 years ago

ça me va, et tu es un arbre look it up

Ifan Needs12 years ago

Yes I would say to the fish in the hat!

Not Here10 years ago

No downside.

TheMasterBlaster9 years ago

Downside? I think not.

TheGoodFangirl10 years ago

No downside :3

OverwatchMain8 years ago

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TheDoctor41079 years ago

THIS IS ONLY GOOD.

NotMedicine11 years ago

Who the heck is dr seuss?

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

What is the downside?

Unicornfluffz7 years ago

Where is the downside

ShootingStar3599 years ago

There are 31% of Dr. Seuss haters.

IDontEvenKnowAnymore10 years ago

So... What's the positive side?

KhemjiWillNotPressinnggDude7 years ago

What is Dr. Seuss

Jooa7 years ago

A writer

bananarama10 years ago

there is no badside

ChrissyYoung8 years ago

Who could care? I do not know. I will scream things to and fro.

WeirdWolfGirl9 years ago

DEAREST CREATURES IN CREATION WE LOOK TO YOU, A NEW GERATION WE SPEAK WOTH RARE ADMIRATION AND uh... EXPELARMUS

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

he had some serious things. lorax has a point. sneech stars has a point. and one i heard of about weapon races has a point.

Santipapi6 years ago

Basically a rapper

Daniel Myles Beard12 years ago

Soooooooo I'm awesome

Tomblanc10 years ago

I see no downside to this. At all

OofMaster7 years ago

Can I be a rapper

Burke Lizzie12 years ago

THIS IS ALL UPSIDE

AviKraft8 years ago

As long as I can still influence people, who gives a shit what I sound like?

violetparr9 years ago

Hahahhaa imagine how hilarious this would actually be.

aviqwedc10 years ago

#NoDownside

Holly TEN 9 years ago

Who caresðŸ˜†

Dialkia7893 years ago

I really like this one a lot. I puts brain wrinkles in new spots. It makes me think a little bit. That your money should land in my wallet

katiekat44211 years ago

Downside?

lollypop38 years ago

No upside

IsabellaSerkosky7 years ago

Time to practice my Zecora impressions!

Rolland Bell12 years ago

awesome!

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