Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere218 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god5 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest8 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Knife3 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Supernatural_Marshmallow8 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

silverrayz8 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

Yangtze Phillips12 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Dr Seuss

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NomNom9 years ago

That would be fun.

PhlyingFantom9 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

dadadaderp129 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

Tilly Jackson12 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick7 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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BreadSteak7 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi8 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO8 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly8 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant8 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Error: downside not found

Santipapi6 years ago

Basically a rapper

Daniel Myles Beard12 years ago

Soooooooo I'm awesome

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

he had some serious things. lorax has a point. sneech stars has a point. and one i heard of about weapon races has a point.

Burke Lizzie12 years ago

THIS IS ALL UPSIDE

Tomblanc9 years ago

I see no downside to this. At all

OofMaster7 years ago

Can I be a rapper

violetparr9 years ago

Hahahhaa imagine how hilarious this would actually be.

aviqwedc9 years ago

#NoDownside

AviKraft7 years ago

As long as I can still influence people, who gives a shit what I sound like?

Dialkia7893 years ago

I really like this one a lot. I puts brain wrinkles in new spots. It makes me think a little bit. That your money should land in my wallet

katiekat44210 years ago

Downside?

lollypop38 years ago

No upside

Holly TEN 9 years ago

Who caresðŸ˜†

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

So you become Dr. Suess?

IsabellaSerkosky7 years ago

Time to practice my Zecora impressions!

Rolland Bell12 years ago

awesome!

Rizingr9 years ago

Downside...?

xXWolfGoddessXx7 years ago

Ummm..... Whats the downside here??? I see none.

pdog3148 years ago

Dr.Seuss is very influential

Kristipiggyforever7 years ago

Yeah Dr. Seus rocks and I rhyme all the time so haha😛😛😛😛😋😋😝

Arceus3129 years ago

To all that are here i say fuck. I have a knife, you should duck.

beddielast year

this is a fire comment section fr

ShiningDawn10 years ago

Well, that would be something.

Slyde9 years ago

Cool

Oldiron_795 years ago

No downside

Thobias Engemann Sandst12 years ago

I do however like my own voice... Its not great but its mine!

laurathew-is-canon8 years ago

heck no

DylanLoades7 years ago

Idiotic people will be able to understand it.

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

Dr seuss is awesome

GalaticWolf9 years ago

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Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

Xd that was beautiful. Imagine the cat in the hat as president.

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