*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"
TangleTheFox19878 years ago
XDDD
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Shrek-is-god5 years ago
Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit
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NinJest8 years ago
Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker
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Knife4 years ago
Dr Seuss is cool
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Supernatural_Marshmallow8 years ago
Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.
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Yangtze Phillips12 years ago
I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat.
I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far.
I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.
If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)
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dadadaderp129 years ago
Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18
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Tilly Jackson12 years ago
I fail to see how that's a bad thing
Buick7 years ago
You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.
I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)
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Thaddeusgrant9 years ago
Who cares
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TurtleShroom9 years ago
Error: downside not found
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Jooa7 years ago
I have seuss
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BlistenGamer9 years ago
what the hek
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Racism3 months ago
F*** it we ball.
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ShiningDawn10 years ago
I keep getting questions I've already answered.
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ash1lord11 years ago
I see no problems with this
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Afroman649 years ago
That would be awesome!
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McLovin11710 years ago
I don't like green eggs and ham (applause)
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BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago
See the downside, I do not. The button, I pressed a lot.
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Taylor Palmer12 years ago
That's like tge frosting on the cake
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liongirl17aj10 years ago
both of those are bad!!!!
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Ryla228 years ago
Where"s the downside?
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Ooopto you9 years ago
Where is the downside? :-$
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ButtonPressingKyogre11 years ago
This sounds awesome.
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TurtleShroom8 years ago
So I always speak in perfect rhymes?
ERROR: downside not found.
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GuessWhatChickenButt9 years ago
Downside is playing hide and seek and just ran away like nah fam
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Buttone2 years ago
Dr Seuss is a fire rapper
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Parzival_McCheese8 years ago
What"s the down side?
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itzel9 years ago
its not a bad thing I mean you will just be rhyming in every speech and things youll say it so if you just say what you want to say really fast it will sound like your rapping and youll be a motivational rapper
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flash205857 years ago
I sound like that in person
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Hailey Sixx12 years ago
No way XD rhymes bother the shit out of me and everything sounds.. sing-songey and cheesy XD
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Not Here10 years ago
Donald Trump's ass did open,
For all to watch as it did slopen?
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ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago
Thanks, but naaaah
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BlistenGamer9 years ago
okay...
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SAVVY_BOY8 years ago
Influential Speaker + Dr. Seuss = BERNIE SANDERS LMAO
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