Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere218 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god5 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest8 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Knife4 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Supernatural_Marshmallow8 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

Yangtze Phillips12 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Dr Seuss

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silverrayz8 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

NomNom10 years ago

That would be fun.

PhlyingFantom10 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

dadadaderp129 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

Tilly Jackson12 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick7 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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BreadSteak8 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi8 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO8 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly8 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant9 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom9 years ago

Error: downside not found

Jooa7 years ago

I have seuss

BlistenGamer9 years ago

what the hek

Racism3 months ago

F*** it we ball.

ShiningDawn10 years ago

I keep getting questions I've already answered.

ash1lord11 years ago

I see no problems with this

Afroman649 years ago

That would be awesome!

McLovin11710 years ago

I don't like green eggs and ham (applause)

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

See the downside, I do not. The button, I pressed a lot.

Taylor Palmer12 years ago

That's like tge frosting on the cake

liongirl17aj10 years ago

both of those are bad!!!!

Ryla228 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Ooopto you9 years ago

Where is the downside? :-$

ButtonPressingKyogre11 years ago

This sounds awesome.

TurtleShroom8 years ago

So I always speak in perfect rhymes? ERROR: downside not found.

GuessWhatChickenButt9 years ago

Downside is playing hide and seek and just ran away like nah fam

Buttone2 years ago

Dr Seuss is a fire rapper

Parzival_McCheese8 years ago

What"s the down side?

itzel9 years ago

its not a bad thing I mean you will just be rhyming in every speech and things youll say it so if you just say what you want to say really fast it will sound like your rapping and youll be a motivational rapper

flash205857 years ago

I sound like that in person

Hailey Sixx12 years ago

No way XD rhymes bother the shit out of me and everything sounds.. sing-songey and cheesy XD

Not Here10 years ago

Donald Trump's ass did open, For all to watch as it did slopen?

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

Thanks, but naaaah

BlistenGamer9 years ago

okay...

SAVVY_BOY8 years ago

Influential Speaker + Dr. Seuss = BERNIE SANDERS LMAO

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