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SwordSmithX9 years ago

Donald trump your are my best man ðŸ˜‡

BrotherOats5 months ago

No he’s my best man

ScumOfTheEarth9 years ago

Just don't invite anyone to be your best man or bridesmaids. Just say you don't want any. You get the person of your dreams, nobody dies, simple.

The_Yishster7 months ago

You've got a point

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rottasmells8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago

Do you mean acearo?

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Max Gibson12 years ago

You can make you best man your worst enemy

AmHereCuzAmBored4 years ago

This happend a long time ago and i wanna know when

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ChronicDepression8 years ago

Makes my dad the best man bc he"s abusive

Lenny61887 years ago

Make your best person be someone who is wanting to die but doesn’t have the guts to kill them selve

ignitedrik7 years ago

Make your best man or brides maid your enemy or someone you hate lol

Teagan Stewart12 years ago

"So, Justin, wanna be my best man?"

Ruben147 years ago

He would say no because he doesn't know you.

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Timothy James Luensman12 years ago

Don't have a wedding, just marry the person legally. Downside avoided.

JSlothy7 years ago

Loophole

chicobanana8 years ago

why do you have to attend if he/she is about to die

JodieWolf8 years ago

I'll just ask someone I absolutly hate t be my Maid of Honor

Nami-Swan9 years ago

I don't wanna marry the man ON my dreams how abouttt IN my dreams that's a lot better don't ya think

THE IRISH SNIPER9 years ago

Of....

Alexys Raeanne Moore12 years ago

i don't think weddings are actually required to be legally married to someone it's just that some people like weddings

Daria MichaÅ‚owska12 years ago

Have no best man or bride. Gg wp.

rayne3 years ago

as an aromantic, just no

Kikis-corner8 years ago

Make Octavian the best man 😂 But he’s already dead. Uh... KILL HIM TWICE

LBiscuit10 years ago

Who cares if he/she dies?

Astro1239 years ago

I hate marriage

Harley Harper12 years ago

Who said best man had to be someone you liked?

acctocorrectu8 years ago

I did.

Kato2008 years ago

Best man: Justin Bieber, Brides maid: Miley Cyrus

acctocorrectu8 years ago

Good luck. It doesn't just happen out of the blue

mrperson42010 years ago

I get to choose my best man, right? *evil grin*

Bubblepoppie9 years ago

But what my brides maid was my enemy?

lema5 years ago

*hires donald trump as best man*

pengie929010 years ago

Since I don't know how much I'll hate the best man/bridesmaid, I'll have to turn this one down.

meatloave6 months ago

a hott chick who gives me 3 wishes one of which I use to resurrect my best man .After a few nights of awesome , crazy sex we divorce and go our separate ways forever.

Phone cat9 years ago

My best man : trump...killing 2 birds with one stone

SoraKurenai7 years ago

Make your bridesmaid/bestman the person you hate

Xchynf42010 years ago

what if she is'int the right fit for you

acctocorrectu8 years ago

On your dreams. She"d be the right one

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA8 years ago

Make your best man someone you hate

Little Miss Spiteful11 years ago

Just get someone who has a terminal illness. or don't have a bridesmaid/best man

MargaretAndrews8 years ago

They didn't say that u couldn't absolutely hate your best man or brides maid

powerm810 years ago

make my best man my enemy

SparkTheFailure8 years ago

Will you marry me gaben?

Eirion Jaeger12 years ago

hey vincenzo wanna be my best man?

GarrickDDlast year

Who says my best man has to be my best friend?

Undyne is the best ever 9 years ago

.........SCREW YOU MARRAGE

Thundia 9 years ago

Hello fellow UT Trash!!! :3

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SuckMyMoney10 years ago

I am a good person

MutantRainbow9 years ago

Pick some one you hate.

David Countryman III12 years ago

invite a dude who has a govt bounty on him. itd pay for the honeymoon

ththomas94 years ago

Is someone on my dreams???

lunainthestars26 9 years ago

XxDoctorDonnaxX8 years ago

Ha! I have no friends.

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