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You would have unlimited supply of cookies

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Your bruises and wounds would never disappear

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daabat5 11 years ago

I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man 10 years ago

9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.

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geekygirl228 11 years ago

you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman24 4 years ago

seys you

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Jacksepticeyefan 11 years ago

U would look like a badass

Emglo 3 years ago

my thoughts exactly

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dannyade3 9 years ago

Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe 9 years ago

I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls 9 years ago

Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox 10 years ago

I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago

Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine 9 years ago

Agreed

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HumanRepresentative69 9 years ago

yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker420 9 years ago

Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clayton A. Usher 13 years ago

Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren 13 years ago

Bring it on bitch.

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

I could say I was on the front line of war.

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Linda Rose French 13 years ago

FOR THE COOKIES

Brandon Rodriguez 11 years ago

Hi

SomeWeirdExistentThing43 6 years ago

never pressed a button faster

chaos_child616 9 years ago

cookies are worth all the pain in the world.

AlexandraThomas 8 years ago

You get tired of cookies, and in the meantime, your liver can no longer heal itself. Have fun.

lynds swag 10 years ago

cookies + fat = diabetes bruises

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

icantthinkofagoodusername69_420 10 years ago

HELL YEAH!!!!

S. italy 12 years ago

battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively*

MegaDoge 9 years ago

BANNANAS BITCHES!What they heal bruises(even though they get bruises too.)

dedirake 6 years ago

sell...da...kookies....!!

roflcopters 9 years ago

just stay out of bad situations and munch on chocolate chip and frosted cookies.

DrWHO195 11 years ago

never get hurt

_fangirl_trash_ 10 years ago

Or have the ability to shapeshift into other creatures and have the same outcome but a cooler power.

_fangirl_trash_ 10 years ago

Junkmail Go fuck yourself.

potfrnk 11 years ago

I don't like cookies that much anyway.

marmitedude1 8 years ago

Cookies are awesome

undead 118 12 years ago

After cut once you bleed to death

Nikitaw99 10 years ago

cookies.

Hamster 9 years ago

Diabetes and always feeling pain... Where"s the upside?

Ender25 2 years ago

Solve world hunger. Wear completely nothing but 3 lairs of bubble wrap

Eat A Boob 11 years ago

I'm not a big fan of cookies anyways

HotTea0 6 years ago

So, I will die from blood loss I guess

jeckn 9 years ago

Then I would be black from head to toe

Panifex 8 years ago

Sell the cookies! Not all of them, but some of them

Indiana576 10 years ago

Depends with type of cookies... actually no I don't need infinite cookies.

EmeraldHead 11 years ago

Cover the wounds up with cookies

CoolCuPkake 10 years ago

Cookies will heal mine ðŸª

jordy.song 12 years ago

i see no problem here.

MegaDoge 9 years ago

But if bannanas don't work,I"d have millions of injuries!

Chathy1234 5 years ago

You never said sickness

KamranLukacsi 9 years ago

We now we know who stole the cookies in the cookie jar all the people who pressed the button

OtakuTaco 11 years ago

Yum, cookies.

50dimensions 10 years ago

i dont want cookies, PANCAKES IT IS THE- no

BonesTameWolves 11 years ago

I'll just buy cookies! NO MATTER HOW BROKE I AM!!!

Cheshirekitten548 7 years ago

All my wounds scar anyway.

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