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You would have unlimited supply of cookies

but

Your bruises and wounds would never disappear

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daabat59 years ago

I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man9 years ago

9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.

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geekygirl2289 years ago

you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman242 years ago

seys you

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Jacksepticeyefan 9 years ago

U would look like a badass

Emglo2 years ago

my thoughts exactly

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dannyade37 years ago

Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug275 years ago

That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe8 years ago

I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons7 years ago

Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls7 years ago

Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox9 years ago

I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

HumanRepresentative697 years ago

yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker4208 years ago

Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tour Xiu Rose12 years ago

Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine8 years ago

Agreed

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Clayton A. Usher12 years ago

Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren12 years ago

Bring it on bitch.

Alanna Elric12 years ago

I could say I was on the front line of war.

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Linda Rose French12 years ago

FOR THE COOKIES

MegaDoge7 years ago

BANNANAS BITCHES!What they heal bruises(even though they get bruises too.)

icantthinkofagoodusername69_4209 years ago

HELL YEAH!!!!

S. italy11 years ago

battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively*

DrWHO1959 years ago

never get hurt

dedirake4 years ago

sell...da...kookies....!!

roflcopters8 years ago

just stay out of bad situations and munch on chocolate chip and frosted cookies.

marmitedude16 years ago

Cookies are awesome

_fangirl_trash_8 years ago

Or have the ability to shapeshift into other creatures and have the same outcome but a cooler power.

_fangirl_trash_8 years ago

Junkmail Go fuck yourself.

potfrnk9 years ago

I don't like cookies that much anyway.

Nikitaw999 years ago

cookies.

undead 11810 years ago

After cut once you bleed to death

Ender25last month

Solve world hunger. Wear completely nothing but 3 lairs of bubble wrap

Hamster8 years ago

Diabetes and always feeling pain... Where"s the upside?

jeckn8 years ago

Then I would be black from head to toe

Eat A Boob9 years ago

I'm not a big fan of cookies anyways

HotTea05 years ago

So, I will die from blood loss I guess

Indiana5769 years ago

Depends with type of cookies... actually no I don't need infinite cookies.

EmeraldHead10 years ago

Cover the wounds up with cookies

Panifex7 years ago

Sell the cookies! Not all of them, but some of them

jordy.song11 years ago

i see no problem here.

MegaDoge7 years ago

But if bannanas don't work,I"d have millions of injuries!

CoolCuPkake9 years ago

Cookies will heal mine ðŸª

KamranLukacsi8 years ago

We now we know who stole the cookies in the cookie jar all the people who pressed the button

OtakuTaco9 years ago

Yum, cookies.

Chathy12344 years ago

You never said sickness

BonesTameWolves9 years ago

I'll just buy cookies! NO MATTER HOW BROKE I AM!!!

Cheshirekitten5486 years ago

All my wounds scar anyway.

50dimensions8 years ago

i dont want cookies, PANCAKES IT IS THE- no

Aaxx9 years ago

just wrap yourself in bubble wrap for all of eternity.

CapnKayso 8239 years ago

Yes. Just yes.

Mollywolly10 years ago

S. italy battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively* Me: Yes. They tell a story.

XxDiamondxX9 years ago

Think befor you post things, people.

Oliviakemp11 years ago

Challenge accepted

PaperMarioTheOrigamiKingFtOlivia5 years ago

Hi

ZiadElnawawy8 years ago

My bruises already doesn't disappear so win win

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