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You would have unlimited supply of cookies

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Your bruises and wounds would never disappear

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daabat5 10 years ago

I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man 10 years ago

9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.

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geekygirl228 11 years ago

you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman24 3 years ago

seys you

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Jacksepticeyefan 11 years ago

U would look like a badass

Emglo 3 years ago

my thoughts exactly

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dannyade3 9 years ago

Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe 9 years ago

I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls 9 years ago

Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox 10 years ago

I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago

Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine 9 years ago

Agreed

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HumanRepresentative69 9 years ago

yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker420 9 years ago

Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clayton A. Usher 13 years ago

Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren 13 years ago

Bring it on bitch.

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

I could say I was on the front line of war.

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Linda Rose French 13 years ago

FOR THE COOKIES

Ender25 2 years ago

Solve world hunger. Wear completely nothing but 3 lairs of bubble wrap

Hamster 9 years ago

Diabetes and always feeling pain... Where"s the upside?

HotTea0 6 years ago

So, I will die from blood loss I guess

jeckn 9 years ago

Then I would be black from head to toe

Eat A Boob 11 years ago

I'm not a big fan of cookies anyways

Indiana576 10 years ago

Depends with type of cookies... actually no I don't need infinite cookies.

EmeraldHead 11 years ago

Cover the wounds up with cookies

Panifex 8 years ago

Sell the cookies! Not all of them, but some of them

jordy.song 12 years ago

i see no problem here.

MegaDoge 9 years ago

But if bannanas don't work,I"d have millions of injuries!

CoolCuPkake 10 years ago

Cookies will heal mine ðŸª

KamranLukacsi 9 years ago

We now we know who stole the cookies in the cookie jar all the people who pressed the button

OtakuTaco 11 years ago

Yum, cookies.

Chathy1234 5 years ago

You never said sickness

BonesTameWolves 11 years ago

I'll just buy cookies! NO MATTER HOW BROKE I AM!!!

Cheshirekitten548 7 years ago

All my wounds scar anyway.

50dimensions 10 years ago

i dont want cookies, PANCAKES IT IS THE- no

Aaxx 10 years ago

just wrap yourself in bubble wrap for all of eternity.

CapnKayso 823 10 years ago

Yes. Just yes.

Mollywolly 11 years ago

S. italy battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively* Me: Yes. They tell a story.

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago

Think befor you post things, people.

BigmanDev last month

Cookies are ass anyways

Oliviakemp 12 years ago

Challenge accepted

PaperMarioTheOrigamiKingFtOlivia 6 years ago

Hi

ZiadElnawawy 9 years ago

My bruises already doesn't disappear so win win

Clifford 27 11 years ago

Wow

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

Why would I want cooking suppli- oh cookies! Oops, too late

nolovoto 11 years ago

Diabetes wouldn't disappear either.

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago

oh so that explains why cookie monster is blue

TheSmoshBroOfGallifrey 12 years ago

I really dont see the bad side in this one......

peace 9 years ago

be a hermit

CoolCuPkake 10 years ago

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Avacado1234 9 years ago

It didn't say they would never heal

Poptarts1234 10 years ago

What kind of cookies

ppMAN 5 years ago

The cookies are worth it.

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