You will embark on a relationship with a person who is attractive, completes you emotionally, spiritually and intelectually
but
The physical side of your relationship is less than satisfactory
I will not


Maharidlast year
I'll accept it.

canadian-maple12149 years ago
I don't care if our relationship is less that satisfying as long as our love is true and I have her all to myself and we're happy together...

DirkBarnes7 years ago
And you can just have it be .0000000000000001% less than satisfactory
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andreithepotatoman3 years ago
Cuddles>sex

Jamperti-on8 years ago
( muffled asexual snickering )

ThePaulDude4 years ago
@timelypat if only dude, if only.
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OctyFox9 years ago
doesn't say how much less than satisfactory it is.

boooiiii3 years ago
doesnt matter if you never had a satisfactory sex life

MemeBound7 years ago
Hey, they said physical, not sexual. She could be a chubby girl and I’d still have OK sex.

xrazgarx4 years ago
Physical means Sexual lol.

inkkkkkk4 years ago
Im ace so honestly this is a plus

amine169 years ago
Really thats all you got

VertiGhost87 years ago
*asexual laughs in the distance*

marinyanya7 years ago
Well not satisfactory doesn't mean BAD sooo...

Piece_of_shit_6668 years ago
Welp I'm asexual so I don't care

OJTM68 years ago
I'm not gonna be an impotent.

2OrSomething8 years ago
*asexual laughter*

FluffyShark9 years ago
I honestly don't care

Kawaii Badass9 years ago
Like she hits me sometimes so what

bella13109 years ago
define a "satisfactory" physical side of your relationship

slabdrill3 years ago
There"s too many horny people on this site. One night stands exist for a reason.

BlazeSaber8 years ago
Theres more to love then sex.

MrRiverardd11 months ago
lmao, I can just masturbate.

Heckrum4 years ago
it said theyre attractive though

Nicolewings9 years ago
ace as hell

TurtleShroom7 years ago
Doesn't matter, married a dream girl and had sex

DragonEXE8 years ago
Bruh, I'm a dragon what do you think dumbass

HeroicPIE8 years ago
i can become poly :P

among_us_yuri11 months ago
its like i always say. theres more to yuri than thesex

Dinorex8 years ago
K they don't satisfy me not like I can satisfy them 😐

Miint_Tea4 years ago
It"s fun being an ace

EVERYTHINGAMEHQ9 years ago
Lol

Leokantowski7 years ago
He’s just rude

Lodyloop8 years ago
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Emberglade8 years ago
Haha good thing my GF and I are both ace right?

Loopiloop6 years ago
I mean, just because I got a partner doesn't mean I can't masturbate

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago
My marriage now !

Funkytom4678 years ago
That why porn was created for ! xD

WholesomeChungus711 months ago
i hope you've grown and changed as a person

palin10 months ago
*asexual laughter*

Mayo memes9 years ago
Love does not equal sex.. Jeez

Thornbrier9 years ago
Polyamory for the win.

IAmBarackObamalast year
I’ll take it, honestly I just need a hug

TSOCOOKIEHD8 years ago
So bad sex. Hey, sex is sex am I right

Lena~Chan9 years ago
for Hayden~Senpai

TrashyWaffe6 years ago
I mean, I'm a polyamory so I don't need that person to be satisfied by the physical side of the relationship. And as long as that person completes me emotionally that means they"re not gonna have a problem with me sleeping with others

Awesomeegurl10018 years ago
Sowwy but u dun cuddle and u not mineee

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago
I can have a w*nk instead, it wouldn't be too harsh a consequence.

qwqpo9 months ago
define less

Crokobos4 years ago
If shes perfect she can let me fuck hoes

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Who said she was perfect? And who said you could cheat on her without her caring?

SwagCat9 years ago
Pink shepp OG 4 ever

WineAndDineAndEatADime7 years ago
Hire a hooker when you get horny :D

SirSasquatch9 years ago
For me thats the only big part...

ChocolateEvil1238 years ago
Ok, well some say what if it"s a male, than you"re GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

redneonlights7 years ago
OK.

MasterABlast year
I obviously will accept it

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago
asexual suckers
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