Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 months ago

Nah, at this current moment i like to be single.

threedots 5 months ago

gonna be hard filling out all 5 so 4/5 will do (emotionally, attracted vice versa, spiritually, intellectually complete)

canadian-maple1214 10 years ago

I don't care if our relationship is less that satisfying as long as our love is true and I have her all to myself and we're happy together...

DirkBarnes 8 years ago

And you can just have it be .0000000000000001% less than satisfactory

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andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

Cuddles>sex

Maharid 3 years ago

I'll accept it.

OctyFox 10 years ago

doesn't say how much less than satisfactory it is.

boooiiii 5 years ago

doesnt matter if you never had a satisfactory sex life

Jamperti-on 9 years ago

( muffled asexual snickering )

meatloave 9 months ago

Idiot, you are a fat pimply loser who goons to anime. That doesn't make you asexual' , there is no such thing among homosapiens , it makes you a failure. STOP BEING A FALURE!! develop an interesting personality that doesn't involve weird cartoons and fant... [Show full comment]

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MemeBound 8 years ago

Hey, they said physical, not sexual. She could be a chubby girl and I’d still have OK sex.

xrazgarx 5 years ago

Physical means Sexual lol.

inkkkkkk 5 years ago

Im ace so honestly this is a plus

amine16 11 years ago

Really thats all you got

marinyanya 9 years ago

Well not satisfactory doesn't mean BAD sooo...

FluffyShark 11 years ago

I honestly don't care

Kawaii Badass 11 years ago

Like she hits me sometimes so what

Lena~Chan 10 years ago

for Hayden~Senpai

TrashyWaffe 8 years ago

I mean, I'm a polyamory so I don't need that person to be satisfied by the physical side of the relationship. And as long as that person completes me emotionally that means they"re not gonna have a problem with me sleeping with others

Awesomeegurl1001 9 years ago

Sowwy but u dun cuddle and u not mineee

ChristopherHargreaves 10 years ago

I can have a w*nk instead, it wouldn't be too harsh a consequence.

qwqpo 2 years ago

define less

Crokobos 5 years ago

If shes perfect she can let me fuck hoes

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Who said she was perfect? And who said you could cheat on her without her caring?

SwagCat 10 years ago

Pink shepp OG 4 ever

WineAndDineAndEatADime 9 years ago

Hire a hooker when you get horny :D

SirSasquatch 11 years ago

For me thats the only big part...

Last_teen_360gamer 11 months ago

Maybe my parents just disapprove of her so its less than satisfactory fr them not me

ChocolateEvil123 9 years ago

Ok, well some say what if it"s a male, than you"re GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

redneonlights 8 years ago

OK.

MasterAB 3 years ago

I obviously will accept it

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

asexual suckers

LycanW8D 6 years ago

Just make it an open relationship

IHateRacistsAndHomophobs 2 years ago

so IT IS WHAT IT IS *press*

OJTM6 9 years ago

I'm not gonna be an impotent.

bella1310 10 years ago

define a "satisfactory" physical side of your relationship

slabdrill 5 years ago

There"s too many horny people on this site. One night stands exist for a reason.

VertiGhost8 9 years ago

*asexual laughs in the distance*

BlazeSaber 9 years ago

Theres more to love then sex.

MrRiverardd 2 years ago

lmao, I can just masturbate.

2OrSomething 10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Heckrum 6 years ago

it said theyre attractive though

Nicolewings 10 years ago

ace as hell

TurtleShroom 9 years ago

Doesn't matter, married a dream girl and had sex

Evil_J last year

Still better for me than it is now...

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Bruh, I'm a dragon what do you think dumbass

HeroicPIE 10 years ago

i can become poly :P

among_us_yuri 2 years ago

its like i always say. theres more to yuri than thesex

Dinorex 10 years ago

K they don't satisfy me not like I can satisfy them 😐

Miint_Tea 6 years ago

It"s fun being an ace

EVERYTHINGAMEHQ 10 years ago

Lol

Leokantowski 9 years ago

He’s just rude

Tears_Of_Gold last year

(toad pink pony club cover starts playing in the background) *salutes asexual flag* NICE TRY BITCHES!!!!

Lodyloop 9 years ago

do not read this I just copy and pasted the entire page YOU HAVE PRESSED THE BUTTON 10773 (64%) 6120 (36%) 10773 (64%) people have pressed this button, while 6120 (36%) did not. You will embark on a relationship with a person who is attractive, co... [Show full comment]

Emberglade 10 years ago

Haha good thing my GF and I are both ace right?

Loopiloop 8 years ago

I mean, just because I got a partner doesn't mean I can't masturbate

CyndiHuddleston 9 years ago

My marriage now !

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