You will embark on a relationship with a person who is attractive, completes you emotionally, spiritually and intelectually
but
The physical side of your relationship is less than satisfactory
I will not

Maharid last month
Nah, at this current moment i like to be single.

threedots 4 months ago
gonna be hard filling out all 5 so 4/5 will do (emotionally, attracted vice versa, spiritually, intellectually complete)

canadian-maple1214 10 years ago
I don't care if our relationship is less that satisfying as long as our love is true and I have her all to myself and we're happy together...

DirkBarnes 8 years ago
And you can just have it be .0000000000000001% less than satisfactory
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andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
Cuddles>sex

Maharid 3 years ago
I'll accept it.

OctyFox 10 years ago
doesn't say how much less than satisfactory it is.

boooiiii 5 years ago
doesnt matter if you never had a satisfactory sex life

Jamperti-on 9 years ago
( muffled asexual snickering )

meatloave 8 months ago
Idiot, you are a fat pimply loser who goons to anime. That doesn't make you asexual' , there is no such thing among homosapiens , it makes you a failure. STOP BEING A FALURE!! develop an interesting personality that doesn't involve weird cartoons and fant... [Show full comment]
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MemeBound 8 years ago
Hey, they said physical, not sexual. She could be a chubby girl and I’d still have OK sex.

xrazgarx 5 years ago
Physical means Sexual lol.

inkkkkkk 5 years ago
Im ace so honestly this is a plus

amine16 10 years ago
Really thats all you got

marinyanya 9 years ago
Well not satisfactory doesn't mean BAD sooo...

FluffyShark 10 years ago
I honestly don't care

Kawaii Badass 10 years ago
Like she hits me sometimes so what

DragonEXE 9 years ago
Bruh, I'm a dragon what do you think dumbass

Evil_J last year
Still better for me than it is now...

HeroicPIE 10 years ago
i can become poly :P

among_us_yuri 2 years ago
its like i always say. theres more to yuri than thesex

Dinorex 10 years ago
K they don't satisfy me not like I can satisfy them 😐

Miint_Tea 5 years ago
It"s fun being an ace

EVERYTHINGAMEHQ 10 years ago
Lol

Leokantowski 9 years ago
He’s just rude

Tears_Of_Gold last year
(toad pink pony club cover starts playing in the background) *salutes asexual flag* NICE TRY BITCHES!!!!

Lodyloop 9 years ago
do not read this I just copy and pasted the entire page YOU HAVE PRESSED THE BUTTON 10773 (64%) 6120 (36%) 10773 (64%) people have pressed this button, while 6120 (36%) did not. You will embark on a relationship with a person who is attractive, co... [Show full comment]

Emberglade 10 years ago
Haha good thing my GF and I are both ace right?

Loopiloop 8 years ago
I mean, just because I got a partner doesn't mean I can't masturbate

CyndiHuddleston 9 years ago
My marriage now !

palin 2 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Funkytom467 9 years ago
That why porn was created for ! xD

WholesomeChungus7 2 years ago
i hope you've grown and changed as a person

Mayo memes 10 years ago
Love does not equal sex.. Jeez

Thornbrier 10 years ago
Polyamory for the win.

meatloave last year
How unsatisfactory? 1/1000000000000000% less? Ok , I can live with that

Piece_of_shit_666 9 years ago
Welp I'm asexual so I don't care

TSOCOOKIEHD 10 years ago
So bad sex. Hey, sex is sex am I right

IAmBarackObama 3 years ago
I’ll take it, honestly I just need a hug

Lena~Chan 10 years ago
for Hayden~Senpai

TrashyWaffe 7 years ago
I mean, I'm a polyamory so I don't need that person to be satisfied by the physical side of the relationship. And as long as that person completes me emotionally that means they"re not gonna have a problem with me sleeping with others

Awesomeegurl1001 9 years ago
Sowwy but u dun cuddle and u not mineee

ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago
I can have a w*nk instead, it wouldn't be too harsh a consequence.

qwqpo 2 years ago
define less

Crokobos 5 years ago
If shes perfect she can let me fuck hoes

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Who said she was perfect? And who said you could cheat on her without her caring?

SwagCat 10 years ago
Pink shepp OG 4 ever

WineAndDineAndEatADime 9 years ago
Hire a hooker when you get horny :D

SirSasquatch 10 years ago
For me thats the only big part...

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
Maybe my parents just disapprove of her so its less than satisfactory fr them not me

ChocolateEvil123 9 years ago
Ok, well some say what if it"s a male, than you"re GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

redneonlights 8 years ago
OK.

MasterAB 3 years ago
I obviously will accept it

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago
asexual suckers

LycanW8D 5 years ago
Just make it an open relationship

OJTM6 9 years ago
I'm not gonna be an impotent.

IHateRacistsAndHomophobs 2 years ago
so IT IS WHAT IT IS *press*

slabdrill 5 years ago
There"s too many horny people on this site. One night stands exist for a reason.
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