Will You Press The Button?

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 8 months ago

How utterly mortifying. Do not press.

DashingPineapple 10 years ago

Simple. "I'm very sorry, I have tourettes syndrome. Nice tits. Ass is a little unshapely though, have you tried squats?"

-Sci 4 years ago

Conginito.INC - "at least my terrets and OCD aren't flaring up. Nice tits. Ass. GG you look look stunning. 1234-123-1234."

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Krusek 10 years ago

Say everything in a language they won't understand.

Nathantomo225 8 years ago

Nice profile pic

SteamyPizzaR0lls 4 years ago

Hey, (your crush’s name), nice ass. I wanna play cod, i wonder what color the shoes in kansas? I wanna make a fortune teller. Oooo look a cup, nice face. Wanna smash? Oh look a flower

Maharid 3 years ago

NO!

THEBESTOFALL 10 years ago

Nope, my mind is pretty damn fucked up, and nobody would want to hear the stuff that goes through my mind.

Jojo1232123 8 years ago

Same thebesttofall

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235x0 3 years ago

NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I LET YOU READ HEAR SEE FEEL OR KNOW MY THOUGHTS OR WHAT I THINK. note my thoughts may be an invalid file type for your Neural structure.

bungus2 2 years ago

slunk cat i love slouncecat and their little slup pups and the lizeads and the vullures we are all having a big BASH (party) in chimney canopy but we do not invite the scavengers they are EVIL!!

KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago

Your crush: hello You: I don't know how long I've been in love with you. Your crush: wut

StormyAnne 9 years ago

Liked it fir your pic

loggiiicc 9 years ago

when im gonna say my thoughts ill just say them in a different language that them people or person doesn't understand

ERRORERROR 9 years ago

I already can't keep my thoughts to myself, so why not? I also like red buttons. they"re red, and squishy and they look like mushrooms. I can't believe I'm doing this. do you think bread smells bad? I like the smell of napalm in the morning. oh, now I'm ra... [Show full comment]

UhhhIcantthinkofanything 9 years ago

It would just be me singing musicals at random parts of the day. I see no downside.

ElessarTelcontar 9 years ago

Does this include Elvish?

Genuinepotatoflakes 9 years ago

Yes probably.

duck duck ducky boy 10 years ago

english is my way no other language can enter my mind

Dankmemes41 9 years ago

I have tourettes syndrome um, "fuck off", and I sometimes I have "shit" spasms

xxMBxx 9 years ago

Well I can't keep my mouth shut anyway

Jetical 9 years ago

I cant keep my thoughts to myself anyways, WIN!!!

IngridLorena 9 years ago

Well, I already say whatever shit I think, so thats ok

Coregamer 9 years ago

A lot of porn and looking at thick ass will be in my sentence

Ardras 7 years ago

Just say the thoughts you don't wan't them to hear in a language no one understands

quackadile 10 years ago

Boobs are sexy!

tonydsoy 2 years ago

start thinking in javascript

PrincessSuicune 9 years ago

This is kind of how I am already tbh

Kawaii_forever 10 years ago

I already can' keep my thoughts to myself XD

Crimson_Dragon 10 years ago

I'll just share my thoughts on the internet, where no one cares

lewis0428 4 years ago

They never said you were gonna SAY the thought… just that you couldn’t keep it to yourself.

Superwar3795 9 years ago

My mind is weird and fucked up I think I want to avoid that but at all costs.

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

so just say it in a very unused and obscure language

TheInfiniteBananaGun 10 years ago

Easy just say your thoughts in a long forgotten language.

Fluffy__TheCanExploiter 7 months ago

everyone would be in jail

Fluffy__TheCanExploiter 7 months ago

every meeting:

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JediKnight 9 years ago

i could just whisper

ThisSiteHasEvery13YearOld 7 years ago

Think in binary

UnderMation 10 years ago

I already do that

Boopbop 10 years ago

Then just stfu

Lionblaze 10 years ago

Hey Jayfeather, GO GET GREENCOUGH I'M TIRED OF YO' ATTITUDE.

BTCCtsotE 2 years ago

They won't know it's mine doofus

Wicca6666 10 years ago

I say whats on my mind anyway

Cassidea 10 years ago

They're secrets for a reason...

GamerAsh25 8 years ago

I can just say the thoughts that I wouldn't want people to know about in a different language, problem solved :/

meatloave 5 months ago

when I speak my mind ill use the most obscure dialect of the most ancient dead language that has no written record.

Undead994life 10 years ago

Just say your thoughts in a crazy forgotten language or in a language nobody around you speaks

jtownsend 9 years ago

Can you just mouth your thoughts?

SvenWhy 3 years ago

three words "nah"

Neemem 6 years ago

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

megarie2805 10 years ago

just speak the thoughts in a language differet to the country you're in

Ragingfurno 9 years ago

So everyone would here the flame the eternal fire

sonicj01 10 years ago

just whisper it very quietly or say it in a language no one understands like myan or greek or viking because it didnt say what time period the languages come from

CitrusSunbather last year

It's okay, when I express my thoughts, I can translate them into a language that people around me can't understand. I can also create a language that only I can understand, so even if I say it, they won't know what I'm expressing.

Flameice2 10 years ago

So, I'm Sheldon?

1235player 10 years ago

It's not like I already have that problem,so I see no downside

Sprazzal 8 years ago

I’d be even worse off than I am already

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