You no longer need to eat, drink, sleep, or breathe, and you become immune to organ failure
but
SOPA/PIPA/CISPA/whatever passes.
I will not


99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
Soap Operas Pee Anal, Pick Illuminati Poop Awesomely, Can I Sit Please Asshole? I have no idea I was trying to be funny I don't even know what those are.

ForgottenFirefly3 years ago
uho i slip fall on the like 2mil times
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Sly098 years ago
When you don't know what any of them are. me:ya lets press it!

Rythimal2 years ago
For those that don't know, heres an example. cispa shares your pinterest feed with apple manufacturers.
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IceCreamGurl8 years ago
What if you don't know what the "downside" means?

Fedxftw8 years ago
They are acts to stop piracy like for example PIPA is something Internet piracy act.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
What do they mean

kumagawa_misogi28 years ago
wtf is sopa pipa cispa here in brazil sopa is sopa de legumes pipa e pra empinar e cispa e pra chispar

Philip_Studios7 years ago
I love PIZZA!!!!!!!

elite king8 years ago
All of them are American so I don't care

whitelightning9 years ago
It's just for piracy so it wouldn't do much

Nutmegg3 years ago
Oh then no lol.
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dezombieslayer789 years ago
Nope.avi

Ilikefortnite7 years ago
I didn't press the button because I don't know what SOPA/PIPA/CISPA/whatever passes even mean.

Gatho8 years ago
only danger are physical attacks just for the low prize of something changing in america. DEAL

Vicky Imogen Portlock12 years ago
just like to point out that these are all American acts so... if you don't live in America these don't apply

JPotaku7 years ago
GHOSTGUY348 because world wide web is not exclusively american
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Ian Schexnaydre12 years ago
took one for the team internet

roflcopters8 years ago
no downside you can pick anything you want to pass and you never get hungry,thirsty,sleepy and you dont even need to breathe!

Tacomuncher129 years ago
I QILL MUNCH YOUR BOOTIES!

Jacob Wright12 years ago
I thought one of these things already got passed. Oh well, I don't live in the states, so I don't care if it passes.

dahmanner9 years ago
immortal=no heart stop rekt world record

There Are Only 2 Genders9 years ago
Ayyyyyyy lmao

Piotr Grochowski10 years ago
What is SOPA/PIPA/CISPA/?

Gatalista9 years ago
im need sleep :3

Chinese potato9 years ago
You won't need it but you can

Bronyism12 years ago
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3ndr8 years ago
But i need to eat my dick!!

IvoryRose9 years ago
What do those acronyms even represent?

gumll9 years ago
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

madmanwithatowel10 years ago
Use these powers to stop sopa.

CoolCuPkake9 years ago
What the....

Zachary Romano12 years ago
If I didn't need to eat, drink, or sleep I would just become voluntarily homeless so I didn't have to work and use public internet and power outlets.

C8 years ago
What the heck r those?

Lucy_Dragneel9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Blahgirlson10 years ago
I'm fine with SOPA and PIPA because they just create copyright protection. But Seriously? CISPA allows the government to take your information in great detail and use it in any legal case! And who knows what "whatever" means? Eh, I pressed it anyway.

xXwolfgirlXx9 years ago
What are all of those abbreviations?

FTBacon9 years ago
Is this Swedish for insults???

SirVegas11 years ago
Jacob should probably know that those acts affect MORE than just the US

Cecerere9 years ago
?

Abel Ironsides12 years ago
Let it pass, I'm virtually immortal now and I can do things nobody else can do. I'll have boatloads more cash when I don't have to ever eat drink or sleep.

Latooflo8 years ago
Isnt pipa in instrument?

_Fredder_8 years ago
Why would I give up sleeping?

bazinga189 years ago
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CoolCuPkake9 years ago
And people stop with these stupid I am a ghost and this person died because you did not do this!! You expct me to believe this??!! God is protecting me and if i die, I will go to heaven and papa Keith can hold me for the first time!! You guys make me sick....[Show full comment]

Raven13239 years ago
I don't believe real Christians wish people go to hell, just saying.

ElementalBlaze10 years ago
I don't live in America sooooooo. I don't mind

meatloave3 months ago
Spiritual Octopi Press Alt . Poinsettias Inherit Parsonages Atimes. Churlish Idiots Suck Penile Automatons . .... it practically writes itself ! You know what would be a hoot? pressing the button,, THAT would be a hoot

Thomas Sattler12 years ago
Immortality will let me outlive the censorship

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
yer what what?

GGuy123459 years ago
Downside?

Jaydhd8 years ago
SOPA would ruin my life. Legit my parents would be so disappointed to see what I do on the internet 😂

masked_emotions29869 years ago
Idk wtf that is so sure!

MrPieGuy249 years ago
i love eating. that is why im fat.

greyassasain9 years ago
What are these!?

larkin184310 years ago
BUT I WANNA EAT...EATING IS LOVE, EATING IS LIFE

Acosta Seth12 years ago
????
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