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You find out vampires are real and you can become one, live forever, & use your vampire powers to stop terrorists.

but

You sparkle.

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Nyabell 11 years ago

terrorist: WE'RE BLOWING UP THIS PLACE me: not on my gay ass, -hairflip, sparkles, bamf af-

Zombi3 7 years ago

This is beautiful

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Lizzycat 10 years ago

THERE is no DOWNSIDE i would love to be a vanpiere

Pinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 years ago

sorry you got a piece of shit in your replies, hope you are doing well eell

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Dr. Who? 10 years ago

I see no downside here.

DioBrando17 7 years ago

I reject my humanity Jojo

Cursedcomments 6 years ago

"WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!"

skidmark634 10 years ago

so?

MagnusBaneandTonyStark 9 years ago

Twilight???

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago

So I'mma look like Edward from Twilight

Udontknowhoiam 9 years ago

Um... Is anyone else thinking of twilight?

pikachu1626 9 years ago

no duh

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ARW123 9 years ago

Werewolves for life

pikachu1626 9 years ago

I <3 jacob {werewolf] but I love vamps too

dudebro101 11 years ago

No some one call the Winchesters

CastielHasThePhonebox 10 years ago

Ikr

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youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

press presspress but are you pressing or is the button pressing who is pressing who

Jackie Horst 13 years ago

ALL OF MY NOPE.

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

YEP YEP YEP-O!!!

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derpface321 9 years ago

wut does "you sparkle" mean

ArinBowling 9 years ago

You shine in random areas of your body.

Zeldafan2003 10 years ago

I CAN SPARKLE???!?!?!?!? DONE!!!!! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams fist on button*

_Ybiko_ 10 years ago

I don't mind a bit glitter £3£

sans111i 10 years ago

Sparkle magic

Signe Machado 13 years ago

I don't like Twilight, but being able to sparkle would be pretty awesome.

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

u pres the buton but the buton preses u

Kohl Russell 13 years ago

heheeheeehe

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

Tee hee

Benji Schanus 13 years ago

For the greater gooooood!

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago

*faeries are real *faerie powers

KaynaTamichi 9 years ago

i is dracula"s great, great, great- *continues for 5 minutes* great grand-daughter!

mr.whatface 11 years ago

Fuck I accidently hit post comment halfway through a sentence

Evanlikespancakes 4 years ago

Garlic

Pyrokind 10 years ago

So I'm a vampire and a disco god, double win

RMB6061 12 years ago

VAMPIRE, sparkling is stupid, but....I'm a vampire!! So what of i sparkle at least I don't burst into flame, either way just stay out of sunlight

emillion101 10 years ago

I already sparkle 🌌🌠🌟⭐

Oliblu 11 years ago

EVERYBODY KNOWS VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!! they glimmer..!

skyl 5 years ago

i see this as an absolute win, i get to stop terrorists a twinkle fang

Brian Martin 13 years ago

I don't see any downside... I mean... I'M FREAKIN SPARKLY!!!

NikolaKing1 9 years ago

sunlight?

ProMasterGamingK 11 years ago

Yo

Ellesdex 11 years ago

Is it just in the sun. Plus twilight fans would dig it. There are probably some sane ones

Yami Thompson 13 years ago

Becoming Alucard isn't worth the Sparkle :(

shadowtheif9 9 years ago

Downside???

ShooterMcSwag 11 years ago

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Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago

I will fucking kill thos bitch

Potatolord 11 years ago

wait so is that all I can use my powers for

derpface321 9 years ago

guys u can like your own comment

AwesomeKitteh12 11 years ago

I see no downside

jaydenfisher 2 years ago

nah im good im not A FEMBOY

Akash 10 years ago

The fuck?

Homestuck-Loser 12 years ago

Sparkling will benefit my terrible skin tone. Besides, I'll look flawless while I tear into someone's throat.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

*does research on how to not shine* *puts on spray tan to darken it*

TheThinkercode 4 years ago

Nopestradamus says no

dingdongbingbong 12 years ago

Seriously you would be fuckin fabulous

ULchara 9 years ago

*sparkles glamorously*

Kitkatkatie2004 11 years ago

Heck yeah

Avacado1234 9 years ago

NOOO! I DONT WANNA BE LIKE TWILIGHT!!

pikachu1626 9 years ago

I will bite u

Lord Potato 11 years ago

I already sparkleðŸŽ‰ðŸŽ‰

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