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You find out vampires are real and you can become one, live forever, & use your vampire powers to stop terrorists.
but
You sparkle.
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Nyabell 11 years ago
terrorist: WE'RE BLOWING UP THIS PLACE me: not on my gay ass, -hairflip, sparkles, bamf af-

Zombi3 7 years ago
This is beautiful
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Lizzycat 10 years ago
THERE is no DOWNSIDE i would love to be a vanpiere

Pinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 years ago
sorry you got a piece of shit in your replies, hope you are doing well eell
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Dr. Who? 10 years ago
I see no downside here.

DioBrando17 7 years ago
I reject my humanity Jojo

Cursedcomments 6 years ago
"WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!"

skidmark634 10 years ago
so?

MagnusBaneandTonyStark 9 years ago
Twilight???

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
So I'mma look like Edward from Twilight

Udontknowhoiam 9 years ago
Um... Is anyone else thinking of twilight?

pikachu1626 9 years ago
no duh
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ARW123 9 years ago
Werewolves for life

pikachu1626 9 years ago
I <3 jacob {werewolf] but I love vamps too

dudebro101 11 years ago
No some one call the Winchesters

CastielHasThePhonebox 10 years ago
Ikr
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youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago
press presspress but are you pressing or is the button pressing who is pressing who

Jackie Horst 13 years ago
ALL OF MY NOPE.

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
YEP YEP YEP-O!!!
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derpface321 9 years ago
wut does "you sparkle" mean

ArinBowling 9 years ago
You shine in random areas of your body.

Zeldafan2003 10 years ago
I CAN SPARKLE???!?!?!?!? DONE!!!!! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams fist on button*

_Ybiko_ 10 years ago
I don't mind a bit glitter £3£

sans111i 10 years ago
Sparkle magic

Signe Machado 13 years ago
I don't like Twilight, but being able to sparkle would be pretty awesome.

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago
u pres the buton but the buton preses u

Kohl Russell 13 years ago
heheeheeehe

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Tee hee

Benji Schanus 13 years ago
For the greater gooooood!

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago
*faeries are real *faerie powers

pleasesaynotospam 11 years ago
meh

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
Or use your powers to kill the furries and steal their jewelry to sell

Venturaintalefan1000 10 years ago
I'm gonna kill you me:not on my watch hair flip kills villa sparkle XD

Warwilliam1 9 years ago
I get a hot emo girl to

Dedsec 11 years ago
I just say NO

Roach 8 years ago
Random Person: Stop right there monster! Me: Ha! You can't get me, I will blind you with my sparkles! Person: I'm blind Me: Oh shit *runs*

procrastinator 11 years ago
The sparkle is pretty controllable, I think. I don't like twilight too much, but there is basically no downside... *shrugs *

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
Vampire terrorists? Please no.

SSJ3Adean 11 years ago
To stop Isis, worth it

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago
I want the power to have my limbs back

jacobisawsome24 11 years ago
fabulouse vampire cool

Evanlikespancakes 4 years ago
Garlic

Pyrokind 10 years ago
So I'm a vampire and a disco god, double win

RMB6061 12 years ago
VAMPIRE, sparkling is stupid, but....I'm a vampire!! So what of i sparkle at least I don't burst into flame, either way just stay out of sunlight

KaynaTamichi 9 years ago
i is dracula"s great, great, great- *continues for 5 minutes* great grand-daughter!

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Fuck I accidently hit post comment halfway through a sentence

skyl 5 years ago
i see this as an absolute win, i get to stop terrorists a twinkle fang

Brian Martin 13 years ago
I don't see any downside... I mean... I'M FREAKIN SPARKLY!!!

NikolaKing1 9 years ago
sunlight?

ProMasterGamingK 11 years ago
Yo

emillion101 10 years ago
I already sparkle 🌌🌠🌟⭐

Oliblu 11 years ago
EVERYBODY KNOWS VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!! they glimmer..!

shadowtheif9 9 years ago
Downside???

ShooterMcSwag 11 years ago
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Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago
I will fucking kill thos bitch

Potatolord 11 years ago
wait so is that all I can use my powers for

Ellesdex 11 years ago
Is it just in the sun. Plus twilight fans would dig it. There are probably some sane ones

Yami Thompson 13 years ago
Becoming Alucard isn't worth the Sparkle :(

jaydenfisher 2 years ago
nah im good im not A FEMBOY
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