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You could cook perfect meals

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You would be allergic to chocolate, ice cream, sugar and fruits

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KataDark 2 years ago

But... there is sugar everywhere in a large majority of foods...

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Eurylochus 20 days ago

probably a bot

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Mattshea 11 years ago

chocolate,ice cream and sugar.... No.... I'll use my magic to cook perfect meals

KarmaBreaker 7 years ago

Oh it"s matt

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LPSWolfen2174 11 years ago

No sugar means no food.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer 4 years ago

If you could make perfect meals, you could just replace the sugar with something that"s not sugar but essentially the same

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Maharid 2 years ago

Whoever made this dilemma must have read Terry Pratchett.

Agori 28 days ago

What an author, may he rest in peace

â˜†Tinkerâ˜† 10 years ago

I feel like im the only one thats upset about not being able to eat fruit. I can live without the rest just dont take my fruity children

Rod1928 5 years ago

I agree my dude

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Krusek 10 years ago

what are my symptoms?

Marshmallowy_Archangel 8 years ago

I would if I could, Sans. I would if I could.

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Godzilla1918 11 years ago

hmmm

RebornLT 11 years ago

OMG HOOPA!!!!!

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Lhancieplier 9 years ago

Hell no

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago

Fuck no

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

Cook something like it, but totally different.

iron Pheonix 10 years ago

Halloween is pointless :(

boomom99 11 years ago

Really no chocolate!!!???

Ninjajpcity 11 years ago

You would die in afew weeks

DarkNightmare666 11 years ago

NEVER EVER FOR EVER

Joseph Churilla 13 years ago

You would die, because you need sugar to make energy for your cells

Jess Reed 13 years ago

I'm allergic to a lot of that already

Grayson Clark 13 years ago

How allergic?

Zack Stout 13 years ago

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Lucus Alexander Frost 13 years ago

already cant have most milk products. so yeah

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

cook perfect meals, these meals can cure anything now i guess

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago

There's a lot of food I like.

Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago

You COULD cook perfect meals, not can. The allergic reaction could be very small, two risks are not something I want to take.

Gabrosky Riva 13 years ago

Being allergic to sugar? Fuck it.

Kian Hughes 13 years ago

Ramen noodles are all I need

Barbara Perez de AraÃºjo 13 years ago

Good so I won't get fat

Corey Whitten 13 years ago

everything is made of sugar!!

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago

it doesn't say how severe the allergies are... a mild allergy to those things and I'll get perfect cooking skills? worth it.

Annabeth Chase 13 years ago

imalready a perfect cook

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

I am already a good cook.

Alayna Beatley 13 years ago

nope never

FrankenJammer 6 years ago

There"s carbohydrates and sugars in basically everything.

Professor_Potato 11 years ago

Chocolate saved my life

SpikeRaptor 9 years ago

I eat meat, this is not an issue.

Sonicdeath 11 years ago

I'm fine with everything but sugar and chocolate. I can't live without it

SilverTotodile 10 years ago

Now the big question, does choco butter apply?

MooMoo22 10 years ago

I need my fruuuittttt...

Thepenguinking2 11 years ago

Enjoy your scurvy, 27% of the people who saw this button.

SilentKills115 11 years ago

A life without chocolate is a life not worth living

BoiZeBery 9 years ago

Surgar is in litteraly everything

Sea Hitler 11 years ago

Sugar is in basically every food. So no.

DrCyanogen 2 years ago

感觉没说明白，如果能把巧克力等等的食材做成自己不会意识到的形式那这个就是纯超模，如果是概念上完全接受不了那这个就是纯地狱

Baby_girl2804 11 years ago

That would mean being allergic to everything cause everything has sugar in it. That's edible

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago

My perfect meal contains chocolate and ice cream...

axolotl lord 11 years ago

Seems lidgit

DJ Duck 10 years ago

Ya can still eat pizza beef soup and hot dogs ._.

Shrimpis 11 years ago

Downside? Sweet stuff is bad for you, and fruit is also bad for you if you eat to much

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

I cannot live without my bananas and peaches. I'm sorry.

_Poofyhairedgirl_ 11 years ago

Dun dun dunnnn!!!! Most dramatic thing since dramatic chipmunk.

DariusCro 10 years ago

Ther is someone els who can cook perfect for me

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