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You could cook perfect meals
but
You would be allergic to chocolate, ice cream, sugar and fruits
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KataDarklast month
But... there is sugar everywhere in a large majority of foods...

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Lostdollfromghsloverlast month
why the fuck are you everywhere

Maharid11 months ago
Whoever made this dilemma must have read Terry Pratchett.

Mattshea9 years ago
chocolate,ice cream and sugar.... No.... I'll use my magic to cook perfect meals

KarmaBreaker6 years ago
Oh it"s matt
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LPSWolfen21749 years ago
No sugar means no food.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago
If you could make perfect meals, you could just replace the sugar with something that"s not sugar but essentially the same
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☆Tinker☆8 years ago
I feel like im the only one thats upset about not being able to eat fruit. I can live without the rest just dont take my fruity children

Rod19283 years ago
I agree my dude
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Krusek8 years ago
what are my symptoms?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
I would if I could, Sans. I would if I could.
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Godzilla19189 years ago
hmmm

RebornLT9 years ago
OMG HOOPA!!!!!
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Lhancieplier7 years ago
Hell no

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
Fuck no

acctocorrectu8 years ago
Cook something like it, but totally different.

iron Pheonix8 years ago
Halloween is pointless :(

boomom999 years ago
Really no chocolate!!!???

Ninjajpcity9 years ago
You would die in afew weeks

DarkNightmare6669 years ago
NEVER EVER FOR EVER

Joseph Churilla12 years ago
You would die, because you need sugar to make energy for your cells

Jess Reed12 years ago
I'm allergic to a lot of that already

Grayson Clark12 years ago
How allergic?

Zack Stout12 years ago
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Lucus Alexander Frost12 years ago
already cant have most milk products. so yeah

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
cook perfect meals, these meals can cure anything now i guess

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
There's a lot of food I like.

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago
You COULD cook perfect meals, not can. The allergic reaction could be very small, two risks are not something I want to take.

Gabrosky Riva12 years ago
Being allergic to sugar? Fuck it.

Kian Hughes12 years ago
Ramen noodles are all I need

Barbara Perez de Araújo12 years ago
Good so I won't get fat

Corey Whitten12 years ago
everything is made of sugar!!

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
it doesn't say how severe the allergies are... a mild allergy to those things and I'll get perfect cooking skills? worth it.

Annabeth Chase12 years ago
imalready a perfect cook

Charlie Banks12 years ago
I am already a good cook.

Alayna Beatley12 years ago
nope never

nazicat9 years ago
but... AH EET PEARS NOW EN SHIT LIEK DAT

Peter20198716 months ago
不知道咋说

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES)9 years ago
It's impossible to be allergic to sugar. EVERY body has and needs sugar. Also fruits are very important

FatSumo119 years ago
OT WORTHIT!

Ice074 years ago
Didn't say how allergic

bubbz049 years ago
WHAT IS LIFE IF YOU CAN HAVE NO CHOCOLATE, ICE CREAM, SUGAR OR FRUIT?!?!?!

CPM8 years ago
I WILL NEVER SURRENDER MY PRECIOUS FRUITY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WITH SUGAR!

TheWeirdGamerXD9 years ago
It ain't PERFECT without Sugar!!

Evergreen19599 years ago
I WOULD be allergic to those things...BUT I don't feel like it.

Himario9 years ago
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SpikeRaptor8 years ago
I eat meat, this is not an issue.

Sonicdeath9 years ago
I'm fine with everything but sugar and chocolate. I can't live without it

SilverTotodile9 years ago
Now the big question, does choco butter apply?

FrankenJammer5 years ago
There"s carbohydrates and sugars in basically everything.

Professor_Potato9 years ago
Chocolate saved my life

SilentKills1159 years ago
A life without chocolate is a life not worth living

BoiZeBery7 years ago
Surgar is in litteraly everything

Sea Hitler9 years ago
Sugar is in basically every food. So no.

MooMoo228 years ago
I need my fruuuittttt...
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