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You could cook perfect meals

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You would be allergic to chocolate, ice cream, sugar and fruits

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KataDark 2 years ago

But... there is sugar everywhere in a large majority of foods...

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Eurylochus 20 days ago

probably a bot

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Mattshea 11 years ago

chocolate,ice cream and sugar.... No.... I'll use my magic to cook perfect meals

KarmaBreaker 7 years ago

Oh it"s matt

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LPSWolfen2174 11 years ago

No sugar means no food.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer 4 years ago

If you could make perfect meals, you could just replace the sugar with something that"s not sugar but essentially the same

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Maharid 2 years ago

Whoever made this dilemma must have read Terry Pratchett.

Agori 28 days ago

What an author, may he rest in peace

â˜†Tinkerâ˜† 10 years ago

I feel like im the only one thats upset about not being able to eat fruit. I can live without the rest just dont take my fruity children

Rod1928 5 years ago

I agree my dude

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Krusek 10 years ago

what are my symptoms?

Marshmallowy_Archangel 8 years ago

I would if I could, Sans. I would if I could.

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Godzilla1918 11 years ago

hmmm

RebornLT 11 years ago

OMG HOOPA!!!!!

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Lhancieplier 9 years ago

Hell no

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago

Fuck no

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

Cook something like it, but totally different.

iron Pheonix 10 years ago

Halloween is pointless :(

boomom99 11 years ago

Really no chocolate!!!???

Ninjajpcity 11 years ago

You would die in afew weeks

DarkNightmare666 11 years ago

NEVER EVER FOR EVER

Joseph Churilla 13 years ago

You would die, because you need sugar to make energy for your cells

Jess Reed 13 years ago

I'm allergic to a lot of that already

Gabrosky Riva 13 years ago

Being allergic to sugar? Fuck it.

Kian Hughes 13 years ago

Ramen noodles are all I need

Grayson Clark 13 years ago

How allergic?

Zack Stout 13 years ago

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Lucus Alexander Frost 13 years ago

already cant have most milk products. so yeah

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

cook perfect meals, these meals can cure anything now i guess

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago

There's a lot of food I like.

Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago

You COULD cook perfect meals, not can. The allergic reaction could be very small, two risks are not something I want to take.

Alayna Beatley 13 years ago

nope never

Barbara Perez de AraÃºjo 13 years ago

Good so I won't get fat

Corey Whitten 13 years ago

everything is made of sugar!!

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago

it doesn't say how severe the allergies are... a mild allergy to those things and I'll get perfect cooking skills? worth it.

Annabeth Chase 13 years ago

imalready a perfect cook

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

I am already a good cook.

Raymondo 10 years ago

Its youtuber Mattshea I love you!

skallskitar 11 years ago

Eat pasta. Saliva breaks down starch to sugar. Die of allergic chock

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Very mild allergy? Okay. Already a good cook though.

AJðŸ˜Š 11 years ago

Scrap the meal being perfect

SultanSlaDemirci 9 years ago

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

requis 11 years ago

is there a down side cause the stuff you would make would be better then those

Manza123 11 years ago

Yeah u would die

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Bradin 7 years ago

The sugar is the deal breaker. Do you know how many non-sugar things have hidden sugars?

you're_my_Vendetta 11 years ago

Uh, I'm already a FANTASTIC chef.

sterlingsilvernine 10 years ago

Bacon

Penguin-Cat 10 years ago

How alergic, a threat to my life? Or just hives

BonBonIsBlue 11 years ago

Fruits are needed in life. And sugar :3

IWannaBeTheGuy last year

never

dudebro101 11 years ago

Like how allergic are we talking bout peanut allergies or just a mild rash

ZoeySurvivor 9 years ago

i will cook the perfect anti allergic spray

RebornLT 11 years ago

F that! Chocolate and ice cream...NEVER

Herp3sl0oung3 2 years ago

hell no

WBGrock 11 years ago

You cannot cook perfect meals without chocolate, ice cream, sugar, or fruit.

Ssb4fan88 9 years ago

What if you allready know how to cook perfect meals?

dewata1512 11 years ago

K

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