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You could cook perfect meals
but
You would be allergic to chocolate, ice cream, sugar and fruits
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KataDark4 months ago
But... there is sugar everywhere in a large majority of foods...

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Lostdollfromghslover4 months ago
why the fuck are you everywhere

Maharidlast year
Whoever made this dilemma must have read Terry Pratchett.

Mattshea10 years ago
chocolate,ice cream and sugar.... No.... I'll use my magic to cook perfect meals

KarmaBreaker6 years ago
Oh it"s matt
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LPSWolfen217410 years ago
No sugar means no food.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago
If you could make perfect meals, you could just replace the sugar with something that"s not sugar but essentially the same
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☆Tinker☆9 years ago
I feel like im the only one thats upset about not being able to eat fruit. I can live without the rest just dont take my fruity children

Rod19283 years ago
I agree my dude
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Krusek9 years ago
what are my symptoms?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
I would if I could, Sans. I would if I could.
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Godzilla191810 years ago
hmmm

RebornLT9 years ago
OMG HOOPA!!!!!
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Lhancieplier8 years ago
Hell no

SavageAnimeGod8 years ago
Fuck no

acctocorrectu8 years ago
Cook something like it, but totally different.

iron Pheonix9 years ago
Halloween is pointless :(

boomom999 years ago
Really no chocolate!!!???

Ninjajpcity10 years ago
You would die in afew weeks

DarkNightmare66610 years ago
NEVER EVER FOR EVER

Joseph Churilla12 years ago
You would die, because you need sugar to make energy for your cells

Jess Reed12 years ago
I'm allergic to a lot of that already

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
There's a lot of food I like.

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago
You COULD cook perfect meals, not can. The allergic reaction could be very small, two risks are not something I want to take.

Gabrosky Riva12 years ago
Being allergic to sugar? Fuck it.

Kian Hughes12 years ago
Ramen noodles are all I need

Grayson Clark12 years ago
How allergic?

Zack Stout12 years ago
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Lucus Alexander Frost12 years ago
already cant have most milk products. so yeah

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
cook perfect meals, these meals can cure anything now i guess

Charlie Banks12 years ago
I am already a good cook.

Alayna Beatley12 years ago
nope never

Barbara Perez de Araújo12 years ago
Good so I won't get fat

Corey Whitten12 years ago
everything is made of sugar!!

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
it doesn't say how severe the allergies are... a mild allergy to those things and I'll get perfect cooking skills? worth it.

Annabeth Chase12 years ago
imalready a perfect cook

HOOPA10 years ago
I don't cook I get my food by ring!

Prince Dusk9 years ago
You won't be able to eat anything since everything has some sugar in them

kctokool10 years ago
I dont like to cook

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Vince The Bear9 years ago
Sugar is in 80 percent of foods so you would die

Choctopus10 years ago
NOT WORTH IT

gksv4 years ago
i am the god of communism i am immortal i have no allergies.

greaterfiend4 years ago
How many buttoms have you pushed?:D Would allergies count as a weakness?

N8torade9 years ago
Im lactose intolerant.

JessicaMasterson8 years ago
I can already cook close to perfect dishes so i gain nothing and i can no longer have my favorite things... NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

Theverybestusername10 years ago
Then it's not the perfect meal then

holybalz6 years ago
Depends on how allergic. Considering I'm allergic to a few of the options, I'll assume that I'll be as allergic to the rest of the options as I am the first few. In that case, I'll gladly take it.

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago
OH HECK NO.

Jeremyplays2017jr8 years ago
Np cjoclate noooooooooooooo

Yepter10 years ago
Didnt press the button cuz i love strawberries and sugar

KIRA19 years ago
Just like me and L from DeathNote

GhostGirl6279 years ago
Why da Fruits? What did they do to the guy/girl who made this?

VacivityLove9 years ago
Honestly don't even eat sugary treats/candy so I'm good but fruits? well fuck me.

danielc10 years ago
Fuck that

Nakkaschodda27 days ago
OH..Well i already cant eat cream and ice cream due to lactose 🥲

Secret_Song9 years ago
F.U.C.K N.O
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