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You could cook perfect meals

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You would be allergic to chocolate, ice cream, sugar and fruits

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KataDarklast month

But... there is sugar everywhere in a large majority of foods...

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Lostdollfromghsloverlast month

why the fuck are you everywhere

Maharid11 months ago

Whoever made this dilemma must have read Terry Pratchett.

Mattshea9 years ago

chocolate,ice cream and sugar.... No.... I'll use my magic to cook perfect meals

KarmaBreaker6 years ago

Oh it"s matt

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LPSWolfen21749 years ago

No sugar means no food.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago

If you could make perfect meals, you could just replace the sugar with something that"s not sugar but essentially the same

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â˜†Tinkerâ˜†8 years ago

I feel like im the only one thats upset about not being able to eat fruit. I can live without the rest just dont take my fruity children

Rod19283 years ago

I agree my dude

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Krusek8 years ago

what are my symptoms?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago

I would if I could, Sans. I would if I could.

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Godzilla19189 years ago

hmmm

RebornLT9 years ago

OMG HOOPA!!!!!

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Lhancieplier7 years ago

Hell no

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago

Fuck no

acctocorrectu8 years ago

Cook something like it, but totally different.

iron Pheonix8 years ago

Halloween is pointless :(

boomom999 years ago

Really no chocolate!!!???

Ninjajpcity9 years ago

You would die in afew weeks

DarkNightmare6669 years ago

NEVER EVER FOR EVER

Joseph Churilla12 years ago

You would die, because you need sugar to make energy for your cells

Jess Reed12 years ago

I'm allergic to a lot of that already

Gabrosky Riva12 years ago

Being allergic to sugar? Fuck it.

Kian Hughes12 years ago

Ramen noodles are all I need

Grayson Clark12 years ago

How allergic?

Zack Stout12 years ago

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Lucus Alexander Frost12 years ago

already cant have most milk products. so yeah

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

cook perfect meals, these meals can cure anything now i guess

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago

There's a lot of food I like.

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago

You COULD cook perfect meals, not can. The allergic reaction could be very small, two risks are not something I want to take.

Alayna Beatley12 years ago

nope never

Barbara Perez de AraÃºjo12 years ago

Good so I won't get fat

Corey Whitten12 years ago

everything is made of sugar!!

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

it doesn't say how severe the allergies are... a mild allergy to those things and I'll get perfect cooking skills? worth it.

Annabeth Chase12 years ago

imalready a perfect cook

Charlie Banks12 years ago

I am already a good cook.

AJðŸ˜Š 9 years ago

Scrap the meal being perfect

SultanSlaDemirci8 years ago

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

requis9 years ago

is there a down side cause the stuff you would make would be better then those

Manza1239 years ago

Yeah u would die

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Raymondo9 years ago

Its youtuber Mattshea I love you!

skallskitar9 years ago

Eat pasta. Saliva breaks down starch to sugar. Die of allergic chock

greaterfiend4 years ago

Very mild allergy? Okay. Already a good cook though.

you're_my_Vendetta9 years ago

Uh, I'm already a FANTASTIC chef.

sterlingsilvernine9 years ago

Bacon

Bradin5 years ago

The sugar is the deal breaker. Do you know how many non-sugar things have hidden sugars?

dudebro1019 years ago

Like how allergic are we talking bout peanut allergies or just a mild rash

ZoeySurvivor7 years ago

i will cook the perfect anti allergic spray

RebornLT9 years ago

F that! Chocolate and ice cream...NEVER

Penguin-Cat8 years ago

How alergic, a threat to my life? Or just hives

BonBonIsBlue9 years ago

Fruits are needed in life. And sugar :3

Ssb4fan888 years ago

What if you allready know how to cook perfect meals?

dewata15129 years ago

K

A strange person9 years ago

Curse you, Satan

TrueChara9 years ago

Then one would die of low blood sugar then. No upside found. Gimme my chocolate

Herp3sl0oung3last year

hell no

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