Will You Press The Button?

JustTheTip9 years ago

So my life's savings is ONE DOLLAR????!!!!

Kittycat2_08 years ago

The antidote for it cost one dollar

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randomperson349 years ago

who says I have to use the potion, sell it on ebay for more than a dollar, profit

ThePaulDude5 years ago

You have no idea how eBay is do you?

Agent_Waffle8 years ago

So.... The victim becomes a Yandere?

duckymouth4 years ago

Yep, nothing could possibly go wrong there

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NicholasWhipple9 years ago

The real downside is that your first child becomes Voldemort.

DirtySocks4 years ago

I, too, have watched the Twilight Zone.

Timelypat8 years ago

Don't say "life"s savings", that just means all the money you"ve ever had/made. 85% of the people on this website don't have jobs.

Tacocat1017 years ago

Oh my God, it"s what"s-her-name, the , um, female gingerbread man from Shrek. Sugar! That"s it. The gingerbread man, AKA Gingy, and the Muffin Man make her after Gingy"s girlfriend kicks him out. Gingy added WAY too much sugar while baking her to make her ...[Show full comment]

Salplayz7 years ago

I know a cheaper antidote, poison!!!

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

I don't mind the whole "never leaving me alone" stuff. But interfering with free will like that seems awkward. The person I select gets no say in the matter, and that would make the "love" shallow. It doesn't even meet Erikson's definition of love, since I...[Show full comment]

datboi4275 years ago

lavabomb has big brain

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Migdin18 years ago

I DONT NEED LOVE!! IT IS ONLY SOMETHING THAT STOPS ME FROM DOING MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE!!! LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!

Danieldmaciel9168 years ago

Unlimited s3x

freshavacadodoritosspootermansans18 years ago

you can just give it to your poor crush that lives in a different state with walls sorounding the state

Will Horton12 years ago

there's money to be made here somewhere, in divorce settlements or something. just gotta find someone who has more than twice your life savings.

Amy Geren12 years ago

jesus chris this site is terrifying. love potions are RAPE. there are 1322 people here who would fucking rape someone. what the fuck.

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

you are the biggest idiot on earth if you think that way

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Alexis Faye Williams12 years ago

Everything will be okay if I have them with me. So what now?

gamrejess135979 years ago

touka come drink this coffee i made you.

Purrfect3 years ago

There is a Twighlight zone about this exact thing

janmankanpan10 years ago

Im i a Senpai??

Booperdooperer9 years ago

Sign me up no really she is a dude magnet

dudef12010 years ago

Ill never stop hating my crush so yeah ill do it

xXx_PewDiePie_xXx8 years ago

I see no downsides, when I make me fall in love with someone

RNJR7 years ago

I can't do that t I someone it would be a monstrous thing to do.

ATinyTreeElf10 years ago

no way, i already despise clingy people.

Nastysocks8 years ago

This is a weird question

ThePlasmaPro9 years ago

Love? No. Sex? Probably.

Gatho9 years ago

but...my life savings are 1€!

olvvvvlo10 years ago

It seems ok except for the fact that you don't get to conquer that person.

ReaperNS8 years ago

Downside?

Steven Boyer12 years ago

i kinda want this to happen with the girl i love so, idm it would be what i wanted anyway

Themouth10 years ago

Already have a girlfriend.

Comment Police9 years ago

Im horrified that was so dark, not the stalker part... I'm talking about the $1.00 life savings part!

Cheeseman8 years ago

Uh... I got so poor when???

Huntsman 9 years ago

Ah Allright

PowerPikachu10 years ago

I'd use the potion wisely.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

what about the shower or going to the loo eww

HippieRat11 years ago

YES I love a clingy girl it's cute

brandonlee049 years ago

put then in a cage?

Allanadcat8 years ago

My life savings is like three dollars so ya I'm good with this

Noah Jordan12 years ago

I'd be fine with this if a perfect girlfriend for me existed. and if she did exist she'd fall in love with me anyways, that's one of the qualifiers of being a perfect girlfriend.