Will You Press The Button?

JustTheTip 11 years ago

So my life's savings is ONE DOLLAR????!!!!

Kittycat2_0 9 years ago

The antidote for it cost one dollar

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randomperson34 10 years ago

who says I have to use the potion, sell it on ebay for more than a dollar, profit

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

You have no idea how eBay is do you?

Agent_Waffle 10 years ago

So.... The victim becomes a Yandere?

duckymouth 5 years ago

Yep, nothing could possibly go wrong there

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NicholasWhipple 10 years ago

The real downside is that your first child becomes Voldemort.

Timelypat 9 years ago

Don't say "life"s savings", that just means all the money you"ve ever had/made. 85% of the people on this website don't have jobs.

DirtySocks 5 years ago

I, too, have watched the Twilight Zone.

Tacocat101 8 years ago

Oh my God, it"s what"s-her-name, the , um, female gingerbread man from Shrek. Sugar! That"s it. The gingerbread man, AKA Gingy, and the Muffin Man make her after Gingy"s girlfriend kicks him out. Gingy added WAY too much sugar while baking her to make her ... [Show full comment]

Salplayz 8 years ago

I know a cheaper antidote, poison!!!

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

I don't mind the whole "never leaving me alone" stuff. But interfering with free will like that seems awkward. The person I select gets no say in the matter, and that would make the "love" shallow. It doesn't even meet Erikson's definition of love, since I... [Show full comment]

datboi427 6 years ago

lavabomb has big brain

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Migdin1 9 years ago

I DONT NEED LOVE!! IT IS ONLY SOMETHING THAT STOPS ME FROM DOING MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE!!! LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!

Danieldmaciel916 9 years ago

Unlimited s3x

freshavacadodoritosspootermansans1 9 years ago

you can just give it to your poor crush that lives in a different state with walls sorounding the state

Will Horton 13 years ago

there's money to be made here somewhere, in divorce settlements or something. just gotta find someone who has more than twice your life savings.

Amy Geren 13 years ago

jesus chris this site is terrifying. love potions are RAPE. there are 1322 people here who would fucking rape someone. what the fuck.

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago

you are the biggest idiot on earth if you think that way

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GeorgeFritz 9 years ago

*sits on toilet with GF next to me* I'll take the antidote O_O

Persaunne 11 years ago

too expansive

MastermindOfTrouble 6 years ago

Loophole: I'll use the love potion on myself. Love yourself. - Courtney Miller

Itz_Emz_So_RAWR 11 years ago

Thats how my EX was Like so i broke up with him

masterminer176 11 years ago

No, I don't like buying love, it's as bad as arranged marriages with someone that you hate!

AngelYerosh 8 years ago

Oh fuck yes

showchoirkiddo 11 years ago

Downside?

Greeninja5 10 years ago

Wait till I'm broke

soulking 9 years ago

If you think about it its killing them :/

Nacho Cava 13 years ago

not worth it

ThisGuyHasAlongerNameThanAguyWithAveryLongName 10 years ago

I touched the button with a dollar

camping gunner 11 years ago

well you get followed around and of course when your in a toilet she/he will follow you so i guess make bathroom that only allows you to get in alone with a powerful lock

Aaron Floyd 10 years ago

STALKER! YANDERE CHAN STAY AWAY!(chan is not a typo)

5kip 5 years ago

My live savings? Have my 10 bucks lol

Emperor Sylveon 11 years ago

And for just one dollar you too can have your very own stalker boy/girlfriend! Buy today

LeFoosh21 9 years ago

May I just point out it say it (the potion) is only one dollar BUT then it say it costs you your life savings!!! Why is my life"s saving only one dollar??!

Timelypat 9 years ago

The ANTIDOTE costs your life"s savings.

LlamaDrama 8 years ago

Sooo my whole life savings is a dollar.

Loopiloop 11 years ago

death is also an antidote for anything

Hidked 9 years ago

Rick and morty?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i remember this from English class. the chaser. also a twilight zone episode.

Natquestions 10 years ago

Twilight zone anybody?

I hate buttons 11 years ago

I mean I would buy the potion and just save it for an emergency

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago

I will sell for a million dollars

dat dude 101 12 years ago

I dont want to accendentally use it on a naked fat guy

Nina952 3 years ago

Yes, yandere girlfriend.

icartwright 11 years ago

no please I cannot be near other people for that long

Sunchaser 9 years ago

Love potions are basically rape, so...

Jordan Barrick 13 years ago

wasn't this the premise of a twilight zone episode?

TheMasterBlaster 10 years ago

You can't MAKE someone love you. Their choice to love you defines love.

ColeIsdaboss 9 years ago

So basically I marry my waifu for free.

datboi427 6 years ago

im fine with not being left alone (as weird as that sounds), but it"s not rlly love if it"s caused by a silly potion. i would still press the button tho, just to buy said silly potion to sell it to a random simp for, eh, probs about $2,500, to make sum goo... [Show full comment]

blahfive06 11 years ago

down side?? i like meself a sticky girl

LolerImawsome 11 years ago

Lock them out of the room dumb ass game! xD legit hacker thoughts.:3

Panifex 8 years ago

Loving me unconditionally would require leaving me alone when I need to be alone. The downside is incorrect and therefore invalid.

ROronoa82 11 years ago

I FAIL TO SEE DOWNSIDE I MEAN YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR CRUSH AND LIVE TOGETHER FOR EVER

jnv675 10 years ago

I need my own space

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