Will You Press The Button?

JustTheTip 11 years ago

So my life's savings is ONE DOLLAR????!!!!

Kittycat2_0 9 years ago

The antidote for it cost one dollar

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randomperson34 10 years ago

who says I have to use the potion, sell it on ebay for more than a dollar, profit

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

You have no idea how eBay is do you?

Agent_Waffle 10 years ago

So.... The victim becomes a Yandere?

duckymouth 5 years ago

Yep, nothing could possibly go wrong there

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NicholasWhipple 10 years ago

The real downside is that your first child becomes Voldemort.

Timelypat 9 years ago

Don't say "life"s savings", that just means all the money you"ve ever had/made. 85% of the people on this website don't have jobs.

DirtySocks 5 years ago

I, too, have watched the Twilight Zone.

Tacocat101 8 years ago

Oh my God, it"s what"s-her-name, the , um, female gingerbread man from Shrek. Sugar! That"s it. The gingerbread man, AKA Gingy, and the Muffin Man make her after Gingy"s girlfriend kicks him out. Gingy added WAY too much sugar while baking her to make her ... [Show full comment]

Salplayz 8 years ago

I know a cheaper antidote, poison!!!

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

I don't mind the whole "never leaving me alone" stuff. But interfering with free will like that seems awkward. The person I select gets no say in the matter, and that would make the "love" shallow. It doesn't even meet Erikson's definition of love, since I... [Show full comment]

datboi427 6 years ago

lavabomb has big brain

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Migdin1 9 years ago

I DONT NEED LOVE!! IT IS ONLY SOMETHING THAT STOPS ME FROM DOING MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE!!! LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!

Danieldmaciel916 9 years ago

Unlimited s3x

freshavacadodoritosspootermansans1 9 years ago

you can just give it to your poor crush that lives in a different state with walls sorounding the state

Will Horton 13 years ago

there's money to be made here somewhere, in divorce settlements or something. just gotta find someone who has more than twice your life savings.

Amy Geren 13 years ago

jesus chris this site is terrifying. love potions are RAPE. there are 1322 people here who would fucking rape someone. what the fuck.

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago

you are the biggest idiot on earth if you think that way

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Nastysocks 10 years ago

This is a weird question

ThePlasmaPro 11 years ago

Love? No. Sex? Probably.

RNJR 8 years ago

I can't do that t I someone it would be a monstrous thing to do.

ATinyTreeElf 11 years ago

no way, i already despise clingy people.

Presis 5 months ago

我把药转手卖了

olvvvvlo 11 years ago

It seems ok except for the fact that you don't get to conquer that person.

ReaperNS 9 years ago

Downside?

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

i kinda want this to happen with the girl i love so, idm it would be what i wanted anyway

Gatho 10 years ago

but...my life savings are 1€!

Comment Police 10 years ago

Im horrified that was so dark, not the stalker part... I'm talking about the $1.00 life savings part!

Themouth 11 years ago

Already have a girlfriend.

Huntsman 11 years ago

Ah Allright

PowerPikachu 11 years ago

I'd use the potion wisely.

Cheeseman 9 years ago

Uh... I got so poor when???

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

what about the shower or going to the loo eww

HippieRat 12 years ago

YES I love a clingy girl it's cute

brandonlee04 10 years ago

put then in a cage?

Bon_Bon666 10 years ago

even a person in an anime world???

AnimationBlox 4 years ago

Tie them down and leave momentarily for privacy, easy.

FaZe Booce 11 years ago

what if my life savings is always maintained at a cheap $0.25? and even then i can just use a gun if they get too annoying.

Allanadcat 9 years ago

My life savings is like three dollars so ya I'm good with this

Noah Jordan 13 years ago

I'd be fine with this if a perfect girlfriend for me existed. and if she did exist she'd fall in love with me anyways, that's one of the qualifiers of being a perfect girlfriend.

MastermindOfTrouble 6 years ago

Loophole: I'll use the love potion on myself. Love yourself. - Courtney Miller

Itz_Emz_So_RAWR 11 years ago

Thats how my EX was Like so i broke up with him

GeorgeFritz 9 years ago

*sits on toilet with GF next to me* I'll take the antidote O_O

Persaunne 11 years ago

too expansive

Greeninja5 10 years ago

Wait till I'm broke

masterminer176 11 years ago

No, I don't like buying love, it's as bad as arranged marriages with someone that you hate!

AngelYerosh 8 years ago

Oh fuck yes

showchoirkiddo 11 years ago

Downside?

camping gunner 11 years ago

well you get followed around and of course when your in a toilet she/he will follow you so i guess make bathroom that only allows you to get in alone with a powerful lock

soulking 9 years ago

If you think about it its killing them :/

Nacho Cava 13 years ago

not worth it

ThisGuyHasAlongerNameThanAguyWithAveryLongName 10 years ago

I touched the button with a dollar

Emperor Sylveon 11 years ago

And for just one dollar you too can have your very own stalker boy/girlfriend! Buy today

LeFoosh21 9 years ago

May I just point out it say it (the potion) is only one dollar BUT then it say it costs you your life savings!!! Why is my life"s saving only one dollar??!

Timelypat 9 years ago

The ANTIDOTE costs your life"s savings.

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