Will You Press The Button?

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Ice cream tasting is a horrible job since I dislike cold things also 5 minutes per day is unreasonable

epicbob729 months ago

Hey

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Podge9 years ago

Why wouldn't you press the button? if you get to work there for the rest of your life, and get payed by salary, then you still get payed even if you don't go to work, and they can't fire you. free money.

Strxmony8 months ago

Seems to make sense...

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Asraaw9 years ago

I don't want to work in a stable

iamaunicorn7 years ago

i actually work in a stable, its not bad.....i love animals though......im not a vegetarian i love meat

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Tony Neal12 years ago

sorry i wouldn't like to work in politics

MemeBound7 years ago

I do

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ButtonHead28-59 years ago

That sounds like what I have now....

Elliot.20049 years ago

Basically my job

dankmemes1018 years ago

Doesn't sound very "stable" to me

Kyle Xia12 years ago

unreasonable doesnt have to mean bad...15 min is unreasonable

C8 years ago

Nice one kyle!

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Mathilda Sara Alexandersson12 years ago

fuck yeah!

Gatho9 years ago

I need human I papyrus

RAINBOWGEDDON9 years ago

If it's good and well paying but your boss hates you and all isn't that a double negative

Steelersarezebest5 years ago

I dont care I would get that money

person50510 years ago

horrible bosses lol

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago

Hell no

INeedToPoopBadly9 years ago

It says you get this job for the rest of your life. So basically you can just skip work whenever you want to, and still keep the job for the rest of your life.

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UltraSnivy149 years ago

Suffer through for a while, get a nice amount of money, and switch to a job you like, that pays well.

Handsoap_pls8 years ago

When I get the money I'll quit

cannon9009last year

That's an oxymoron.

Poyteroy9 years ago

So press button for real life.

creepertron30007 years ago

Step 1 over throw the boss

Thegamingdovah9 years ago

Paleontology doesnt have a boss and you choose your hours plus it is only dull until you find a rare fossil

ElsaPabst7 years ago

If I get a career, I sort of want a commitment that I can live with and I like it...

Kasen10 years ago

The work conditions are terrible, the boss is horrible, the hours are unreasonable, and the job itself is incredibly dull this is almost completely the opposite of stable

cadikai9 years ago

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Thegreatjoshua10 years ago

I don't like working with horses

Br33L0rd38 years ago

Obviously not

flzzzzy4 years ago

not even a lot of money, just "well-paying"

domowolfn9 years ago

money.......

PopBlox10 years ago

Politician

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago

I love barn animals but seriously no

Sad10 years ago

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