Will You Press The Button?

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago

Ice cream tasting is a horrible job since I dislike cold things also 5 minutes per day is unreasonable

gaigai last year

But i think is so interested

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Podge 11 years ago

Why wouldn't you press the button? if you get to work there for the rest of your life, and get payed by salary, then you still get payed even if you don't go to work, and they can't fire you. free money.

Strxmony 2 years ago

Seems to make sense...

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Asraaw 11 years ago

I don't want to work in a stable

iamaunicorn 9 years ago

i actually work in a stable, its not bad.....i love animals though......im not a vegetarian i love meat

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Tony Neal 13 years ago

sorry i wouldn't like to work in politics

MemeBound 8 years ago

I do

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ButtonHead28-5 11 years ago

That sounds like what I have now....

Elliot.2004 11 years ago

Basically my job

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Doesn't sound very "stable" to me

Kyle Xia 13 years ago

unreasonable doesnt have to mean bad...15 min is unreasonable

C 9 years ago

Nice one kyle!

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Mathilda Sara Alexandersson 13 years ago

fuck yeah!

Bladnoir 8 years ago

so i still in my job but with higher salary

Arctic 6 10 years ago

isn't that.. the opposite of pushing the button?

rog2542 11 years ago

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Lazuli 11 years ago

why the hell wouldi want to work there

SteveChoiceMaker 11 years ago

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AnzJaffa 9 years ago

AKA working in general

meatloave 2 years ago

I sit in a cubicle at night with only a small tv which is terrible. My boss is horrible but he works during the day so I never see or interact with them ever, the work shift lasts on hour and all I do for that hour is watch old reruns of 50s sitcoms....BOO... [Show full comment]

Evoline17 10 years ago

It could be unreasonably short, so I can work for 2 minutes and get paid

serrato12 11 years ago

bro ill just find a better job myself

JordanFireStar 10 years ago

i wouldn't exactly be a fan of having hillary clinton as my boss

_PieManGaming_ 11 years ago

I'm a youtuber, I'm my own boss, no one pays me anything, but I'm 13, I don't need to be payed

Because_Im_Batman 7 years ago

That would make it an unstable job aka my job.

Logisticmo4 11 years ago

Upside?

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

How exactly it is a stable job? hell no

megaattacksquid 11 years ago

whack your boss: button edition

wisecrack3 10 years ago

... boobs

MidnightSorrow 9 years ago

I already have a stable paying job with a crappy boss and dull atmosphere what"s the fucking diffrence.

Frankie 12 11 years ago

It could just be someone's opion

TurfyMink 11 years ago

Check please

Lanosa 11 years ago

Im not so desperate for accept that work.

IdiotNerd123 3 years ago

Walmart?

Tim Morris 13 years ago

meh

Lilo_Stitch 10 years ago

Too bad I already do...

MoMotheCow 8 years ago

Office Space in a nutshell

wisecrack3 10 years ago

Unreasonably small hour and my boss is horrible at firing people. The job is sitting on my couch for 30 mins a day, dull until the TV comes on

Solocupz 11 years ago

21 pressed it

Lazuli 11 years ago

why the hell wouldi want to work there

Prodigy1202 11 years ago

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Luke_Groundrunner 9 years ago

Senator"s lifu.

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON 2 years ago

I'm not selling the rest of my life away to a terrible job.

nerdhere320 12 years ago

Challenge: Accepted

xX_skeletons_are_my_friends_Xx 9 years ago

Who the hell would do this

Gatho 10 years ago

I need human I papyrus

RAINBOWGEDDON 11 years ago

If it's good and well paying but your boss hates you and all isn't that a double negative

Steelersarezebest 7 years ago

I dont care I would get that money

person505 11 years ago

horrible bosses lol

Coolbutcruelnickdoop 9 years ago

Hell no

INeedToPoopBadly 11 years ago

It says you get this job for the rest of your life. So basically you can just skip work whenever you want to, and still keep the job for the rest of your life.

UltraSnivy14 11 years ago

Suffer through for a while, get a nice amount of money, and switch to a job you like, that pays well.

Sad 11 years ago

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cannon9009 3 years ago

That's an oxymoron.

Handsoap_pls 10 years ago

When I get the money I'll quit

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