Will You Press The Button?

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Ice cream tasting is a horrible job since I dislike cold things also 5 minutes per day is unreasonable

epicbob727 months ago

Hey

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Podge9 years ago

Why wouldn't you press the button? if you get to work there for the rest of your life, and get payed by salary, then you still get payed even if you don't go to work, and they can't fire you. free money.

Strxmony7 months ago

Seems to make sense...

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Asraaw9 years ago

I don't want to work in a stable

iamaunicorn7 years ago

i actually work in a stable, its not bad.....i love animals though......im not a vegetarian i love meat

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Tony Neal12 years ago

sorry i wouldn't like to work in politics

MemeBound7 years ago

I do

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ButtonHead28-59 years ago

That sounds like what I have now....

Elliot.20049 years ago

Basically my job

dankmemes1018 years ago

Doesn't sound very "stable" to me

Kyle Xia12 years ago

unreasonable doesnt have to mean bad...15 min is unreasonable

C8 years ago

Nice one kyle!

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Mathilda Sara Alexandersson12 years ago

fuck yeah!

rog25429 years ago

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Bladnoir7 years ago

so i still in my job but with higher salary

Arctic 69 years ago

isn't that.. the opposite of pushing the button?

AnzJaffa8 years ago

AKA working in general

Lazuli9 years ago

why the hell wouldi want to work there

SteveChoiceMaker9 years ago

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serrato129 years ago

bro ill just find a better job myself

meatloave6 months ago

I sit in a cubicle at night with only a small tv which is terrible. My boss is horrible but he works during the day so I never see or interact with them ever, the work shift lasts on hour and all I do for that hour is watch old reruns of 50s sitcoms....BOO...[Show full comment]

Evoline178 years ago

It could be unreasonably short, so I can work for 2 minutes and get paid

Because_Im_Batman5 years ago

That would make it an unstable job aka my job.

JordanFireStar8 years ago

i wouldn't exactly be a fan of having hillary clinton as my boss

_PieManGaming_9 years ago

I'm a youtuber, I'm my own boss, no one pays me anything, but I'm 13, I don't need to be payed

megaattacksquid9 years ago

whack your boss: button edition

wisecrack39 years ago

... boobs

Logisticmo49 years ago

Upside?

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

How exactly it is a stable job? hell no

Frankie 129 years ago

It could just be someone's opion

TurfyMink9 years ago

Check please

MidnightSorrow8 years ago

I already have a stable paying job with a crappy boss and dull atmosphere what"s the fucking diffrence.

IdiotNerd1232 years ago

Walmart?

Tim Morris12 years ago

meh

Lilo_Stitch8 years ago

Too bad I already do...

Lanosa9 years ago

Im not so desperate for accept that work.

wisecrack39 years ago

Unreasonably small hour and my boss is horrible at firing people. The job is sitting on my couch for 30 mins a day, dull until the TV comes on

Solocupz9 years ago

21 pressed it

MoMotheCow7 years ago

Office Space in a nutshell

Prodigy12029 years ago

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Luke_Groundrunner7 years ago

Senator"s lifu.

Lazuli9 years ago

why the hell wouldi want to work there

xX_skeletons_are_my_friends_Xx8 years ago

Who the hell would do this

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON2 months ago

I'm not selling the rest of my life away to a terrible job.

nerdhere32011 years ago

Challenge: Accepted

RAINBOWGEDDON9 years ago

If it's good and well paying but your boss hates you and all isn't that a double negative

Steelersarezebest5 years ago

I dont care I would get that money

Gatho8 years ago

I need human I papyrus

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago

Hell no

INeedToPoopBadly9 years ago

It says you get this job for the rest of your life. So basically you can just skip work whenever you want to, and still keep the job for the rest of your life.

person5059 years ago

horrible bosses lol

UltraSnivy149 years ago

Suffer through for a while, get a nice amount of money, and switch to a job you like, that pays well.

Sad9 years ago

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cannon9009last year

That's an oxymoron.

Handsoap_pls8 years ago

When I get the money I'll quit

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