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You get to work at a stable, well-paying job for the rest of your life.
but
The work conditions are terrible, the boss is horrible, the hours are unreasonable, and the job itself is incredibly dull.
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Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Ice cream tasting is a horrible job since I dislike cold things also 5 minutes per day is unreasonable

epicbob727 months ago
Hey
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Podge9 years ago
Why wouldn't you press the button? if you get to work there for the rest of your life, and get payed by salary, then you still get payed even if you don't go to work, and they can't fire you. free money.

Strxmony7 months ago
Seems to make sense...
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Asraaw9 years ago
I don't want to work in a stable

iamaunicorn7 years ago
i actually work in a stable, its not bad.....i love animals though......im not a vegetarian i love meat
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Tony Neal12 years ago
sorry i wouldn't like to work in politics

MemeBound7 years ago
I do
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ButtonHead28-59 years ago
That sounds like what I have now....

Elliot.20049 years ago
Basically my job

dankmemes1018 years ago
Doesn't sound very "stable" to me

Kyle Xia12 years ago
unreasonable doesnt have to mean bad...15 min is unreasonable

C8 years ago
Nice one kyle!
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Mathilda Sara Alexandersson12 years ago
fuck yeah!

Luke_Groundrunner7 years ago
Senator"s lifu.

Lazuli9 years ago
why the hell wouldi want to work there

Prodigy12029 years ago
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SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON2 months ago
I'm not selling the rest of my life away to a terrible job.

nerdhere32011 years ago
Challenge: Accepted

xX_skeletons_are_my_friends_Xx8 years ago
Who the hell would do this

RAINBOWGEDDON9 years ago
If it's good and well paying but your boss hates you and all isn't that a double negative

Steelersarezebest5 years ago
I dont care I would get that money

Gatho8 years ago
I need human I papyrus

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago
Hell no

INeedToPoopBadly9 years ago
It says you get this job for the rest of your life. So basically you can just skip work whenever you want to, and still keep the job for the rest of your life.

person5059 years ago
horrible bosses lol

UltraSnivy149 years ago
Suffer through for a while, get a nice amount of money, and switch to a job you like, that pays well.

Sad9 years ago
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cannon9009last year
That's an oxymoron.

Handsoap_pls8 years ago
When I get the money I'll quit

Thegamingdovah9 years ago
Paleontology doesnt have a boss and you choose your hours plus it is only dull until you find a rare fossil

Poyteroy9 years ago
So press button for real life.

creepertron30007 years ago
Step 1 over throw the boss

Kasen9 years ago
The work conditions are terrible, the boss is horrible, the hours are unreasonable, and the job itself is incredibly dull this is almost completely the opposite of stable

ElsaPabst7 years ago
If I get a career, I sort of want a commitment that I can live with and I like it...

Br33L0rd38 years ago
Obviously not

cadikai9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Thegreatjoshua10 years ago
I don't like working with horses

flzzzzy4 years ago
not even a lot of money, just "well-paying"

domowolfn8 years ago
money.......

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago
I love barn animals but seriously no

PopBlox9 years ago
Politician

Tigie_9569 years ago
ummm.....you could simply earn a great job!!

Sad9 years ago
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TrinTrin8 years ago
Um... so basically real life?

Shadowin11 months ago
这就是畜生

Matthew Ossi12 years ago
Thats life already :/

mandiv658 years ago
Money will make you happy but never make you happy eternally happy

Arming9 years ago
I hâte work. I dont press

Setekh9 years ago
So kinda like working retail with a decent paycheck

Not Here9 years ago
1/100 hours a year is very unreasonable.

Z_Emruld7 years ago
What if I’m the boss hu? Didn’t think about that did you If I’m the boss I’d improve all it So no downside :) ;) :]

WBGrock9 years ago
i'd kill the boss. then i'd be in jail

KenJen64207 years ago
You just described a what it"s like to work at Home Depot... on it"s worse day that is

Science guy9 years ago
Well I just pressed a button that made 10 hours at work feel like 10 minutes ... So
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