30711 (29%) 75722 (71%)
30711 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 75722 (71%) did not.
You will become the old spice body spray guy, and will gain all of his strange abilites
but
no person of the opposite sex and of the same race will ever want to date you.
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CamOler 10 years ago
This is probably the most homophobic, racist question ever...

papersnake 4 years ago
I agree the author f this button is so messed up

Gredias 11 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Timelypat 9 years ago
But that"s still half the population who mark you as "Unavailable"
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WingDingGaster 9 years ago
I only come here for the stupid comments lol

Robin Ricardo 13 years ago
You mean I'd have to date people OUTSIDE my race?! Oh wait, I'm not racist, so I don't care. Author is fucked.

Hysteria 6 years ago
So you"re gay?
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HeyyyItsNeptune 8 years ago
As a gay with a thing for Indian boys, there is no problem here.

Boopbleep 9 years ago
*crazy bisexual laughter*

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

Kate Bugos 13 years ago
*gay laughter in the distance*

Tisalovelybug 11 years ago
I'm a straight women and my boyfriend's bi, so become old spice man, become man, become unable to date girls, continue dating bi boyfriend. He's also Greek, so different ethnic background too. Basically I win.
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macropenis 10 years ago
Notice it says and instead of or. That means people of the opposite sex outside my race will date me.

Zer0billion 9 years ago
My thoughts exactly

Lostfeather237 10 years ago
... I'm lesbian and my girlfriend is outside of my race. NOTHING CHANGES. Except that I become a guy. Which I don't want.

NathanLucas 9 years ago
My life rn

Rowly 9 years ago
SPICY

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago
I'm personally not interested in being a male sponsor for men's deoderant.

papersnake 4 years ago
lol

blueshooja 10 years ago
i dont have to find a loop hole, pressing the button already makes one.

RandomGaminJew 10 years ago
There are so many racists and homophobes

blobs94 11 years ago
Wait I like chinese guys, not chinese, and if I am a guy i can just become gay lol no downside.

Derpynerd 11 years ago
Oh so race is a bad thing now? 21st century right? Pathetic.

Ashley Higdon 13 years ago
hardly a dilemma, I don't date so I'd be fabulous and.. carry on as normal only more awesome so....

Squirtle dude 152 10 years ago
What if you're transgender?

gadlygamer 5 years ago
*laughs maniacally in ase*

I<3Andy 11 years ago
Im a girl so… NO!

Fries101 9 years ago
Racist A$$

MeepKeep 11 years ago
That's cool bruh, the downside already applies to me.

Donderpants 11 years ago
I don't know anything about the upside, and don't want to eliminate a major ethnicity as options.

Two-gallons-of-dirt 9 years ago
Who needs love when you have the POWER TO BLOCK BODY ODER FOR 16 HOURS

KileeMcAtee 12 years ago
*Gay People laugh in unison in the distance*

Superstar57 10 years ago
Oh fuck all you lucky gay's but im not gay am i _ _ ________

Doglesser420 9 years ago
It never said anything about friends with benafits

Harrison Longo 13 years ago
I'm not gay and the old spice guy isn't very cool.

Itachi 10 years ago
I don't need a date I GOT POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

JaronMarles 8 years ago
I could go gay, or date a woman of a different race.

Daniel 2345678 11 years ago
what if your merryed like me and by the way I can not spell to day

Zackthemaniac 9 years ago
HA GAYYYYYYYYY!

Levy8Me 11 years ago
<p style="font-size:18px;text-shadow:4px 4px 4px #666;">Never!</p>

AsherLaughlin 10 years ago
i could make little elf babies. I <3 this question!

thatonemermaid 11 years ago
*aromantic giggling*

znadley 6 years ago
I'm caucasian so I guess I'll date latinas:)))

Wumbobaby 11 years ago
Why would I want that

FatSumo11 10 years ago
Dang it. I'm straight and like Asian girls:(.

TestedHawk 6 years ago
I'm already undateable for life, so why not be a all-powerful God in the process?

hunterdamaniac 11 years ago
What about the gays???

Timelypat 9 years ago
I'm on a horse.

Shawn Torres 13 years ago
all it said is no date, it does not say sleep with or marry

CONNECTFOURMEMES 8 years ago
What if you gay?

Toproforyou 10 years ago
Well thats not so bad... But im not gay so thats a let down

hufflepuffgirl 11 years ago
Race doesn't matter to me at all it's all him personally and with a female and personality I can love anyone ever needed or so what's the downside

KermitTheFrog 11 years ago
It has to be the same gender

A fabulous seal 10 years ago
I'm a girl and nobody wants to date me anyways sooooooo I didn't push the buttom cause it wouldn't change much of my life

AnnoTokoyami 5 years ago
Gay people: I see no problem with that, in fact, I actually like that

Baruno da sauruss 11 years ago
I'd date a spider ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Chipser 9 years ago
agree with #1 comment and also im pansexual so black or Asian guys
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