30726 (29%) 75755 (71%)
30726 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 75755 (71%) did not.
You will become the old spice body spray guy, and will gain all of his strange abilites
but
no person of the opposite sex and of the same race will ever want to date you.
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CamOler 10 years ago
This is probably the most homophobic, racist question ever...

papersnake 4 years ago
I agree the author f this button is so messed up

Gredias 11 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Timelypat 9 years ago
But that"s still half the population who mark you as "Unavailable"
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WingDingGaster 9 years ago
I only come here for the stupid comments lol

Robin Ricardo 13 years ago
You mean I'd have to date people OUTSIDE my race?! Oh wait, I'm not racist, so I don't care. Author is fucked.

Hysteria 6 years ago
So you"re gay?
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HeyyyItsNeptune 8 years ago
As a gay with a thing for Indian boys, there is no problem here.

Boopbleep 9 years ago
*crazy bisexual laughter*

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

Kate Bugos 13 years ago
*gay laughter in the distance*

Tisalovelybug 11 years ago
I'm a straight women and my boyfriend's bi, so become old spice man, become man, become unable to date girls, continue dating bi boyfriend. He's also Greek, so different ethnic background too. Basically I win.
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macropenis 10 years ago
Notice it says and instead of or. That means people of the opposite sex outside my race will date me.

Zer0billion 9 years ago
My thoughts exactly

Lostfeather237 10 years ago
... I'm lesbian and my girlfriend is outside of my race. NOTHING CHANGES. Except that I become a guy. Which I don't want.

NathanLucas 9 years ago
My life rn

Rowly 9 years ago
SPICY

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago
I'm personally not interested in being a male sponsor for men's deoderant.

papersnake 4 years ago
lol

blueshooja 10 years ago
i dont have to find a loop hole, pressing the button already makes one.

RandomGaminJew 10 years ago
There are so many racists and homophobes

blobs94 11 years ago
Wait I like chinese guys, not chinese, and if I am a guy i can just become gay lol no downside.

Derpynerd 11 years ago
Oh so race is a bad thing now? 21st century right? Pathetic.

Ashley Higdon 13 years ago
hardly a dilemma, I don't date so I'd be fabulous and.. carry on as normal only more awesome so....

Commissar 10 years ago
So i can only date humans fuck

Wayward-bee 6 years ago
Me, a lesbian: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA

OcelotButton 11 years ago
I'm not a guy anyways lol

ac-130 9 years ago
I can marry them instead lol

supermuffin 12 years ago
Gay and bi people laugh...

Feelinstevetacular 8 years ago
OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY POWEEEEEEEEEER no come here you sexy asian gay man

Fnaflover13 11 years ago
This is stupid because for one who would want to be gay forever nimnuts btw not offence to gays

RoxasOblivionSlayer 9 years ago
No, you would automatically become a man, it states; " You would BECOME the old spice man" so he"s trying to make everyone gay.

Numanar Von Epicloud 13 years ago
If i became old spice then id git me some whiteboy ass. thuggin love.

Nieroshai 11 years ago
Being bi, I see no problem. Also this would turn me black so it would still be a white guy.

ash.schoonbaertt1 11 years ago
You mean I'd have to date a white (or other race) man? I was probably just going to do that anyway

Hiddenworld 5 years ago
Who the hell is the old body spray guy and what kind of ability does he have ???

Wumbobaby 11 years ago
Why would I want that

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago
True, they won't want to. They'll *really* want to.

thatonemermaid 11 years ago
*aromantic giggling*

Fufu fighter 10 years ago
But i identify as an Apache attack helecopter...........So ha ha ha.

Sirbrus 12 years ago
ASIAN WOMEN

sonicj01 10 years ago
wtf???

ottertheplush 6 years ago
I don't need love, I have old spice

assassinaj2003 11 years ago
So u become gay and racist? Wats the upside.

FurryRaver183 11 years ago
Good thing I'm into Asian guys

TheDisguisedFlamingo 8 years ago
First off, your racist. I could date an opposite race, and second,WHO DAFAQ WANTS TO BE OLD SPICE GUY LOL

Oggy 11 years ago
Upside???

CHRISrockSTAR22 10 years ago
no i wanna fuck an asian

ChrisPBacon 11 years ago
that is bad you will die lonely

Tarinator 3 years ago
Excuse me, what bigot wrote this?!

otakutrashllama 11 years ago
They won't want to they'll need to

Jayy 10 years ago
I am gay so...

Pirocão 6 years ago
I eat ETs.

Mr.J 11 years ago
So basiclly(don't care if I spelled it right or not) you are really strange and buff guy but you are gay

Antidote 9 years ago
*gay guy laughing in the backyard* well at least I didn't click it

hellagay 12 years ago
But but IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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