30290 (29%) 74465 (71%)
30290 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 74465 (71%) did not.
You will become the old spice body spray guy, and will gain all of his strange abilites
but
no person of the opposite sex and of the same race will ever want to date you.
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CamOler8 years ago
This is probably the most homophobic, racist question ever...

papersnake2 years ago
I agree the author f this button is so messed up

Gredias9 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Timelypat8 years ago
But that"s still half the population who mark you as "Unavailable"
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WingDingGaster8 years ago
I only come here for the stupid comments lol

Robin Ricardo12 years ago
You mean I'd have to date people OUTSIDE my race?! Oh wait, I'm not racist, so I don't care. Author is fucked.

Hysteria5 years ago
So you"re gay?
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HeyyyItsNeptune7 years ago
As a gay with a thing for Indian boys, there is no problem here.

Boopbleep7 years ago
*crazy bisexual laughter*

LOLLoopholes8 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

macropenis8 years ago
Notice it says and instead of or. That means people of the opposite sex outside my race will date me.

Zer0billion8 years ago
My thoughts exactly

Lostfeather2378 years ago
... I'm lesbian and my girlfriend is outside of my race. NOTHING CHANGES. Except that I become a guy. Which I don't want.

Kate Bugos12 years ago
*gay laughter in the distance*

Tisalovelybug9 years ago
I'm a straight women and my boyfriend's bi, so become old spice man, become man, become unable to date girls, continue dating bi boyfriend. He's also Greek, so different ethnic background too. Basically I win.
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NathanLucas8 years ago
My life rn

Rowly8 years ago
SPICY

EpicDragon68799 years ago
I'm personally not interested in being a male sponsor for men's deoderant.

papersnake2 years ago
lol

blueshooja9 years ago
i dont have to find a loop hole, pressing the button already makes one.

RandomGaminJew9 years ago
There are so many racists and homophobes

blobs949 years ago
Wait I like chinese guys, not chinese, and if I am a guy i can just become gay lol no downside.

Derpynerd 10 years ago
Oh so race is a bad thing now? 21st century right? Pathetic.

Ashley Higdon12 years ago
hardly a dilemma, I don't date so I'd be fabulous and.. carry on as normal only more awesome so....

Lastcal9 years ago
Cant live without that chocolate glow

Unknown14189 years ago
Racist homophobic author..

Just1Another1Derp8 years ago
I'm bisexual lmao

chickenlord10 years ago
DAFAQ

CA2013offilast year
bro this is homophobic and racist💀 a big no

abitscrewy9 years ago
Wait does it mean the gender I identify with? So if I identify as a girl and are turned into a guy, would guys not want to date me? Or girls? What if I'm genderfluid? Does that mean only agender people will want to date me?

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
Um...

Pirocão4 years ago
I eat ETs gay

Vincen Krussel 19 years ago
Either way they are both the downside

Waddup8 years ago
Wait who tf is the old spice guy and what are his abilities?

TheDoctor6244210 years ago
Gay :p

BriarJWilkinson6 years ago
I don't even know who that is so no.

tiger64459 years ago
i fined out i got poo prow

Niklas Leeuwin12 years ago
i think he meant human

RagnaSol9 years ago
So just find the opposite race of a different gender...eady

Princessofgame9 years ago
Well, I am bisexual and I am not racist, so... P.D: I like asian girls, they are cute XD

Gestusultumus7 years ago
is there an upside?

emilyjuly10 years ago
eh doesnt matter im aromantic

poinger3 years ago
me who dont care about my sexsual life

standoutunicorn8 years ago
Here come the homophobes and racists

supernatural_fangirl10 years ago
Aha well I'm pansexual/ panromantic anyways

SarahVeronicaHall8 years ago
Ahh they mean human race. For a second there I was like "what." ...They shoulda said "the sex you"re attracted to" cuz bisexuals like me win either way.

west49cool511 years ago
Fuck that shit, I've never been on a date before.

FuckNiggers9 years ago
Fuck wrong button fuck

nohahahahhhaha5 years ago
*laughs in queer*

Jukithecat9 years ago
....

MeltingSnowman9 years ago
"Best Asian Dating Site. Meet Asian Women Today" <--- I got this ad after pressing the button. These guys know what they're doing.

RGPZ7 years ago
I Dont Want To Have Sex So BOI DER BE NO DOWNSIDE

FlyingVillager9 years ago
SAYS WHO?! CAUSE I SMELL LIKE POWEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyeh8 years ago
Time to become gay bois and I'm not racist

GalceonGod117 years ago
No need for dating I shall be the one night stand lord

Rofl4710 years ago
I'd press it. OLD SPICE MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE POWAHHHHHHHH
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