30727 (29%) 75755 (71%)
30727 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 75755 (71%) did not.
You will become the old spice body spray guy, and will gain all of his strange abilites
but
no person of the opposite sex and of the same race will ever want to date you.
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CamOler 10 years ago
This is probably the most homophobic, racist question ever...

papersnake 4 years ago
I agree the author f this button is so messed up

Gredias 11 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Timelypat 9 years ago
But that"s still half the population who mark you as "Unavailable"
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WingDingGaster 9 years ago
I only come here for the stupid comments lol

Robin Ricardo 13 years ago
You mean I'd have to date people OUTSIDE my race?! Oh wait, I'm not racist, so I don't care. Author is fucked.

Hysteria 6 years ago
So you"re gay?
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HeyyyItsNeptune 8 years ago
As a gay with a thing for Indian boys, there is no problem here.

Boopbleep 9 years ago
*crazy bisexual laughter*

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

Kate Bugos 13 years ago
*gay laughter in the distance*

Tisalovelybug 11 years ago
I'm a straight women and my boyfriend's bi, so become old spice man, become man, become unable to date girls, continue dating bi boyfriend. He's also Greek, so different ethnic background too. Basically I win.
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macropenis 10 years ago
Notice it says and instead of or. That means people of the opposite sex outside my race will date me.

Zer0billion 9 years ago
My thoughts exactly

Lostfeather237 10 years ago
... I'm lesbian and my girlfriend is outside of my race. NOTHING CHANGES. Except that I become a guy. Which I don't want.

NathanLucas 9 years ago
My life rn

Rowly 9 years ago
SPICY

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago
I'm personally not interested in being a male sponsor for men's deoderant.

papersnake 4 years ago
lol

blueshooja 10 years ago
i dont have to find a loop hole, pressing the button already makes one.

RandomGaminJew 10 years ago
There are so many racists and homophobes

blobs94 11 years ago
Wait I like chinese guys, not chinese, and if I am a guy i can just become gay lol no downside.

Derpynerd 11 years ago
Oh so race is a bad thing now? 21st century right? Pathetic.

Ashley Higdon 13 years ago
hardly a dilemma, I don't date so I'd be fabulous and.. carry on as normal only more awesome so....

emilyjuly 11 years ago
eh doesnt matter im aromantic

Princessofgame 11 years ago
Well, I am bisexual and I am not racist, so... P.D: I like asian girls, they are cute XD

Gestusultumus 9 years ago
is there an upside?

poinger 5 years ago
me who dont care about my sexsual life

standoutunicorn 9 years ago
Here come the homophobes and racists

supernatural_fangirl 11 years ago
Aha well I'm pansexual/ panromantic anyways

nohahahahhhaha 6 years ago
*laughs in queer*

Jukithecat 11 years ago
....

SarahVeronicaHall 9 years ago
Ahh they mean human race. For a second there I was like "what." ...They shoulda said "the sex you"re attracted to" cuz bisexuals like me win either way.

west49cool5 12 years ago
Fuck that shit, I've never been on a date before.

FuckNiggers 10 years ago
Fuck wrong button fuck

Nyeh 9 years ago
Time to become gay bois and I'm not racist

MeltingSnowman 11 years ago
"Best Asian Dating Site. Meet Asian Women Today" <--- I got this ad after pressing the button. These guys know what they're doing.

RGPZ 8 years ago
I Dont Want To Have Sex So BOI DER BE NO DOWNSIDE

FlyingVillager 11 years ago
SAYS WHO?! CAUSE I SMELL LIKE POWEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

ImAFemboy 8 months ago
Wtf

radicaled73 11 years ago
People who have dark skin are always flawless

GalceonGod11 9 years ago
No need for dating I shall be the one night stand lord

Rofl47 11 years ago
I'd press it. OLD SPICE MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE POWAHHHHHHHH

Xs10sial_Crisis 10 years ago
I'm a non racist panromantic.... I guess I'm safe!

Zer0billion 9 years ago
Opposite sex AND same race, so people of opposite sex and different race will still date me, which is perfectly fine, I'm not in to black girls anyway.

blackfireblackice 12 years ago
I'm cool being a girl...

Foxylojm 10 years ago
Wait WHAT

Loneliness-kun 6 years ago
A small price to pay...

redmask565 11 years ago
Old Spice take a look what you've done. you took my sexiness away from me. OLD SPICE!!!!!

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
I don't know the Old Spice body spray guy, so no

JeremyLittle 7 years ago
I guess it"s a good thing I'm bi

eddyman26 11 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to be the Old Spice Guys?

I_Pushed_The_Button 9 years ago
I'm fucked cause I'm everything :/

Sarakun 9 years ago
I'm pansexual and I don't care about races.

emilyjuly 11 years ago
eh doesnt matter im aromantic

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago
When u r a woman
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