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You'll get to meet an alien race and learn about their culture, history, etc.
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They will abduct you, put you in a cage and use you to learn about human behavior patterns
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KidScion10 years ago
This weird human creature seems to be holding out one if it's "finger" things at us.

papersnake2 years ago
"It appears to be the one in the midlle"
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JustAnother18yo11 years ago
If I'm the only person they learn about human behavior from then they'll go to war with us for sure.

Takokat9 years ago
But I'm a cat, not a human

Shadeprime6 years ago
They not very bright
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Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago
As long as they don't probe my butthole...

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999995 years ago
lol there was a huge dell ad blocking me from pressing it
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JessicaMasterson7 years ago
Says to aleins: "dudes, you do realize that I'm not a very good representative of the human race, right?"

OceanCraft10 years ago
Only if that alien race is the timelords :P

Falconwing8 years ago
Um oldbotweak how would you know if they were assholes? you only ever meet two
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llama_cornn10 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

A rose for emily8 years ago
You don't know what I'm into...

Julia Rose Hazel12 years ago
Depends, am I treated well?

Floating_Doggo4205 years ago
With a television and everything
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Stephen Kearns12 years ago
This is basically part of my dream life

Beth Kululu Berryman12 years ago
COME AND FIND ME, CYBERTRONIANS!

Yuval Zirler12 years ago
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SonOfABeast3 years ago
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Zachary Ibrahim12 years ago
i pressed it for the probes >:D

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
they didn't say there was anything wrong with it
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pttg9 years ago
As long as they feed me...

AnaqiTubeTV7 years ago
I Don't Like Aliens.

Joey Joey10 years ago
nah. I'm racist towards aliens so they'll kill me

KenWasHere218 years ago
“This Homo Sapien appear to be displaying his buttocks to us through the glass of his cage"

LegitMineCraftGaming7 years ago
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Iron Gamer10 years ago
am I the only one realizing that human behavior patterns in a cage are how to get out of said cage

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
So they will learn how we reproduce... I hope they would get curious and try it... :)

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I'll press.

this name is not to long9 years ago
Mom the human is trying to eat me

lildoomkitty9 years ago
Only if I can choose the type of alien

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
If they turn me into a catgirl like Yuni

DragonslayerBMX10 years ago
WOOHOO AVATAR

ophiucus123338 years ago
as they dont abuse its ok

Oliviakemp11 years ago
Fudge yah

epic971016 years ago
it doesn't specify which alien race. TIME LORDS ALL THE WAY

MrStartistic13158 years ago
Well they will get learn all about the wonderful human world of cursing

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
Why not, they will probably think I'm just another animal and study me. If they are assholes for some reason, then they will probably kill me, but if they aren't, they may save the human race from extinction! Earth is going to run out of resources eventual...[Show full comment]

Broerbrent8 years ago
If im the only one they abduct they will think we are doomed. Or a intergalact war

David dunn9 years ago
Hasnt that already happened to betty and barney

https_peter7 years ago
i could show they how humans have sexor the Kama-Sutra, and they´ll abduct a female to have sex with me

CookiMan10 years ago
Depends ewhat they look like but if it is the average alien no

Bakashoujo11 months ago
I'm gaslighting them like CRAZY lmao

Zacattac10 years ago
upside?

WyldeTigerLily8 years ago
Uh yeah! As long as there"s WiFi.

JasonHoaglandJr8 years ago
🖕

BlueDogXL10 years ago
*they abduct a JB fanperson* Alien: Tell us what you don't want to happen. Fan: I don't want Justin bieber to die! Alien: hehehe *threatens to kill JB* Aliens guy: what? ALIENS

wildskinny9 years ago
I would be abduct by cute sexy aliens?

Demon19878 years ago
Sayains!

Sick Xigma12 years ago
nah, fuck expanding knowledge

plegendario9 years ago
Yea I will meet Yoda's race!!!

RSdabeast4 years ago
I’m not a good example of a human.

GodDammitBilly10 years ago
So do they give you the grand tour or what

Warrior1019 years ago
If I know all about they're culture,I'll know how to defeat them :)

ultracyber7 years ago
I am the anti stereotype and I'll just show them youtube and shit so I'm good

True10 years ago
Rather we don't know👿

Ghjkluiop123458 years ago
Tell them the middle finger is peace

210727Frake7 years ago
I will NOT, they can just steal your identity and no one will know

DJ Javikz10 years ago
Never said it was small and it could be nice

Axeman9 years ago
Axeman WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You have the ability to stop time. but you continue to age normally, even when time is stopped. Share Comments Siusir 7 months ago | Likes: 10 No downside. Reply Like Jacky Jackson 1 month...[Show full comment]
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