Will You Press The Button?

H-O 10 years ago

Lets all pray our god, the giant flying spaghetti monster

39101409 10 years ago

Yay We're all Satanists!

SkylerRanker 2 years ago

YEAAAH

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Kanonenfutter 11 years ago

Don't have a religion.Problem solved

Coolcon 10 years ago

We will all pray to the great magical spaggeti monster

FriskAnimates 8 years ago

Stop using memes!

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Kyle Asano 13 years ago

Atheism. Suddenly the world has less wars and is filled with logical people.

AstraMyrt 3 years ago

But then the entire Riordan verse is gone :(

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Inkling_ 11 years ago

Atheism. BOOM. no wars and more intelligent people.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

I'm going to hell if I'm an atheist? Cool. Heaven"s not my kind of place anyway.

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ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Create a new religion that"s worshipped by everyone by uniting people for their love of chicken.

FlameBlaze 10 years ago

I'm atheist

Jo Harvell 10 years ago

PASTAFANARIANISM

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago

I shall create my own religion, full of equality and free muffins, and we will sit and read together as one.

gksv 6 years ago

are you badboyhalo sinester_fox

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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

I'm not religious but I pressed the button anyway.....

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

Cool... all churches would turn into blue policeboxes ;-)

Z_Emruld 8 years ago

Meaning every one would believe in god or not have a religion?

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Boone Formhals 13 years ago

we would be a thousand years more advanced due to the fact that we no longer had the dark ages.

adamepic30 10 years ago

Were

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Vojta RÅ¯Å¾ek 13 years ago

Great, Islam would be no more.

ParkVC 6 years ago

Fuck you racist cunt. I hope you die

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Valerie Dunn 13 years ago

Assassin's Creed. I could probably think of more, but...AC...;A;

Dorian Juge 13 years ago

im agnostic, so I didn't press it. it would be a paradox if I did.

moxixi- 2 months ago

What about materialism? It’s not even a religion. 那唯物主义怎么办？它根本就不是宗教。

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

*looks to Harry Potter books for reference* Alright, I need a wand and a broom and the Triwizard Tournament and Hogwarts and Daniel Radcliffe. Get me all those and you're cured :D

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mario64325 11 years ago

Atheistic Satanist, not sure I want everyone to be subjected to that

Peanut. 3 years ago

LETS GO CHRISTIANITY

buttonmasher 12 years ago

Atheism is love Atheism is life

DrakEmono 10 years ago

There is no downside. Either you don't care about religions and you don't push the button, or if you do have a religion, you push the button so your religion wins. The one who made this probably doesn't know there is always more or less a war between religions...

bloodwolf19 9 years ago

well my religion isn't just one pract but there would be more logic in the world and less wars,

Korie Goodale 13 years ago

no religion every this is perfect

Brain Smarts 10 years ago

Everyone shall worship me! jk no

Nord 5 years ago

Pastafarianism!

Arcyaviouse 11 years ago

Racism haha

thebeavers 11 years ago

Who would click the button!? People have the right to belive what they want! Who cares if someone is a little different from you

Electricgoldfish 10 years ago

But no more crusades!!!

The_Doberman 9 years ago

I just believe all life is equal

Cs1175 11 years ago

Aetheist Good by god

patopotato 10 years ago

bye bye (mostly) homophobia, transphobia, you get the point

wangxiaoxueyuan last year

我信马克思

Pewdiepie is a duck 11 years ago

Ifbeveryone is one religion ther is no war cuz ther is no dissagreement

LeonTheBrave 10 years ago

Wow 42 percent of people want to just eradicate centuries of history. Pathetic and scum.

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

Yoooo everyone worships ralsei from deltarune now poggers

KillerPumpkin 11 years ago

im split on this on one hand a little athiest is sitting on my shoulder screaming "DO IT ERASE ALL THE IDIOTS" and on the other a logical athiest is saying "a lot of religous people are dumb but a lot of them do amazing things and charities, they change... [Show full comment]

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

It doesn't say they die, it just says they no longer practice a religion. At least now the bad ones have no excuse for their actions and in some cases no motivation to drive them to extremist actions that hurt others. Problem is you lose all works of fiction influenced by any religion ever.

elefant22 9 years ago

But the world would be so much less interesting and varied. That would suck.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

I'm Jewish and don't have anything against other religions

gksv 6 years ago

everyone shall worship me and be a communist

Lionell 11 years ago

Deez nutz

123nbahal 9 years ago

Atheism. Now the world has alot less wars and fights.

Michael Gutman 13 years ago

Everyone being Jewish would be kinda weird lol.

RKO 10 years ago

I'm an Aithiest botch!

YouShallNotPress 10 years ago

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Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

well the middle east is probably stable with Christ.

M7a7t7t7 10 years ago

Indeed

Kim Jong Un 11 years ago

Star Wars would cease to exist...shit

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

Praise the Lord

nhafizulhaq 11 years ago

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hellagay 12 years ago

I'm an atheist.I didn't press the button because people are free to practice what religion they want

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