Will You Press The Button?

Jake Engaylish 11 years ago

Dobby is a free elf.

computer10101 6 years ago

free from living

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imakat 12 years ago

HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE HATE HARRY POTTER??? STUPID MINDS???

Nebulaedogame last year

Hi there bud who has most likely forgotten this account exists! JK Rowling wants me dead. That's my reasoning.

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SilentKills115 11 years ago

*Reaches for button* "I'm sure this won't be bad." *Becomes house elf for Trump* "F*ck my life!"

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Well, that"s so sad!

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Harry Potter is shit anyways

Mammot 3 years ago

thanks satan XD

Christopher Carpenter 12 years ago

That's easy, slip a sock into a book, ask where it goes, they give me the book thinking they're too good to put it back themselves, and I open it, revealing the sock that my former master unknowingly gave me and thus skipping my way towards freedom.

Trixie 5 years ago

I’m using this

Spiderp 10 years ago

All I have to do is trick my owners into giving me clothes somehow. And then do whatever I want with my awesome magical powers.

Erin Joiner 13 years ago

Let's face it, Hermione'll have that stuff worked out in a few years anyways. Living in the HP universe would be worth it.

Robyn_Soto 10 years ago

What?

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BananagunsLikespizza 9 years ago

I mean... look at dobby’s powers

Trevorcu 9 years ago

Ill still have great powers and I just need a peice of clothing

DiscoZebra4 9 years ago

Get a sock

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

I wan't magic.... Thats just it.

OverworldTNTPig 11 years ago

Whats the upside?

dracokid1234 11 years ago

Sorry but im no ones slave

AZM12Epic 11 years ago

Quit kicking us around bro.

The Button Presser 11 years ago

I'd just got to a homeless shelter and ask for clothes

devastatar636 11 years ago

You can't. It has to be your owner who presents you with clothes. I'd just troll my owner, making their life miserable until they give in and free me.

Elyse Mason 13 years ago

S.P.E.W had better help me....

thelichking 10 years ago

@lonely pizza you should read more

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Dinorex 10 years ago

Screw it why not maybe I'll get lucky NOT

BoonanaBoy 11 years ago

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Howlter Stylinson 11 years ago

Not worth it, i want to be a wizard :'v

The Unknown 10 years ago

I'm not such a big Fan of Harry Potter ...

Dragonfyre 7 years ago

S.P.E.W. peeps

lightspeed23 11 years ago

Why would you want to not choose your owner.What if they're really mean.P.S Im not a really big fan of Harry Potter but IDC what anyone else thinks.

Stf 11 years ago

I dont like Harry Potter

AnZo30237 10 years ago

Well, lets hope I get a good owner.

Omni 11 years ago

Dobby is a free elf

Chickenpung 11 years ago

I hate Harry Potter

Aperturenc 11 years ago

until you are given a sock...

AlexBrown 9 years ago

I will be a house elf - fine. Whatever owner I get if they give me any orders I’ll just say “dobby is a free elf” and steal a white sock from their drawer before I jump out the window waking up and finding out the whole house elf thing was a dream

Meep11111 10 years ago

I"d pull a dobby. Become free. Excluding tragic death.

MountainJew 11 years ago

12 years a house-elf.

eee22 10 years ago

this means I cAN USE MAGIC FUCK YEAH

MIles Edwards 11 years ago

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agnii 12 years ago

Duck Harry potter. Wolves of the beyond ftw

Swortsi 6 years ago

You still get magic, a house and you know someone will need you

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago

like i always said IM A WIZARD HAGRID

LeopardoEnlatado 11 years ago

I Hate HarryPtter

Bunhead815 10 years ago

BUT HOUSE ELVES LIKE TO WORK SO IF I AM ONE IT WILL NOT MATTER AS LONG AS I GET TO SERVE ignore the caps lock

Mammot 3 years ago

Help humans!! I turned myself into a Mammot and I can't turn myself back!!!

pinkpunk5 11 years ago

ima choke my master to death with a fuckn sock you don't own me bitch

Kaeleigh Flaharty 13 years ago

I hate Harry Potter so that was an easy choice

TheKawaiiBeanPod 9 years ago

Go get yourself a sock

Dead_Catz 11 years ago

I am not being the slave

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago

I hate Harry Potter

WBGrock 11 years ago

f* that

cdog2833 12 years ago

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