Will You Press The Button?

Jake Engaylish 9 years ago

Dobby is a free elf.

computer101014 years ago

free from living

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imakat10 years ago

HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE HATE HARRY POTTER??? STUPID MINDS???

writerfriend7 years ago

People don't wamt to be enslaved for the Harry Potter universe? I mean it"s cool but unfortunately even as a potterhead it"s not worth it. Plus, this is an imaginary button that does not work. Don't lose your head over some pixels on a screen.

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TheRealSatan3 years ago

Harry Potter is shit anyways

Mammot12 months ago

thanks satan XD

SilentKills1159 years ago

*Reaches for button* "I'm sure this won't be bad." *Becomes house elf for Trump* "F*ck my life!"

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Well, that"s so sad!

Christopher Carpenter10 years ago

That's easy, slip a sock into a book, ask where it goes, they give me the book thinking they're too good to put it back themselves, and I open it, revealing the sock that my former master unknowingly gave me and thus skipping my way towards freedom.

Trixie4 years ago

I’m using this

Spiderp8 years ago

All I have to do is trick my owners into giving me clothes somehow. And then do whatever I want with my awesome magical powers.

Erin Joiner12 years ago

Let's face it, Hermione'll have that stuff worked out in a few years anyways. Living in the HP universe would be worth it.

Robyn_Soto8 years ago

What?

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BananagunsLikespizza7 years ago

I mean... look at dobby’s powers

Trevorcu8 years ago

Ill still have great powers and I just need a peice of clothing

DiscoZebra48 years ago

Get a sock

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago

I wan't magic.... Thats just it.

OverworldTNTPig9 years ago

Whats the upside?

dracokid12349 years ago

Sorry but im no ones slave

AZM12Epic9 years ago

Quit kicking us around bro.

The Button Presser 9 years ago

I'd just got to a homeless shelter and ask for clothes

devastatar6369 years ago

You can't. It has to be your owner who presents you with clothes. I'd just troll my owner, making their life miserable until they give in and free me.

Elyse Mason12 years ago

S.P.E.W had better help me....

thelichking9 years ago

@lonely pizza you should read more

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thanos9 years ago

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Illuminati confirmee9 years ago

Booooo I hate Harry potter

BananagunsLikespizza7 years ago

You need a life

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A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

That would be 10x shittier then real life

Nebulously cool9 years ago

I don't want to be abused I can only be sexualy abused

YOLO_bomber9 years ago

Im magic i can make them fly like dobby did to the cake >;D

Asraaw9 years ago

Loopholes ftw

Rayer9 years ago

UMA MERDA E NEM LI ESSA PORRA

KINGLINUS18 years ago

So I'll be constantly happy for my entire life?

imavirginnn4 years ago

rip dobby

Codrinelul9 years ago

I'm elf

NightOwl10 years ago

I don't even like Harry Potter. No upside.

The gamemaster9 years ago

*Gives dobby sock* "Master has given dobby present,DOBBY IS FREE."

Dinorex8 years ago

Screw it why not maybe I'll get lucky NOT

BoonanaBoy9 years ago

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The Unknown9 years ago

I'm not such a big Fan of Harry Potter ...

Howlter Stylinson9 years ago

Not worth it, i want to be a wizard :'v

lightspeed239 years ago

Why would you want to not choose your owner.What if they're really mean.P.S Im not a really big fan of Harry Potter but IDC what anyone else thinks.

Dragonfyre5 years ago

S.P.E.W. peeps

Stf9 years ago

I dont like Harry Potter

AnZo302378 years ago

Well, lets hope I get a good owner.

Omni9 years ago

Dobby is a free elf

Aperturenc10 years ago

until you are given a sock...

Chickenpung9 years ago

I hate Harry Potter

AlexBrown7 years ago

I will be a house elf - fine. Whatever owner I get if they give me any orders I’ll just say “dobby is a free elf” and steal a white sock from their drawer before I jump out the window waking up and finding out the whole house elf thing was a dream

MountainJew9 years ago

12 years a house-elf.

Meep111118 years ago

I"d pull a dobby. Become free. Excluding tragic death.

eee229 years ago

this means I cAN USE MAGIC FUCK YEAH

MIles Edwards9 years ago

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