Will You Press The Button?

Jake Engaylish 9 years ago

Dobby is a free elf.

computer101014 years ago

free from living

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imakat10 years ago

HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE HATE HARRY POTTER??? STUPID MINDS???

writerfriend7 years ago

People don't wamt to be enslaved for the Harry Potter universe? I mean it"s cool but unfortunately even as a potterhead it"s not worth it. Plus, this is an imaginary button that does not work. Don't lose your head over some pixels on a screen.

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TheRealSatan3 years ago

Harry Potter is shit anyways

Mammot12 months ago

thanks satan XD

SilentKills1159 years ago

*Reaches for button* "I'm sure this won't be bad." *Becomes house elf for Trump* "F*ck my life!"

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Well, that"s so sad!

Christopher Carpenter10 years ago

That's easy, slip a sock into a book, ask where it goes, they give me the book thinking they're too good to put it back themselves, and I open it, revealing the sock that my former master unknowingly gave me and thus skipping my way towards freedom.

Trixie4 years ago

I’m using this

Spiderp8 years ago

All I have to do is trick my owners into giving me clothes somehow. And then do whatever I want with my awesome magical powers.

Erin Joiner12 years ago

Let's face it, Hermione'll have that stuff worked out in a few years anyways. Living in the HP universe would be worth it.

Robyn_Soto8 years ago

What?

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BananagunsLikespizza7 years ago

I mean... look at dobby’s powers

Trevorcu8 years ago

Ill still have great powers and I just need a peice of clothing

DiscoZebra48 years ago

Get a sock

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago

I wan't magic.... Thats just it.

OverworldTNTPig9 years ago

Whats the upside?

dracokid12349 years ago

Sorry but im no ones slave

AZM12Epic9 years ago

Quit kicking us around bro.

The Button Presser 9 years ago

I'd just got to a homeless shelter and ask for clothes

devastatar6369 years ago

You can't. It has to be your owner who presents you with clothes. I'd just troll my owner, making their life miserable until they give in and free me.

Elyse Mason12 years ago

S.P.E.W had better help me....

thelichking9 years ago

@lonely pizza you should read more

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AlexBrown7 years ago

I will be a house elf - fine. Whatever owner I get if they give me any orders I’ll just say “dobby is a free elf” and steal a white sock from their drawer before I jump out the window waking up and finding out the whole house elf thing was a dream

Meep111118 years ago

I"d pull a dobby. Become free. Excluding tragic death.

MountainJew9 years ago

12 years a house-elf.

MIles Edwards9 years ago

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eee229 years ago

this means I cAN USE MAGIC FUCK YEAH

agnii10 years ago

Duck Harry potter. Wolves of the beyond ftw

Swortsi5 years ago

You still get magic, a house and you know someone will need you

ifr3zyfellow9 years ago

like i always said IM A WIZARD HAGRID

LeopardoEnlatado9 years ago

I Hate HarryPtter

Bunhead8158 years ago

BUT HOUSE ELVES LIKE TO WORK SO IF I AM ONE IT WILL NOT MATTER AS LONG AS I GET TO SERVE ignore the caps lock

Mammot12 months ago

Help humans!! I turned myself into a Mammot and I can't turn myself back!!!

pinkpunk59 years ago

ima choke my master to death with a fuckn sock you don't own me bitch

Kaeleigh Flaharty12 years ago

I hate Harry Potter so that was an easy choice

TheKawaiiBeanPod8 years ago

Go get yourself a sock

Dead_Catz9 years ago

I am not being the slave

Tokayyoshi9 years ago

I hate Harry Potter

WBGrock9 years ago

f* that

cdog2833 10 years ago

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Dark224 years ago

im getting horny by seeing Hermione

imavirginnn4 years ago

are you 9?

Bunny_hop_hop9 years ago

I don't like harry potter so skiiiiiiiiiiip

Whopper9 years ago

id kill my master turn into ron with that shit and fuck hermionie

ApexSpice8 years ago

whats a house elf

Kittenlover1018 years ago

A house elf does all the work in houses, when their owner presents them with clothes, they are free.

YALLARECRAZY2 months ago

harry potter not that cool, these is just filtering for hardcore fans

wearerobinhood9 years ago

YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES because Hermione already passed laws protecting House-Elves

Khestra9 years ago

Yeah sorry I don't like elves...

BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago

I'm not even gonna bother

horrormovies199710 years ago

harry potter sucks

Wolfie3509 years ago

(Insert sexual joke here)

Spongyjay9 years ago

I said no at first thing

fnaf_fan9 years ago

stab owner with a toothpick problem solved

tttttt10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]