Yeah but all you do is swim. That"s it. If a human finds you they'll bring you to some lab where you'll be experimented on, and probably be used for *ahem* "breeding" purposes.
FUCK LAND BOUT TO BE A FUCKING MERMAID WITH MY TRIDENT IM MERMAID QUEEN NO PERIODS EAT SEAFOOD MM AND MY GOLDEN SHELL BRA AND MY MAGICAL SPARKLE TAIL SUKA :D
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iEATBUGS3 years ago
errrmmmmm...... downside?????
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RayJayRoblox11 years ago
WIN WIN. LOVE MERMAIDS...and sea food
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Fusiongaming9 years ago
I’m a guy
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Funtime freddy 10 years ago
I could get robot legs that I could were out of water
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LongD11 years ago
After ever After? Oil spill?
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KawaiiTater9 years ago
N O M O R E P E R I O D S
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Zikolvines11 years ago
Ok
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LkreDalgaard8 years ago
Imagine this... You"re a pretty handsome guy. You see this girl on a rock in the middle of the water. She looks at you and smiles. You decide to swim over to her. She greets you with open arms. You"re hugging her. Then suddenly you feel a sharp pain. She b...[Show full comment]
WhiteLotusGod8 years ago
That sounds like a nymph from Greek mythology actually...
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nerdLetter11 years ago
Hey, at least I have a beautiful sing-oh wait, that's sirens. Shit.
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Kittenlover10110 years ago
According to all the fish and crabs and ariel, it"s better under the sea.
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azu nakano11 years ago
My dreams will come true
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fio10 years ago
I dunno know
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Shaunethomas10 years ago
Whoever wrote this must be a dummy there is no down side and this is not a joke whoever wrote this XD q5e
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