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You get to live in Middle Earth
but
you're no elf nor hobbit. You're the ugliest orc who ever lived.
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IchibanKasugalast year
I have schizophrenia

Bluedeey9 years ago
so the shrek reject #73...

Normal Joe9 years ago
I thought it said Middle East

KareBearEXO9 years ago
SAAAAAAAME!!!!1

sfctw19 years ago
I dont even know Harry potter so I dont get it ...

_ERROR_Username_not_found8 years ago
It"s not Harry Potter. Its the Lord of the Rings.
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jkmc12058 years ago
I"d rather not. There"s not too good wifi there.

xXKittenXx9 years ago
I allready am fat and ugly. But still, no.

DankWolf6667 years ago
Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.

Stasha Natalia Joan Thomas12 years ago
I may be an ugly orc... but I could be a good one... help the hobbitsesss :)

Grimlon8 years ago
shrek is love, shrek is life!
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Flameice2 8 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron

Jdog1579 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.

Wyatt the nerd9 years ago
Tha fuck

Olivia Beverley Lloyd12 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-

YellowBear9 years ago
I dont live in nz but I was born there
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Thepoy4 years ago
Lol

XxX_BillyBoy_XxX9 years ago
........ i quit. first off its "You get to live in THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE middle OF THE Earth" And I'll just fly there in an airport.

LOL5679 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

blackpanther9 years ago
I hate orcs because they remind me of witches from minecraft, and don't ask why.

Loopiloop9 years ago
There is no internet. No upside

NavyNash8 years ago
LOOKS DON'T MATTER PEEPS!!!!!!!

LordofSimons10 years ago
kill all dwar... everything!

zwaglou8 years ago
I dont trust nor

Xeno2139 years ago
All orcs are bad.

Jwhite8 years ago
Racist
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rc savage9 years ago
Got it kill every one cause my face is messed up

Nacas9 years ago
Actually I don't see any downside :o

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Likigiur9 years ago
i like regular earth though

Sonofagun7 years ago
Humans are better and more comforting than creatures in the middle earth anyways

Snowfrost9189 years ago
I don't want to live in Middle Earth. I would die.

dantdmofficial1118 years ago
its alright to be ugly cuz no 1 cares u should know ur beautiful just the way u are

jshaw719 years ago
Show middle earth my heart, by helping people, doing heroic deeds...

Lelsanic9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

My stupid comments are saving the world9 years ago
Magic plastic surgery for the win

Beautiful_and_Nice_and_Wholesome2 months ago
That's so Wholesome and Nice and Beautiful.

lpinay4628 years ago
Yay nostalgia critic

schnitzelbauer4 years ago
in the middle earth i would burn instantly wouldn't i?

lolthefuck9 years ago
then i woud look like my sister

John Cena do do do do do do do do9 years ago
Middle Earth is based in New Zealand... YEAH I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND

NHLic9 years ago
uh really?

Mind_Blown9 years ago
Is there free WIFI though?...

Mister-E8 years ago
I attack with my face

grayfire10 years ago
orc.

PK's Thoughts9 years ago
I wouldn't even want to like in the middle of the earth!

mariotheguard9 years ago
Idc if im ugly

PadWif12 months ago
Come on bro I just wanted to live the life of a hobbit 😭😭

Chris Weghorst12 years ago
who wants to live in the middle of the earth

kjmn1999 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Andromeda7 years ago
There is no positive to this.

Snowfrost9189 years ago
I already saw this one, I don't want to do this again...

~Wave~length~9 years ago
Seems that the uglier an orc is, the smarter and stronger they are. I don't care about appearances, worth it. I'd beat the crap out of everyone who insulted me.

dantdmofficial1118 years ago
fuck

Desirey Wester12 years ago
nooooooo :(
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