Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.
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Stasha Natalia Joan Thomas12 years ago
I may be an ugly orc... but I could be a good one... help the hobbitsesss :)
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i quit.
first off its "You get to live in THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE middle OF THE Earth" And I'll just fly there in an airport.
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LOL5679 years ago
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blackpanther9 years ago
I hate orcs because they remind me of witches from minecraft, and don't ask why.
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Likigiur9 years ago
i like regular earth though
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Sonofagun7 years ago
Humans are better and more comforting than creatures in the middle earth anyways
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Snowfrost9189 years ago
I don't want to live in Middle Earth. I would die.
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dantdmofficial1118 years ago
its alright to be ugly cuz no 1 cares u should know ur beautiful just the way u are
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jshaw719 years ago
Show middle earth my heart, by helping people, doing heroic deeds...
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Lelsanic9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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My stupid comments are saving the world9 years ago
Magic plastic surgery for the win
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Beautiful_and_Nice_and_Wholesome2 months ago
That's so Wholesome and Nice and Beautiful.
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lpinay4628 years ago
Yay nostalgia critic
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schnitzelbauer4 years ago
in the middle earth i would burn instantly wouldn't i?
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lolthefuck9 years ago
then i woud look like my sister
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John Cena do do do do do do do do9 years ago
Middle Earth is based in New Zealand... YEAH I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND
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NHLic9 years ago
uh really?
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Mind_Blown9 years ago
Is there free WIFI though?...
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Mister-E8 years ago
I attack with my face
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grayfire10 years ago
orc.
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PK's Thoughts9 years ago
I wouldn't even want to like in the middle of the earth!
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mariotheguard9 years ago
Idc if im ugly
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PadWif12 months ago
Come on bro I just wanted to live the life of a hobbit ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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Chris Weghorst12 years ago
who wants to live in the middle of the earth
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kjmn1999 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Andromeda7 years ago
There is no positive to this.
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Snowfrost9189 years ago
I already saw this one, I don't want to do this again...
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~Wave~length~9 years ago
Seems that the uglier an orc is, the smarter and stronger they are. I don't care about appearances, worth it. I'd beat the crap out of everyone who insulted me.
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