Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.
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Flameice2 8 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron
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Jdog1579 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.
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Wyatt the nerd10 years ago
Tha fuck
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Olivia Beverley Lloyd12 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-
I don't want to be in Middle Earth, though, anyway
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Terminatorx119 years ago
What if you get shot with a arrow in your head if your the orc?
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Yahac1358 years ago
Beverages
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ABBEH9 years ago
That doesn't mean I'm an evil orc
and appearance isn't really what I care about anyway
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Doriko10 years ago
I will be INSTA-KILLED...
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Aeroon9 years ago
they say looks dont matter, but i avoid some 1 who i cant look at without feeling unpleasant :(
Aeroon9 years ago
rn is a typo, its just :(
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llbl10 months ago
The life of the orcs is still relatively interesting
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Thaheera Althaf12 years ago
Well, Bilbo is a darling so he'll help and be friends with a poor orc such as I.
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gahmora9 years ago
You're the ugliest orc ? Man every orc is fucking ugly xD
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Jax Phoenix10 years ago
Who the hell would want to live in middle-earth everything wants to kill you reguardless of what race you are
Snowfrost9189 years ago
Exactly!
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idc9 years ago
just like real life then but cooler
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Furious Finch10 years ago
Weld a bitchin' metal mask to my face and become a furious, hideous war machine the likes of which will end up being fought by great heroes.
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
What"s middle Earth?
BlueShell7 years ago
The core of Mars
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Emily Thomas12 years ago
down side?I'm already an ugly orc i just get to move.
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vioola9 years ago
all the orcs will get killed by dwarves or hobbits
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olvvvvlo9 years ago
I don't see what is the good part in this deal
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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I don't like Lord of the Rings so no.
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SOME RANDOM GUY10 years ago
what i want is to live in an island!!!pretty sure that it would not be in the middle earth!!!
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NickTheAnime-Gamer10 years ago
NickTheAnime-Gamer
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irishwolf8 years ago
In orc logic ugly = beautiful
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KennySSS9 years ago
I don't care what i look like, i'd leave the dark zone and make friends with the good guys, and if they still resented, well, i'm a hermit anyway so i would just live alone in the woods and be at peace with myself in a world i've always wanted to experience
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genool8 years ago
What?
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redhairedsatan9 years ago
i already am so I've got nothing to lose XD
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RedstoneRubyGaming10 years ago
me too
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Domoss9 years ago
Thats a win win for me.
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pen_men109 months ago
so just middle earth?
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Ruby Hyatt12 years ago
I couldn'n be an orc. If I'm not and elf or a hobbit it's not worth.
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(YoDA)9 years ago
I agree
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CT-75675 years ago
they dont have minecraft, so i think i would sty here
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Coolgdude9979 years ago
Both are shit
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LOL56710 years ago
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Bob1019 years ago
Never seen the hobbit
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ButterPancakes10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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JonahBraun8 years ago
I don't even know what it is
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Haley Kingsley11 years ago
Well, all Orcs have died since the end of LOTR... so yeah... not worth it cause I'd be dead.
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