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You get to live in Middle Earth
but
you're no elf nor hobbit. You're the ugliest orc who ever lived.
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IchibanKasugalast year
I have schizophrenia

Bluedeey9 years ago
so the shrek reject #73...

Normal Joe9 years ago
I thought it said Middle East

KareBearEXO9 years ago
SAAAAAAAME!!!!1

sfctw19 years ago
I dont even know Harry potter so I dont get it ...

_ERROR_Username_not_found8 years ago
It"s not Harry Potter. Its the Lord of the Rings.
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jkmc12058 years ago
I"d rather not. There"s not too good wifi there.

xXKittenXx9 years ago
I allready am fat and ugly. But still, no.

DankWolf6667 years ago
Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.

Stasha Natalia Joan Thomas12 years ago
I may be an ugly orc... but I could be a good one... help the hobbitsesss :)

Grimlon8 years ago
shrek is love, shrek is life!
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Flameice2 8 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron

Jdog1579 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.

Wyatt the nerd9 years ago
Tha fuck

Olivia Beverley Lloyd12 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-

YellowBear9 years ago
I dont live in nz but I was born there
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lpinay4628 years ago
Yay nostalgia critic

My stupid comments are saving the world9 years ago
Magic plastic surgery for the win

Beautiful_and_Nice_and_Wholesome2 months ago
That's so Wholesome and Nice and Beautiful.

John Cena do do do do do do do do9 years ago
Middle Earth is based in New Zealand... YEAH I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND

schnitzelbauer4 years ago
in the middle earth i would burn instantly wouldn't i?

lolthefuck9 years ago
then i woud look like my sister

Mister-E8 years ago
I attack with my face

NHLic9 years ago
uh really?

Mind_Blown9 years ago
Is there free WIFI though?...

grayfire10 years ago
orc.

PadWif12 months ago
Come on bro I just wanted to live the life of a hobbit 😭😭

Chris Weghorst12 years ago
who wants to live in the middle of the earth

PK's Thoughts9 years ago
I wouldn't even want to like in the middle of the earth!

mariotheguard9 years ago
Idc if im ugly

Snowfrost9189 years ago
I already saw this one, I don't want to do this again...

kjmn1999 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Andromeda7 years ago
There is no positive to this.

~Wave~length~9 years ago
Seems that the uglier an orc is, the smarter and stronger they are. I don't care about appearances, worth it. I'd beat the crap out of everyone who insulted me.

dantdmofficial1118 years ago
fuck

Desirey Wester12 years ago
nooooooo :(

BrittanyWilliams8 years ago
i dont wanna be no ugly orc DX

sonicj019 years ago
why cant i be gollum

supbroz 9 years ago
I love orcs they are very strong

jomama9 years ago
THE MIDDLE EARTH DOES NOT HAVE PS4S OR B OPSIII

Yatanay8 years ago
I don't want to be in Middle Earth, though, anyway

Terminatorx119 years ago
What if you get shot with a arrow in your head if your the orc?

Yahac1358 years ago
Beverages

ABBEH9 years ago
That doesn't mean I'm an evil orc and appearance isn't really what I care about anyway

Doriko9 years ago
I will be INSTA-KILLED...

Aeroon9 years ago
they say looks dont matter, but i avoid some 1 who i cant look at without feeling unpleasant :(

Aeroon9 years ago
rn is a typo, its just :(

llbl9 months ago
The life of the orcs is still relatively interesting

Thaheera Althaf12 years ago
Well, Bilbo is a darling so he'll help and be friends with a poor orc such as I.

gahmora9 years ago
You're the ugliest orc ? Man every orc is fucking ugly xD

Jax Phoenix9 years ago
Who the hell would want to live in middle-earth everything wants to kill you reguardless of what race you are

Snowfrost9189 years ago
Exactly!

idc9 years ago
just like real life then but cooler

Furious Finch9 years ago
Weld a bitchin' metal mask to my face and become a furious, hideous war machine the likes of which will end up being fought by great heroes.

TrueRenegade8 years ago
What"s middle Earth?

BlueShell7 years ago
The core of Mars

Emily Thomas12 years ago
down side?I'm already an ugly orc i just get to move.
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