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You get to live in Middle Earth
but
you're no elf nor hobbit. You're the ugliest orc who ever lived.
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IchibanKasuga 3 years ago
I have schizophrenia

Bluedeey 11 years ago
so the shrek reject #73...

Normal Joe 11 years ago
I thought it said Middle East

KareBearEXO 11 years ago
SAAAAAAAME!!!!1

sfctw1 10 years ago
I dont even know Harry potter so I dont get it ...

_ERROR_Username_not_found 10 years ago
It"s not Harry Potter. Its the Lord of the Rings.
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
I"d rather not. There"s not too good wifi there.

xXKittenXx 11 years ago
I allready am fat and ugly. But still, no.

Stasha Natalia Joan Thomas 13 years ago
I may be an ugly orc... but I could be a good one... help the hobbitsesss :)

Grimlon 10 years ago
shrek is love, shrek is life!
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DankWolf666 8 years ago
Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.

Flameice2 10 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron

Jdog157 11 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.

Wyatt the nerd 11 years ago
Tha fuck

Olivia Beverley Lloyd 13 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-

YellowBear 11 years ago
I dont live in nz but I was born there
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pen_men10 2 years ago
so just middle earth?

Ruby Hyatt 13 years ago
I couldn'n be an orc. If I'm not and elf or a hobbit it's not worth.

(YoDA) 10 years ago
I agree

Domoss 11 years ago
Thats a win win for me.

Coolgdude997 10 years ago
Both are shit

LOL567 11 years ago
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CT-7567 6 years ago
they dont have minecraft, so i think i would sty here

ButterPancakes 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

JonahBraun 9 years ago
I don't even know what it is

Bob101 11 years ago
Never seen the hobbit

Vince_thelonewolf 10 years ago
I just won't be hostile

The_evil_Banana 11 years ago
orcs are actually elves cast with dark magic so this is irrelevant.

Haley Kingsley 12 years ago
Well, all Orcs have died since the end of LOTR... so yeah... not worth it cause I'd be dead.

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX 3 years ago
orc rape...

ed3217 10 years ago
have you not seen hentai doujin orcs get easy fuck buddy's

Likigiur 11 years ago
i like regular earth though

Malcolmxt 9 years ago
Its not the ugly orc im concerend about its the fact of how much bloodshed there is in that world. No thsnks!

I am you 11 years ago
ONLY 25 PECENT PRESSED DA BuTTON??? HOWWWW...

MacattackWild6 11 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

BeOriginal 11 years ago
Since when is living in the middle earth a good thing?

ExpertLing 2 years ago
not attractive

Andrew Owens 13 years ago
YES. DREAMS COME TRUE.

springbonniev2 10 years ago
i didt like the part of this that was supposed to be good

Thepoy 6 years ago
Lol

XxX_BillyBoy_XxX 10 years ago
........ i quit. first off its "You get to live in THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE middle OF THE Earth" And I'll just fly there in an airport.

LOL567 11 years ago
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blackpanther 11 years ago
I hate orcs because they remind me of witches from minecraft, and don't ask why.

Loopiloop 11 years ago
There is no internet. No upside

NavyNash 9 years ago
LOOKS DON'T MATTER PEEPS!!!!!!!

LordofSimons 12 years ago
kill all dwar... everything!

zwaglou 10 years ago
I dont trust nor

rc savage 10 years ago
Got it kill every one cause my face is messed up

Nacas 11 years ago
Actually I don't see any downside :o

GRACW 3 years ago
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Likigiur 11 years ago
i like regular earth though

Sonofagun 9 years ago
Humans are better and more comforting than creatures in the middle earth anyways

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
I don't want to live in Middle Earth. I would die.
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