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You wouldn't age
but
You would have to eat your cat
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Maharid2 years ago
I don't have a cat.

RedTheFox8 years ago
Doesn't say what kind of cat. I have a gummy cat.

Z0m41e6 years ago
Yummy logic here.
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afuller9 years ago
Seriously Yet another fucking immortality one, No fucks given about immortality.

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago
"if you don't age,you don't die" false. you can still die in other ways if you don't age.
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Earnest Buzon12 years ago
Joke's on you, I'm part Chinese

YEETUSCLEETUS4 years ago
I don't have a cat so this is an absolute win
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Simi-chan8 years ago
It didn't say the cat couldn't be made of chocolate

supsick9 years ago
OH HELL NO

Kiaru_Cookie8 years ago
I dont want to eat my best friend. So NO.

ST3ALTHY8 years ago
U r lonely

Sarah Reedy12 years ago
i don't have a cat... haha. i win

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Me too
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HayleeivyjeanHayesgamer8 years ago
Why would you eat someone you love??!??!?!?!?

DottySpot8 years ago
I"M NOT EATING MY FLIPPING CAT AND NOT AGING WOULD SUCK AT MY AGE

MajesticOccelot8 years ago
No. I love my cat too much.

CODEX077 years ago
Even your profile picture is a cat!

MichaelCarroll8 years ago
WHO THE FUCK WOULD EAT THEIR CAT. You Bought It

that random girl10 years ago
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that random girl10 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE N...[Show full comment]

Magicaldogcat1165--8 years ago
I'm with you

EllieJ8 years ago
MY PRECIOUS CAT DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND EAT HIM

Riptide5168 years ago
Jokes on you I don't have a cat

Godmaster7 years ago
I'll eat candy cat (Win-win)

FurriestFurry7 years ago
I have a dog. No downside.

doomguy647 years ago
No cat. Free immortality.

CastielLovesDean7 years ago
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IMMORTALITY IS A GOOD IDEA???????

Robster8 years ago
I don't have cat win win

Pickel_Rick8 years ago
I don't have a cat s0 my cat plushie????

ValleMagnusson8 years ago
It"s nownside and no upside fot me cause i don't have a cat but i want to age

xX HelloThere Xx9 years ago
I have kittens-and when they become cats... I'll call them kittens!! Tee hee

Totalwinna9 years ago
If you were born not aging then you would be a baby forever

connermckay9 years ago
I have a dead cat

Iesuwa9 years ago
Haha I'm part jap nice try

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Jacob J. Cable12 years ago
don't have a cat but for no ageing i would buy one.....

Xiaxiaokid9 years ago
#win

Vickydj Djambazova12 years ago
I have no cat

Chris Can Fly12 years ago
... i have 14 cats.. does that mean.. or do i chose?

CODEX077 years ago
That’s a lot of cats...

Annie Young12 years ago
I don't have a cat ha!

Davian Thule12 years ago
Well I'd like to age just a little bit at least.

Ace Toshimi12 years ago
HELL NO ME GUSTA ES MUCHO YO GATO!!!!!!!

Voodoo Sally12 years ago
do i have to eat the whole cat? how much cat must i eat? may i cook the cat? there are too many questions here

Anastasia Yartseva12 years ago
Well, Im kind of hungry....

Corey Di Bella12 years ago
Don't even have a cat.

Osamudiamen Okundaye12 years ago
Sucks for you, I don't have a cat.

Brennan Moore12 years ago
I've eaten enough Chinese food that I probably have eaten a whole cat.

Мартин Петков12 years ago
I'm so sorry Oscar but it's dinner time...

Matthew Merrill12 years ago
It's only once, and I dislike her sometimes.

Hannah Rashefa Gultom12 years ago
I don't even like my age. And I would never hurt any cat, much less eat one.

Aedrian Francisco12 years ago
i have no cat so AH

Daiannie Vera12 years ago
I could eat my cat for this reason :)

Ally Van Harlingen12 years ago
I doesn't say you wont die...

Michael Lynch III12 years ago
In a heartbeat.

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago
I will cook him, and he will taste delicious with barbecue sauce.

Tony Feenin12 years ago
I could go for some sesame kitten
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