Will You Press The Button?

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

How can you make the world always happy and peaceful if you never existed to do it? LOOPHOLE

deathbypanzer 11 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BACON!!!!!!

WonderWoman 9 years ago

YOU CLEARLY ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!

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Xavier Alexander Perry 13 years ago

How the hell did so many fatasses choose bacon over world peace? Bacon is good but it's not that fucking good.

DistantCoder 4 years ago

bacon based

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AbnerDrennon 9 years ago

Peace cannot be achieved, if B A C O N does not exist...

Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago

HOW THE HECK CAN BE A HAPPY PLACE WITHOUT BACON!

nomnomnomnomnomnom 3 years ago

Team bacon names below \/

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Frosty4217 9 years ago

A world without bacon is a world without peace...

DaddyFaggy 2 months ago

Yaa

SeemsLegit 9 years ago

Vegetarians laugh in the distance.

Kakn13 9 years ago

Wtf thede comments are always 2years to very long ago

Kakn13 9 years ago

These*

Uncookedham87 9 years ago

This question contradicts itself, because the world can't possibly be happy without the existance of bacon

HaydenElliott 9 years ago

Bacon? are you crazy and if your not alive who cares

Watermelonman 9 years ago

So pigs will fall apart?

Keeva145 9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BACON or me

RedMutant 9 years ago

I just lost all faith in humanity

DBL 10 years ago

I am Jewish.

Themauf 7 years ago

@Watermelonman, the jewish tradition prevents jews from eating bacon

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KingLP1 10 years ago

the thing is if u press the button u have never existed so u havent pressed the button but if u didnt then u are here and pressed the button and that means that u never existed and it goes along so its stupid

Baughg1 10 years ago

But if i never existed then i couldnt press this button XD paradox

LolaCaillou 10 years ago

I'm vegeterian so, yeah... *Click!*

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Well, at least i don't have to insult you now, "cause you"re gone

Preytorkamen 10 years ago

Without death, sadness, and despair, happiness fundamentally wouldn't exist.

rachel117 10 years ago

I choose bacon... I don't regret it... I'm not ashamed.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 10 years ago

From what i've seen thus far in the comments, nobody though of something, HOW did you press the button WITHOUT existing, emphasis on NEVER.

Beverly Luna 13 years ago

people wont miss what they dont know

Sohowildcat18 11 years ago

Yes because they wouldn't have ever known about bacon

Becca Farrell 13 years ago

There are already too many useless humans. War, as sad as it is, lowers the number. There would be no room to walk without it.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Superstar57, that was 6 words

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Rasmus Werin Bengtson 13 years ago

Somehow I don't believe that there could be any such thing as infinite and everlasting happiness and peace, because there wouldn't be anything to measure it by. Therefore, everlasting happiness would become dull, and we would not know that we were as lucky as we were.

Mario Gabriel Camacho 13 years ago

I don't agree with this but I'll write it anyways... 56% are Americans

Erin Meadd 13 years ago

The world will never be peaceful without bacon.

Max R. Usse 13 years ago

I'm too fabulous to not exist, and bacon is too fabulous too. Omagedbaconmmmmm

Andrew Anderson 13 years ago

NO BACON FUCK THAT!!!!!

ch3po 11 years ago

NO, IM NOT GIVING ME AND BACON UP FOR A BETTER WORLD....NEVUUUUUUUUR!

Sepriolus 5 years ago

World peace is overrated. Bacon all the way.

matojecar1 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Watnie 9 years ago

Does the world exist if you are not there to experience it?

a Random human 11 years ago

I WOULD RATHER KILL MYSELF

Fred J. 12 years ago

The world CANNOT be happy without bacon.

Ratee 6 years ago

the world cant be happy and peaceful withuot bacon so...

MrFronzen 11 years ago

I't won't be truly happy and peaceful without me and bacon

ButtonsPushedBro 9 years ago

I chose no because it means that I never exist, and I like existing. Bacon was not my concern.

gollygeejeee8 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Da killer666 10 years ago

The world can't be at peace with out bacon

CursedPlayz 11 years ago

Obama is causing war....NO JOKE

ronoto1232 11 years ago

I'm not selfish and I hate bacon

Hiimlouis 10 years ago

Is people actually crazy?, bacon is so overrated

Zengoldenwolf 8 years ago

Dang y"all say urself over world peace dang!

fishsticks 11 years ago

NEVER!!!i would not care if its just me but BACON!! the lord bacon

not_me3 4 years ago

I get to establish forever world peace and abolish pig farming AND not deal with samsara?

Renniuq 10 years ago

Peace is not Peace without bacon.

Derped64 9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BACON WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! (also i dont exist? that sucks)

Smearypatch 11 years ago

Love how serious people take these... ever think people are being assessment just to piss you off?

AboveApe 5 years ago

well no one will know about bacon, that"s all

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago

Me:goodbye world world:*smiles*

Loki Friggason 11 years ago

I don't think world peace is really all it's cracked up to be. Conflict is part of life. It makes no sense to expect peace. Life would be soooo dull! Besides, I happen to like existing.

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