Your hair wouldn't get greasy
but
You would have no nails
I will not


Maharid3 months ago
I'm gonna make the cat of my neighbour press this.

Yobeefjerky8 years ago
What type on nails? Fingernails? Or metal nails?

SomePerson25692 years ago
You are a genius and have found a loophole thank you
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CheeseyPandacorn8 years ago
It didn't specify what kind of nails.

ST3ALTHY7 years ago
Just dont put grease in your hair

Grootman882 years ago
You are a idiot

AJDevelopment3 years ago
you see the problem here is that i dont care

Selena Richards11 years ago
There's this thing called shampoo, and if you use it your hair won't get greasy.

masonfromstatefarm3 years ago
False
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753867 years ago
Just wash your Fricken hair. Its not hard.

Crazy_Daizzy7 years ago
And that"s why they invented fake nails ✌

KenWasHere217 years ago
That"s why they invented shampoo

Angelina32820097 years ago
What type of nails? Fingernails, toenails, and wall nails.

hippowaffle7 years ago
I have an allergy to shampoo and nails are useless

AmyWilliams8 years ago
If you don't want greasy hair scratch your scalp in the shower.

bigdeal9 years ago
Down side or down side

dibraldinho_king9 years ago
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Tigslarlowducken6 years ago
I fucking hate these messages
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Conner Wolf11 years ago
Give me claws instead, then we'll talk

Dom Hillman11 years ago
I play classical guitar... I need nails.

Happy smily face8 years ago
Same here. I will NEVER give up my nails

David Carter11 years ago
I shave my head. I don't have hair to get greasy.

Bob Redmund Bro11 years ago
Why would we need nails?

Migdin18 years ago
3. To fix studf with hammers.
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Le Frstr11 years ago
My hair is not greasy anyway....but not having nails might be interesting

Logan Cunningham11 years ago
metal gloves...

SomeoneAnoymous8 years ago
I'm not a girl this is for girls

Arron9 years ago
Fake nails

I_Will_FUCK_ANYTHING_THAT_MOVES3 years ago
Would we have no nails to begin with, or must we get them removed?

computergirl101107 years ago
i don't use metal nails

ishouldbedoinghomework8 years ago
Fake nails. Problem solved!

YouDontKnowMe8 years ago
I don't even need to hammer a nail to somewhere. I can just hire someone else.

Whompist6 years ago
What type of nails nails or finger nails or toe nails

GREAT_GEO7 years ago
im not that lazy and besides I like massaging the shampoo in my hair so...

BloodyBladeY8 years ago
Ogh my god

Flipadoodles7 years ago
So 69% of people have never heard of shampoo?

bobman8 years ago
you could make artificial nails

XG2 years ago
I'm not a carpenter anyways.

Phillip Harbindinger9 years ago
It doesn't say fingernails. If I ever needed nails for something, I would buy screws.

SyannCat8 years ago
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Tinmanmemes5 years ago
My hair doesnt get greasy

aseetpat8 years ago
My hair does not get greasy.

The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon7 years ago
I don't have hair or nails.

The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon7 years ago
I have fur and hooves. And some hammering nails.

joewilson 8 years ago
I actually like greasy hair

FariyTailEpic1019 years ago
Fake nails anyone?

Raddudesman8 years ago
Man how would i do any housework without nails??? I mean then my hammer is virtually useless :(

~Wave~length~9 years ago
I. Don't. Care. About. Appearances. And fingernails can be helpful to open soda cans. Upside here is...?

QdaClue7 years ago
Darnit. Guess I can't be a carpeter...

stink178 years ago
a few things First i dont care about my hair but i wash it anyways second what do i bite third HOW WOULD I MAKE THINGS XD

thnksftthmmrs10 years ago
You can always wash your hair. There's an amazing invention called shampoo.

Dickhole4lifeandpoodiepai7 years ago
There is a creation called shampoo Ever heard of it?

Sea898986 years ago
I need nails 🤔

ayy.lmao8 years ago
take a bath hobos

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Chrisipoo8 years ago
Being a dude, I don't give a rats ass about my nails

niko89429 years ago
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Airbus A3809 years ago
Fuck you.

TommyWeatherly7 years ago
I guess I'm no longer a carpenter :(
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