You could have tickets to your dream concert
but
You'd have to show up naked and very hairy
I will not


Psykness3 years ago
I don't dream of concerts, but I do dream of money. I sell the tickets.

Creeperface1309 years ago
Look out, spamming douchebags below...

Sex8 years ago
*hits blunt* You can be naked under clothes

Anna Dechilly12 years ago
Put a belt accros your chest and make the 'rrrrrr' sound and you could pass as Chewbacca.

PotatoSavage8 years ago
YASSS XD chewbacca is the thing that will have everyones attention to at the concert
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Ushankalana7 years ago
Queen...

PilotobeBR9 years ago
I hate concert

WBGrock9 years ago
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Kelvingtsfan3 years ago
True

DragonEXE8 years ago
How the hell am I supposed to grow hair over iron hard scales

Blay8 years ago
what if i say the hairiness covered the nakedness XD

AnimeIsSenpai8 years ago
My legs already look like chewbacca so...

Skull4ever8 years ago
I am unsocialised nerd and i dont go to concerts

SoulDreemurr8 years ago
I can just get dressed secretly and cut the hair.

RavenClaw8 years ago
So the tickets got replaced by my pubic hair aaaaah "May I see your pubic hair please."

Dean AmbroseZ9 years ago
I dont even like concerts :/

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
Same

Wangker4Dayz9 years ago
Toby Fox Doesn't have a concert

BlueKuuChan9 years ago
No he doesnt sadly

Slayer225219 years ago
It's only a dream

Coyote Chaos9 years ago
STOP THE SPAM

Raito 9 years ago
And then anyone will fuck me? Hell yes,!!!! !

jbm9 years ago
i dont even go to concerts

OtakuFeels9 years ago
29% are Bieber and 1D fans.

QwerAsdfZxcv9 years ago
Cover myself with my hair.

Austin Pennington12 years ago
Just have to show up, I can just get dressed while outside.

AutobotDeceptionAdventures7 years ago
Go to the least popular concert (Justin Beaber ect.)
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Jakob Lentz12 years ago
sell the tickets money not naked and hairy win

TrueReaper9 years ago
Smart i would do the same if its my dream then its some one elses 2 probley

Dylan Holmes12 years ago
I am very hairy, and my dream concert would include nudity anyway. Win win.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Wtf is your dream concert? Where do i fimd tickets?
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David Lavell Baker12 years ago
FREE BAND MERCH?

Oisin Neary12 years ago
Freddie Mercury tribute concert, April 1992. One of the most amazing events I have ever heard/seen videos of. I would give my right nut to see dat shit.

Jahquille O'Neal12 years ago
But what if your dream concert required everyone be naked? Loophole.

Oscar Ljungberg12 years ago
i never like concerts so whatever XP

Xavier Thilking12 years ago
Too late ^,^

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Martijnn7 years ago
I dont see no downsides

Rhy 9 years ago
No what the frick?

usoutlaw8 years ago
wooo orgie concert

Panifex7 years ago
If I "show up" a mile away where no one can see me, does that still count?

TechWolf9 years ago
so id be a wookie

Oggy9 years ago
What if your dream concert is where all people are neken??

Snoopydog9 years ago
Hairy dickzz

M0rk7 years ago
I don’t even like concerts

Dangerboy9610 years ago
I already get into concerts for free

pikoshawott9 years ago
Werewolves

Pizza0x09 years ago
I'll ay I thought it was Halloween

jona311p9 years ago
Im Batman...

imavirginnn4 years ago
what if i go to a rhcp concert and bring pants

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emboyi7 years ago
show up in my own rooms:D

fiddelsticks9 years ago
who said ill show up forget that sell them

JustAnotherGamer128 years ago
Go to a Kendrick Lamar concert behind a standee

gamer8829 years ago
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