Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???
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xXZoMg15Xx11 years ago
Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping!
Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases
SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown
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Trevor Dunstan Trotto13 years ago
yes because this makes complete sense!
Watermelonman8 years ago
Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]
Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine
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Saul Hipster Ramsay13 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!
running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t
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battalion wars 11 years ago
My bones shall not explode
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Frendlyspesr9 years ago
I don’t jump I push the ground down
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PressDaButton3539 years ago
What the-
I don't understand...
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plazmafighter11 years ago
double super power i kill when i jump
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Death_Crystal10 years ago
That doesn't even make sense.
Watermelonman10 years ago
It"s not supposed to.
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Psycho_massacre8 years ago
So, get this, there"s this thing you can do called not jumping and as long as you don't play basketball or soccer I think it"s pretty easy to do.
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Brendon Urie is adorable \\\\panic! lover11 years ago
wut....:/
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Aktimoose9 years ago
My bones are indestructible so what will exploding them do? Nobody said the explosion radius would be a certain size so I'll just say the explosion is a planck wide so it doesn't affect anything around it.
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HighHusky10 years ago
But my bones are indestructible
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Phase9 years ago
Error 404: sense not found.
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
theyre indestructible. and if they blow, im wolverine.
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hello-people10 years ago
WTF
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Dayna Morris13 years ago
As I go to trampoline class, this would be hard
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Guenther519 years ago
That was completely ridiculous
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cookiecookingoven11 years ago
indestrutible means you may not be destroyed
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SugarSkull10 years ago
"Indestructable."
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SansHauntingMarkiplier3 years ago
But the bones would be indestructible, someone explain plz.
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jkbscopes12310 years ago
i mean i dont jump anyway so
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ofpgrimm10210 years ago
fuck this
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Stichless8 years ago
I like trampolines and air kicks too much
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qwerty123411 years ago
But,, but.. Trampolines!!
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Diastatic Power9 years ago
Indestructible bones that get destroyed.
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DestroyerOfWorlds11 years ago
Indestructible bones breaking whenever you jump? Bull.
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Princessnikoru11 years ago
I love jumping at my bones(?
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amarzu10 years ago
Did someone suffer a stroke right before they wrote this?
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Kodi the Brony11 years ago
But, your bones are indestructible...
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nobigdeal10 years ago
I thought they were indestructible
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Su_Lian_Balllast year
既然都坚不可摧了,那我不就成为不死的苦力怕了?那我直接去靖国神厕先跳十下
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stallison1210 years ago
Well thats not right my bones are supposed to be indestructible
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