Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0908 months ago

the bones explode, but don't get destroyed? sounds cool

PerDaDer9 years ago

Alright who the fuck wrote this

Zeddy8 years ago

Mhe.

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Firestorm8 years ago

Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???

xXZoMg15Xx9 years ago

Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping! Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases

Het_Beest7 years ago

Didnt jump tho

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FuckinLogicz9 years ago

SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown

Trevor Dunstan Trotto12 years ago

yes because this makes complete sense!

Watermelonman7 years ago

Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]

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doyle8 years ago

That would be hilarious

Master_Morphicz8 years ago

Ignore the word at

High on Potassium8 years ago

ALLAHU AKBAR *skips down hallway and detonates*

MNITIMMY9 years ago

That's what she said!

Mama-Noot-Noot8 years ago

I NEED TO PLAY KINECT DANCE CENRAL THREE!!!!!!

LupusAlatus8 years ago

Wtf? Um, author, HOWTHEFUCKDOESTHISMAKEANYSENSE?!?

jenny_cat138 years ago

Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine PUSH THE BUTTON

MegaGamerMax19 years ago

running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t

battalion wars 10 years ago

My bones shall not explode

Saul Hipster Ramsay12 years ago

Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!

TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago

💥 my exact thoughts

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Frendlyspesr7 years ago

I don’t jump I push the ground down

PressDaButton3537 years ago

What the- I don't understand...

bailybailybailybaily8 years ago

so they"re not indestructible

Jackson Gunelson12 years ago

Use your super strength arms to launch yourself everywhere

burgerlord9 years ago

Your bones are indestructible... Jumping makes your bones explode... We live in a world of lies and false advertising.

MichelleOpoku8 years ago

I love jumping I will not

Brave_lil_toast 9 years ago

But ur bones are indestructible how would they explode

Dalongname4 years ago

Ah yes, i can break steel with my bare hands and fall off of mount Everest 100% ok but cant do a bunny hop of the ground.

swaggermacswagster9 years ago

bye bye trampoline

CODEX078 years ago

Just don't jump

swegseth9 years ago

I'm probably gonna forget I can't jump...

Cookiedoe2238 years ago

nope not happening im a cheerleader i would be dead by now

Lodestar32410 years ago

It doesn't how how you jump, it could be with your rib cage

Bobijawsome9 years ago

Since my bones are indestructible it will just make me go higher

Jeh2477 years ago

If the bones are “indestructible” then how can they explode

zumishidozi9 years ago

So....my bones are indestructibles but if i jump the explode.....easy cut your legs without touching bones and hace metal legs its not jump :b

Dolfy9 years ago

id love exploding bones

pmel9 years ago

that's what he said

AFatGoat7 years ago

So pretty much I become hulk and a nukes baby

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

quick healing from other buttons. and i can be a great soldier. run, jump explode, and heal.

TheSoulofJoy8 years ago

This would"ve been okay to push the button, since you"re bones ARE indestructible. But you"d be dead anyway, since the rest of your body was blown to pieces. If you were a skeleton dude/dudet that wears a blue jacket and has magical telekinetic powers, press the button.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

I will use my super strength to destroy this horrible grammar.

Thelosttraveler8 years ago

how are they indestructible if you merely jump they explode???? LOOPHOLE???????

crazybirdkid8 years ago

I can physics

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

I'll just carry c4 charges with me and use them to launch myself, I didn't jump! and if I come to a ledge I'll just step off it instead of jumping off