Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

the bones explode, but don't get destroyed? sounds cool

PerDaDer10 years ago

Alright who the fuck wrote this

Zeddy8 years ago

Mhe.

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Firestorm8 years ago

Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???

xXZoMg15Xx9 years ago

Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping! Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases

Het_Beest7 years ago

Didnt jump tho

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FuckinLogicz9 years ago

SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown

Trevor Dunstan Trotto12 years ago

yes because this makes complete sense!

Watermelonman7 years ago

Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]

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doyle8 years ago

That would be hilarious

Master_Morphicz8 years ago

Ignore the word at

High on Potassium9 years ago

ALLAHU AKBAR *skips down hallway and detonates*

MNITIMMY9 years ago

That's what she said!

Mama-Noot-Noot8 years ago

I NEED TO PLAY KINECT DANCE CENRAL THREE!!!!!!

LupusAlatus8 years ago

Wtf? Um, author, HOWTHEFUCKDOESTHISMAKEANYSENSE?!?

jenny_cat138 years ago

Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine PUSH THE BUTTON

MegaGamerMax19 years ago

running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t

battalion wars 10 years ago

My bones shall not explode

Saul Hipster Ramsay12 years ago

Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!

TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago

💥 my exact thoughts

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Frendlyspesr7 years ago

I don’t jump I push the ground down

PressDaButton3537 years ago

What the- I don't understand...

WeirdedOutEpicFacelast year

But the bones would be indestructible, someone explain plz.

jkbscopes1239 years ago

i mean i dont jump anyway so

Guenther518 years ago

That was completely ridiculous

cookiecookingoven10 years ago

indestrutible means you may not be destroyed

SugarSkull9 years ago

"Indestructable."

qwerty12349 years ago

But,, but.. Trampolines!!

Diastatic Power8 years ago

Indestructible bones that get destroyed.

DestroyerOfWorlds10 years ago

Indestructible bones breaking whenever you jump? Bull.

ofpgrimm1029 years ago

fuck this

Stichless7 years ago

I like trampolines and air kicks too much

amarzu8 years ago

Did someone suffer a stroke right before they wrote this?

Kodi the Brony10 years ago

But, your bones are indestructible...

nobigdeal9 years ago

I thought they were indestructible

Princessnikoru9 years ago

I love jumping at my bones(?

stallison129 years ago

Well thats not right my bones are supposed to be indestructible

Venonymous8 years ago

then theyre not indestructible

chaoslord10 years ago

I did or did i

404-error-exe-notresponding8 years ago

Your bones would be fine. But you body wont

dragonontheweb10 years ago

I love being contradicting don't you hate it.

JelloBoi9 years ago

Take the oh no train to Heck no city

Kamiko_12344 years ago

You mean i'll become Deku

Blerbfacer9 years ago

Think of jumping as hopping

Cosmical9 years ago

Whoever wrote this button thing is an idiot

XBusterDragonSummoner7 years ago

then what"s the point of indestructible bones?!

leffelhufpaint9 years ago

But your bones are indestructible...... wtf that makes sense.

~Wave~length~10 years ago

Umm... but they're invincible...

Peti8 years ago

so no running?

Watermelonman8 years ago

"Don't jump, you have so much to live for!" " ...he"s not even on a roof..." "if i explained you wouldn't believe me."

Luke Turner-Dilling12 years ago

Metal.

nickthenoob13219 years ago

The bones are indestructible

KawaiiKira9 years ago

That makes sense. "In other news, Hannalori has jumped lie an idiot... Her INDESTRUCTABLE bones have exploded! She"s a damn idiot!!!" -CNN News, 8:29 PM 12/26/2016 Oh, and.... in·de·struct·i·ble [ˌindəˈstrəktəb(ə)l] ADJECTIVE not able to be destroye...[Show full comment]

spidergirl108 years ago

THIS MAKES NO SENCE

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