Will You Press The Button?

Migdin1 9 years ago

41555 people have already done it, no need to press it

Jen Long 13 years ago

Already have cancer. Bring it on, motherfuckers.

asxc last year

f**k

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lexie1515 11 years ago

I pressed the button, but eventually cancer can mutate to become immune to the cure, so the cure would only work for a little, but become harder to find another cure after this one.But to save even a few lives is worth it

StormyAnne 9 years ago

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx You"re partially right. Most human cells have a limited number of times they can replicate before they die completely. Cancer stems from a genetic mutation in a cell that removes this aspect or changes it in some way as to where the cell... [Show full comment]

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Abadona_from_Undertale 9 years ago

I have cancer. Im waiting for that cure.

Panifex 9 years ago

I'm sorry that had to happen to you and your family

Charlene Ergina 13 years ago

Cancer is literally like, "If I'm going down, your selfless ass is going down with me."

DarkMatter 11 years ago

Totally

Death_Hope 9 years ago

At least they found a cure for everyone else

Fatel777 9 years ago

6666

Xbox Dailies 10 years ago

#Sacrufice

Ben Harvey 13 years ago

See, here's the problem with the cure for cancer. As soon as it's discovered, it will be destroyed. Rich corporations don't want people to have a one-time payment to cure their loved ones cancer; instead, they multiple large payments over a long period of time. So, the cure would be worthless.

Traptdemon 5 years ago

People would make a fortune by selling the cure than supressing it. If they get cancer again the same solution would be the same outcome.

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Endi 10 years ago

Becoming a hero-kinda of

Spector 11 years ago

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Chris0111 10 years ago

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Caribou 5 years ago

No downside, as long as I don't die younger than I would anyway. And Alanis Morisette would sing about me.

UnicornPie 12 years ago

As long as they give me credit and I die when I'm old

pussy 11 years ago

If its in you wouldn't you get cured

SolarVanguard 9 years ago

Im okay with going down in history playing a major role in curing cancer.

Saad Ippo Berserker 13 years ago

I'm just being one sacrificing motherfucker !

Raf 11 years ago

Upside: Cure for cancer. Downside: They find it via using your dead body. Another Upside: Hope it's a hot ass Doctor doing the autopsy

Radonehere 11 years ago

Omg rip

blahblah 11 years ago

If it means that I am saving others then I am fine with it.

lol 11 years ago

I'd rather have died and peiple are getting cured

xX_ePiKtrollernegro_Xx 8 months ago

so i can qure cancer and i get to die? downside?

DansLesters 11 years ago

Of course.

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago

Whp died though

ShiroHairedEyeCandy 8 years ago

Why do I always click yes on the self-sacrificing one"s? Maybe I need to see a shrink...

Oskari Kilpi 13 years ago

It doesn't specify when you die though.

hatgirl5252 10 years ago

Cancer is already curable . . .

abcx 10 years ago

But not always.

LattiGaming 11 years ago

FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY

Zacattac 11 years ago

so i die and save lots of apple sure why not I'm bored XD

IWontPressThatButton! 11 years ago

Wouldn't you get cured?

PowerPikachu 11 years ago

At least I believe in an afterlife/reincarnation!

RamboCreativity 10 years ago

Cure"s been around for almost 40 years but are they gonna tell you that? hell no lol.

Batman5757 11 years ago

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lifehacker420 9 years ago

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Spector 11 years ago

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theguytho 3 years ago

The 26k people who decided otherwise: “my life is so meaningful!!!1 I hate solving all of my life and the world’s problems at the same time !!”

Messmaker 12 years ago

I'm already dead, why not

battalion wars 11 years ago

Noooooooo

dragonbornkiller909 8 years ago

Doesn't say when you will die

Robert Reedy 13 years ago

I'd be a coward if I didn't make this sacrifice. Or would I? How would this affect global overpopulation? So many unknowns...

Coolguy101ofawe 11 years ago

For the world!

Sacredsponge 9 years ago

I don't really have a choice it says "during" my autopsy, and "after" I died of cancer. Put my ass to use.

Radonehere 11 years ago

Die of cancer at 200 yrs

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Chris0111 10 years ago

Hi. My name is JEagle9. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible ... [Show full comment]