Will You Press The Button?

skidmark634 10 years ago

great. 22 more years...

CreativeUsername109 9 years ago

Don't come to this website, child. You'll be scarred

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Tyroq 10 years ago

That is stupid

-what- 5 years ago

wait a year then press the button

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FireyDeath4 8 years ago

Wait a minute. If we have faith in science and technology, we could CHANGE the definition of a year slightly by moving to a sufficiently inhabitable planet with far longer years. If you want to live longer than that, how about don’t press it.

Eld627 5 years ago

big brain

Micayla Gigi Spencer 13 years ago

Nine more years. I can live with that.

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

If you meant that to be a pun YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

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PowerMetalDragonborn 9 years ago

Well, currently there"s nothing saying I won't die tomorrow, so this guarantees I still get 13 more years and I have a great time.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Yes, but also you are guaranteed to miss about 50 years you could have lived, maybe even happily

Darkfoxy123 9 years ago

Glitch in the system what if your 31

KevinMoynihan 10 years ago

I can do anything I want so I can make myself live longer

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

so activate at age 31. you missed your window for death. live your life naturally and for free.

Crazzygamer16 6 years ago

Definitely now you just have to wait for the cosmic clock to reset then you will be able to die

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Leonela Perales 13 years ago

Too many fucking ads !!!!!!!!

ZigZag 9 years ago

Ironic i clicked the button and an ad popped

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Donovan Clark 13 years ago

Better to die young and happy than old and sad.

Eld627 5 years ago

True

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Ryan Wilkinson 13 years ago

do you know if your going to die

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

I can do anything i want, aka i cant make it so i dont die at age 30....

cynicalchatterbox 10 years ago

OwO this lets me to live for free? Wow I never knew now we have to pay to live! Damn! How many goats was I worth?

Alexander14 10 years ago

Do enything what i want i will wish to dont die

McMassiveHog 4 years ago

damn 11 years a bit too long for me D:

timbo328 11 years ago

I will press this button as soon im 31.

OpticalOllusion 9 years ago

19 more years. No way unless my girlfriend died then no way.

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Make me stop aging. Boom.

Evil_J 5 years ago

I'm already over 30 lol

Bennibror 11 years ago

Wake myself up when i die

Andra Brodersen 13 years ago

No... Just.. No

Masqueradeassane 10 years ago

I'm already dead then.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Stop typing! Corpses can't do that!

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

Well shit, I'd already be dead.

luke da poop 11 years ago

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YoniGonzalezVandeVen 8 years ago

But they say you can do anything you want for tehr rest of your live but what if wanna keep living

FatPif 11 years ago

Well i wanna reborn

Oldnotweak...again 3 years ago

i will never be 30 again, so theres no downside.

Super Saiyan Bruh 11 years ago

Do anything? Donate trillions to charity duh.

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

Well, I won't be able to feel relevant at the beach past that age, so bring it on

floricel_112 11 years ago

I'd rather have a short happy life

Sorasousha 10 years ago

I would already be dead.

AnonymousPickleGerard 9 years ago

I'm here for a good time not a long time

Josie Howard 13 years ago

get a time machine

Mlp Kawaii zecora renegade 10 years ago

Im 8

neonkbfalcon1 5 years ago

just travel your body in time as it does not say you cant travel when ever

Alarju 11 years ago

perfect! i don't pretend to get any old anyway

Loophole man 11 years ago

A character I made in skyrim died painfully before coming back as a god

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Use that ability to do anything you want to not die at 30

TheButtonJoe 11 years ago

Become BUDDHA!!!!!!!!!

LordDarkfinst 9 years ago

Do anything I want? I'll just make myself LIVE A FULL LIFE!

USGC 8 years ago

What if I want to become immortal and make the consequences nonexistent? It says I can do anything

NuclearSlayer52 11 years ago

so for me its more of both downsides as i hate plains and not too long in a car and boat and i guess if its the sneeze millisecond death... but i dont really wanna die on my birthday.....

Meh-The-Bored 10 years ago

I wanna be old and piss people off with my age when they retaliate I drop the respect your elders bomb.

Kawaii Platypus 11 years ago

FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE Life after 30?

skyrimlegend21 10 years ago

I can make myself the age of 25 and make it stay 25

Gbahhh 4 years ago

If i can do anything i can create a copy of my self and Live forever

Awsumdude101 11 years ago

Eh i choose yes

Steamchells 12 years ago

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CPorter 5 years ago

Since I can do whatever I want, I'll make it so I can live longer

CrypsisRosa 11 years ago

I'm almost 26, so I think I'll pass on that one

Brenna Wiley 13 years ago

Go to Ferrari World and ride the world's fastest roller coaster? Yes please.

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