Will You Press The Button?

skidmark634 10 years ago

great. 22 more years...

CreativeUsername109 9 years ago

Don't come to this website, child. You'll be scarred

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Tyroq 10 years ago

That is stupid

-what- 5 years ago

wait a year then press the button

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FireyDeath4 8 years ago

Wait a minute. If we have faith in science and technology, we could CHANGE the definition of a year slightly by moving to a sufficiently inhabitable planet with far longer years. If you want to live longer than that, how about don’t press it.

Eld627 5 years ago

big brain

Micayla Gigi Spencer 13 years ago

Nine more years. I can live with that.

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

If you meant that to be a pun YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

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PowerMetalDragonborn 9 years ago

Well, currently there"s nothing saying I won't die tomorrow, so this guarantees I still get 13 more years and I have a great time.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Yes, but also you are guaranteed to miss about 50 years you could have lived, maybe even happily

Darkfoxy123 9 years ago

Glitch in the system what if your 31

KevinMoynihan 10 years ago

I can do anything I want so I can make myself live longer

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

so activate at age 31. you missed your window for death. live your life naturally and for free.

Crazzygamer16 6 years ago

Definitely now you just have to wait for the cosmic clock to reset then you will be able to die

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Leonela Perales 13 years ago

Too many fucking ads !!!!!!!!

ZigZag 9 years ago

Ironic i clicked the button and an ad popped

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Donovan Clark 13 years ago

Better to die young and happy than old and sad.

Eld627 5 years ago

True

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Ryan Wilkinson 13 years ago

do you know if your going to die

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

I can do anything i want, aka i cant make it so i dont die at age 30....

cynicalchatterbox 10 years ago

OwO this lets me to live for free? Wow I never knew now we have to pay to live! Damn! How many goats was I worth?

Sillywafflefries 10 years ago

I can live 1000 more years (loop hole)

CPorter 5 years ago

Since I can do whatever I want, I'll make it so I can live longer

CrypsisRosa 11 years ago

I'm almost 26, so I think I'll pass on that one

Brenna Wiley 13 years ago

Go to Ferrari World and ride the world's fastest roller coaster? Yes please.

PotterHead2468 8 years ago

At the age I'm at and the speed technology is growing at they'll have created immortality by then.

FireyDeath4 8 years ago

No, it means “you will die”. We’ll need recovery centres by then, and it’s far easier to make humans immortal than make small machines able to replicate an entire human, completely unfazed with all the memories of the person who just died.

Not Here 11 years ago

18 more years? Not lobg enough.

GamethystsBae 10 years ago

I wanna die anyways

Hannah Ohene-Amoako 13 years ago

"You can live for free"?

Awalcheeseburger 11 years ago

One of the things is not die at age 30

CheesePlayerYT 10 years ago

19 more years haha

CybaWrecker 2 years ago

i want to extend my age, so i can neutralise the bad thing

Luksuman 11 years ago

Whatbid you are older than 30 so you doe instantly

feynefelibata 9 years ago

No way, I’m 29! Hah

TheFlash420 11 years ago

#worth it

PersonWhoExists50306 5 years ago

I guess that makes me middle aged.

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GalaxyTraveler 9 years ago

Better start now then !

yunofunny 12 years ago

I have lived a good life, now the day before my 30th i will go visit heaven to have a nice long day of vacation.

LiamT 10 years ago

Free smarties innit bruh

Gods_Opinion 9 years ago

Heaven is getting crowded

Watermelonman 9 years ago

No, hell is

Michelle Strandman Olsen 13 years ago

I don't see the downside....

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