You have all the women in the world at your command
but
They are zombies
I will not

LivingT0mb5t0n3 11 years ago
I'm a girl does that make me the ruler of the zombies? I'm the QUEEN OF THE ZOMBIEZZZ!!! XD

roflcopters 9 years ago
WTF
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coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
i'm already a zombie :(

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
help guys i turned invisible in one question and I don't know when i'll tuyrn back. pls help!!!!!11!!!!

SoggyBreadMan 8 years ago
Well, this one is definitely unique and original, so no point deductions there. I just have one question... why?

Demon_Lord 2 years ago
There is a manhua about that

AlexBrown 8 years ago
I am a woman... who do I command?

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Maybe I wanna be a lich, basicslly an ultra super mega zombie that commands the living dead:D
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wsh786 11 years ago
I don't like the thought of taking away a woman's freedom so I picked no

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff 9 years ago
a guy who respects women. nice.

Helios4441 8 years ago
The world would end we cant have babies if all women are rotting away

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Well if you command them its through magic which wouldnt cause their bodies to rot unless you no longer controlled them.

Cathryn Williams 13 years ago
Awesome! I get a zombie army!

unknownsilentkillers 7 years ago
Or just splash potion of weakness and a golden apple.
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rockoutwithme44 11 years ago
I'm a zombie then

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
@hello$ You"re* You"re*
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unknownsilentkillers 7 years ago
People here are so dumb. Splash potion of weakness and a golden apple. Problem solved.

Bryse Myst 11 years ago
That would be creepy as fuck

Janthir 9 years ago
Zombie as in follow without question, yes?

SprinkleOverlord 9 years ago
They are already zombies...

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago
i get a zombie army. zombies,attack babies.

THEWERIDPERSON 9 years ago
ZOMBIE"S ARMYY

Jako9056 9 years ago
The definition og zombie? Maybe they are just brainwashed

Noraine Novelli 13 years ago
WOOO! NECROPHILIA!!

Z0m41e 8 years ago
FBI! OPEN UP! *a shit ton of shooting*
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Austin Whitlow 13 years ago
i will command them to be unzombified

Shadow48275489237508947238945729084750928374509287348092754098 5 years ago
you could command them to jump off a cliff! boom, no more zombies
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Zac Loeffelbein 13 years ago
Lol! that guy in Skyrim

IncestLover23 3 years ago
Who?

Christopher Benghazi Graham 13 years ago
Necrophiliacs rejoice!

IncestLover23 3 years ago
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Elif Erpolat 13 years ago
Zombie army! Woo! I can get them to murder people i don't like... :)

wsh786 11 years ago
*if they are still alive* then you could get arrested for sending an assassin (one to kill not an assassin creed's one)

g00pyguy 4 years ago
that seems hella illegal

swgrisiaf 11 years ago
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Lpop321 10 years ago
OMG WTF THIS IS F**KING DISGUSTING WHO CAME UP WITH THIS BULL****

TerrariaMod 8 years ago
You thought this was a button, but it was me, DIO!

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Lpop321 10 years ago
This is so stupid
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Crapcrap127 10 years ago
Lol

AWSOMEMATTHEWC 9 years ago
AWESOME A WOMEN ZOMBIES ARMY!! PRETTY MUCH A DREAM COME TRUE.!!!!

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago
I get to unleash the zombie apocalypse and be ruler of the world? WHERES THE FUCKING DOWNSIDE BECAUSE I DON'T SEE ONE?

Batman536 10 years ago
Y not, not as good as normal tho

kookoo 5 years ago
so basically the Justin beaber community

Brenttysson 11 years ago
what is the point? you cant have sex XD

AmberWolf772 10 years ago
okay the reason this is wrong is zombies kill, you cant raise an army and, i'm a girl i can go either way i will date a boy or girl but sex with a zombie if your a guy i think they would bite your penis off, if your a girl they will bite your freaking head off!

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago
hhhfgfhfh

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago
This has been a test to see if my computer works correctly

Bitch 11 years ago
Lol I'm gay

jmdietz 12 years ago
Zombie Army at my command? Cool. I don't care if they are guys/girls I have 1/2 the world at my command!

AnnaBanana925 11 years ago
I thought the "but" was supposed to be bad...

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
Don't you dare make me a zombie!

num1goonlord 2 years ago
pussy falling apart like pot roast lets go. #goonerapocalypussy

Kat the Cat 10 years ago
ZOMBIE ARMYYYY

Eatistic3r 10 years ago
I will command them to be human!

autistic11 4 years ago
the downside is uh oh no more reproduction uh oh we are extinct but that would be a good thing because all of humanity is destroying the planet sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Osana-Chan 11 years ago
Cool I could kill Yandere with all other of her victims! Awesome!!!

PandaBananaAmber 11 years ago
I don't want women. I am one.

feliciathebean 5 years ago
I AM THE LICH QUEEN

YaBoiCheema 9 years ago
maybe i could fuck the zombies and have a new kind of orgasm

3arakhe 12 years ago
I'll conquer the world bitch. Necrophylia ftw

Lpop321 10 years ago
So I'm a zombie?

Butterbuff 12 years ago
But I don't want Justin Bieber on my army

Myowndamnprofile 10 years ago
zombie army!!!!!!

SOMEONEEN 7 years ago
Exactly how zombified are the women

HanusAnus 11 years ago
maybe just depends what kind of zombies wer talkin bout
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