Will You Press The Button?

spars2 years ago

as a person who likes to keep long hair, this is a win win

Huzlip4 years ago

YOU can never shave or cut your hair, somebody else can, just don't cut your hair yourself

SomeoneWhoCares8 years ago

Shape shifting

Brenda Leard12 years ago

They didn't mention waxing

roflcopters8 years ago

"I don't get why it says u commented 46 yearsago even tho this app didnt exist tat timeðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜" thats because he commented it before time was mentioned in this website

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blueberriefarming8 years ago

ultimate feminist

Aidan Kavanagh12 years ago

one of my powers would be to control the length of any hair

i-am-god-damned-bored7 years ago

choose the super power of being able to change super power on the fly, and then do this

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PHILIPPINE_SONE9 years ago

LIKE SAMSON. BUT BETTER

Belaize7 years ago

Press the button and get omnipotence so you can control the size of your hair or control anything since omnipotence literally means complete power over anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time. If you already pressed no just to to the search bar and change the no to a yes.

BeachKing7 years ago

I dont cut my hair a barber dose

Alex Goglin12 years ago

I AM...THE SASQUATCH!!

Dat_Boi_Sanjay8 years ago

HELL YEAH BOIII

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oOBlakeOo8 years ago

It doesn't mention waxing nor clipping nor chopping nor eradicating nor removing nor snipping nor etc... you get my drift? If you consider it in another word besides cutting or shaving then you should be capable of using said method. Loop hole 101

Douchebag698 years ago

But a barber can

cat_turds8 years ago

my super power is limited hair growth

EclipseTDS8 years ago

I get the power of shape shifting, it"s so many powers in 1! Also I can control my hair amounts when I shape shift

Rachel7980M8 years ago

Just let your hair grow long become Santa or cousin It...

HenryWong1228 years ago

Cousin Itt.

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Edumyr9 years ago

Shapeshifting. I can control al cells in my body to keep as I want, so hair doesn't grow, also can turn into amazing animals and objects.

Kainoa Cook12 years ago

uhm shapeshifting? then i could just shapeshift the hair away

Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

So basically you become Jesus

BrianSteward7 years ago

He did have gender and sex, he was a male

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Christina Pointer12 years ago

One of the superpowers being shapechange? Loophoooles!!

Anthony Bazzell Lemus12 years ago

Get any and all superpowers I want but can never shave again? Sign me the fuck up!

Lucasbrabox3 years ago

Time Manipulation and go to a universe where this Rule doenst exist my friends

GeneralMontgomery8 years ago

Superpower I"d to be able to cut hair

ArchDestroyer9 years ago

hah! I grow body hair very slowly... except the hair on my head grows fast. :(

AutisticJedi9 years ago

It says powers. Plural. Choose all the powers you want as long as you also choose hair control

yukkikatsuki10 years ago

If all else fails wax

Cuaroz8 years ago

I can't. That"s why I get a barber to do it. Problem solved.

Sir Wivel9 years ago

Infinite Super Powers? One is to controll the Lenght of my hair.

Jordan Melanson12 years ago

If so, have the power to only grow hair where I want it to, then any others of my choice.

Feminist7 years ago

Heck yaaaa why should I shave anyway XD plus one of your powers could Ben hair

zababa9 years ago

didn't care about my pubes anyway

RaffaA1810 years ago

No downside if I pick shape shifting.

GoldenGecko8 years ago

Beard man to the rescue

ControlExcept7679 years ago

"you get super power's' of your choice" I can have a power for cutting hair. Then have my other powers. LOOPHOLE!

Amaya Eckersley12 years ago

Selective invisibility so you can make your hair invisible and make people insane because they can't see it but they feel it.

Foxtress5 years ago

OK I don't really cut my hair anyways. I"d say, the power to be invisable, to turn into any animal you want, to fly, teleportation and too convince anyone anything