Will You Press The Button?

BrotherOats2 months ago

It’s fine because it said “another person” it never said I can’t still touch myself ;)

Maharid6 months ago

I CAN touch a person, it will not be a person again after. But i'd say no, without a swith-off or something to prevent it i will make myself gold in a few minute.

SICKlast year

The gold and the diamonds will make you rich.But if you cannot touch what you want.obviously I won't

Appalachian8 years ago

Technically we’re never touching anything scientifically.

GamingPlanet9 years ago

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Rhinorulz8 years ago

Scientifically you have NEVER touched anything other than your father"s sperm. It is physically impossible to have no space between two objects, as they would end up being the same object.

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LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

King Midas anybody?

P78 years ago

ME MIDAS!?

NinjaGarz9 years ago

Do I get wash it off in a river then get donkey ears too?

P78 years ago

Itachi Uchiha, is that you?

Bence85prof8 years ago

I don t touch them, they touch me

AlexForslund7 years ago

Well of you stand om the grund woulden't the Earth turn into a Golfen Globe..

AlexForslund7 years ago

I meant tog say Gold Globe

DecentDoe7 years ago

This will stop peoflies

Leone Zeka12 years ago

doesnt say my dick cant touch another person either way you can jus war gloves.

Adri13sall2 years ago

Smart

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ArKade477 years ago

How would you wear clothes? Also, Midas reference.

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Midas

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

u nvr touch anything ever...

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

thx vsauce video

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The_Explorer8 years ago

First comes the blessing of all that you"ve dreamed, But then comes the curses of diamonds and rings. Only at first did it have its appeal, but now you can't tell the false from the real.

DotStar8 years ago

OMG IMAGINE FOR LIFEEEE

Codenamefirestarter 9 years ago

I don't want to suffocate from lack of air so I'm good

Lamvbk9 years ago

I cant touch my junk so no

Lilydream097 years ago

Labvbk you a weirdo

Luis Ryukizi12 years ago

This story sounds familiar...

popdo692 years ago

Cough Midis touch Cough Cough Is a curse Cough Cough(worth it)

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DedicatedMeatLover2 years ago

hire gold diggers to feed you , simple

Cama9 years ago

Just wear gloves

Starslinger8 years ago

*cough cough* Midas *cough cough*

special_sauce9810 years ago

Someone annoys you *poke*

Izzi Kamukura9 years ago

Wear gloves or get so much money and have a machine that does all the things a normal hand does? So everyone who did pressed the button aren't stupid, they just thought about it more than you.

R2r9 years ago

Midas Touch

thephoneguy8 years ago

that would mean that if you touch your house it will become diamonds or gold

Niklas Leeuwin12 years ago

i want to touch some people with and turn them to gold.

zerker9 years ago

ok another peson does that meaan if anything i tuoch is gold i cant tuoch my self plus i walways tuoch my self even if you flat out

YovanW5 years ago

If u use glove, techinically u didnt touch them but u help gloves to touch them

hellcat577 years ago

what if you use a condom

lizardbarf12710 years ago

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Hulk64188 years ago

Prosthetic hands. Problem solved.

Alekseisem049 years ago

The king medaies that is this story the fucking king medaies

AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago

Another cancerous comment"s section.

Pokemaster10 years ago

Okay then.

JamesJay9 years ago

Full body condom

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Anything? As in food and drinks? NAW FAM IM OUT

Steamchells10 years ago

King Midas Syndrome

danolanx4344 years ago

That means u can't go on this website.

Tonto el que lo lea9 years ago

i live like in frozen with gloves

SomeoneRandom9 years ago

Gloves, and all that, no?

ignitedrik7 years ago

Midas TOUCH!!!!

Kayanna9 years ago

I pressed cause you can be amazingly happy alone

AmandaAnn8 years ago

There are 2 bad sides. You can't eat hand food for the rest of you"re life (pizza, tacos etc) 2. You can never hug you"re dying grandma or anyone else.