U mean this shit piece dilemma was chosen and not mine?
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Nova_ten9 years ago
Sure, i'll take free sin protection, one less type of sin to stop!
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm123456789010 years ago
win win
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Lostfeather23710 years ago
I Must Not Tell Lies
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REDcookieAli10 years ago
You could just avoid telling the entire truth or tell it in mysterious ways.
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Vylette_1310 years ago
Mom:Honey where were you
Daughter: oh erm having sex with Jordan.....
WTF no
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Babes10 years ago
Sure, I'll click it! friend: Hey what do you think of my drawing? Me: ITS UGLY KILL IT Okay maybe I won't click it
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Thosa10 years ago
What about half tuths? Technicaly speaking I'm ONLY saying the truth...just not all of it
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Connor William Hilarides13 years ago
If you're omniscient, you probably wouldn't need to tell a lie. And only being able to tell the truth would make people trust you more.
TeamAwesomeness9 years ago
um,false. if the only thing you"re physically able to tell is the truth,then no one will believe you. ask cassandra.
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Keyshawn Garraway13 years ago
I don't lie, I just choose what I share.
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Elana Clare Smith13 years ago
say: "that's classified"
TheDoomcard109 years ago
That"s a lie though.
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Vance Thomas13 years ago
Where Is The Downside?
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Shanley Shoupe-Brommer13 years ago
sometimes you dont want to know the truth, and a lie is something as simple as," how are you" "good" when really youre just meh but you dont want to make a poopy convorsation
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Annah Enjoli13 years ago
Who needs to lie anyway, if people can't accept the truth, f*ck em'
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SiamesePhoenixlast year
Half truth, jesture, sarcasm, misdirected truth, or riddle?
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deathloler11 years ago
why tell a lie when you know every thing?
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chipster189 years ago
I am a Capricorn, I am already a human lie detector.
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Michael Dailey13 years ago
so the only thing I'll gain is a downside?
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
Sometimes I wish i could do that.I'm actually trying.I've meade a deal with myself.
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fitetoon11 years ago
"How did you know I was lying?"
"Its a superpower of some sort that I got from pressing a button"
*gets locked up and tested on*
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wolfanon610 years ago
fuck yeah, no downside on this!
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Edwardonut_the_goofer7 years ago
Oh no. Cant do this I lie alot. If I didnt id be in the hospital
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Sayaka maizono10 years ago
OMFG I become Makoto Niagi. 'There's no way ***** killed *******.(spoiler free)
'No that's wrong
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loolo5432111 years ago
I already do this
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Jjgfjhtuhgf8 years ago
You shouldnt lie anyway cause if someone found out they wpuld be 60 percent madder than if you just told the truth so i am pressing it
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18mlivingston12 years ago
I can already do that.
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The rrod11 years ago
I will press it
Lol
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Thechaoticwasp9 years ago
its contradicts its self
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Miracle10 years ago
If you could tell if someone is lying you would know so much stuff you wouldn't want to
chipster189 years ago
The good thing about me, I'm a Capricorn. I am a human lie detector already!
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plazmafighter10 years ago
IF YOU CANT TELL SOMEONE THE TRUTH EITHER BEND THE TRUTH OR JUST DONT SAY ANYTHING
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AshTheBiEnby5 years ago
thank god i never speak lmao
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JoseB383911 years ago
not pushing it i need to be able to lie
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MOnster10111 years ago
And when i say that i'm lieing
Loophole
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bucky_barnes8 years ago
slam this onto the Russo brothers and ask them if bucky Loki and Peter come back in avengers 4 PROBLEM SOLVED
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theatre_chick11 years ago
I'm already horrible at lying anyways, so no real downside.
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GlutNy9 years ago
Already can't
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Eren Jaeger12 years ago
HUEHUEHUEHUE
TITAAAANS CANT LIE TO ME NOW!!!
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Anonymas ninja10 years ago
I only lose i lie too much
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Theskellibros11 years ago
'writes in red ink' THIS PEN IS...BL...RRRREEEEEEEDDDDDD.
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
Also,I can already tell when people lie to me.Especially if I know them very well..
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee10 months ago
I can just make up an obscure technicality and I wont technically be lying.
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lovey82611 years ago
but then everyone would know who my crush is, and about my secret dreams i have when i sleep, even tho i cant control the dreams i have in my sleep
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Carry-on-Castiel9 years ago
We didn’t lie. We just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.
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