You become a world renowned artist and your paintings will be passed on for generations to come.
but
You are slightly crazy and chop your own ear off.
I will not

skittledragon last year
dude, I like my ears

Cattails 2 years ago
Beethoven?

forevermelody last year
no,is van Gogh

Kenneth Troy Alexander Caswell-Steffman 13 years ago
Van Gogh. I wanna be mentioned in a Doctor Who episode. End of discussion.

AF 9 years ago
Van Gogh didn't live to see himself becoming famous. He was poor, and only sold, like, 3 paintings in his life.
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AlyssaIvanov 11 years ago
Van Gogh reference... Too bad that he wasn't who choped his ear of...

TheShock 11 years ago
If I'm an artist, I'll just paint my ear back!

Ur mama 11 years ago
That's not how it works

RobloxMan6729 11 years ago
Surgery would do it!

Jarod Salvador 13 years ago
Shut up and lets gogh

LlamaDrama 8 years ago
This is ART RIGHT HERE
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TehSatiricalBastard 11 years ago
My name's already Van, this would be awesome

Neyrena 9 years ago
Dammit moon moon
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KYLO REN 11 years ago
Van Gogh actually lost that ear in a fight...but whatever...

MarekC 4 years ago
Not quite. He was in an argument with an artist he disliked, and in a fit of rage he cut his earlobe off.

Robob 9 years ago
There is no proof that he cut off his own ear Most people think that another artist cut off his ear with a sword

Albertstuff 9 years ago
Let Gogh pun intended

Leah_770 9 years ago
So a guy named "your own ear off" is going on one of my favorite cooking show called chopped, and he"s going to lose?

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Stop those ridiculous stupid loopholes
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me23 9 years ago
van gogh didn't cut his ear off his friend did and van gogh took the blame

EmilyZhang 9 years ago
Hey can somebody chop off my ear

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago
Good thing I pressed a button that said I could never feel physical pain!

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
But I will have painted my sunflowers for Amy!

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago
I still have another ear so... no downside!

ChunkyRaguYT 10 years ago
I will not turn into Vincent Van Gogh

Memeber 10 years ago
Van gou ghuck yourself.

HulkTheHero 10 years ago
I like my ears, thank you

Lauren Bronder 13 years ago
Do I get the meet the doctor and Amy? Cause i'm ok with this.

Marli Watson 13 years ago
lots whovian much faith in humanity wow many feels

Lauren Sanchez 13 years ago
VAN GOGH! Yes please, can I see the doctor and meet Amy Pond, too?

Brendan Reguera 13 years ago
Doesn't matter, met the doctor

William Bishop 13 years ago
I'd become more sane at the price of an ear. Honestly, I'd chop off the other one and put in Elf ears.

lexihyral 10 years ago
dammit.

BBQ 11 years ago
50\\\\50 damn

MajorMercury 6 years ago
It"s not gonna pain if im Crazy right?

Warren Gardiner 13 years ago
So you become Van Gough but get recognised within your own lifetime? Deal.

mayhem_2021 10 years ago
Lol at least ill be a good artist XD

catgod56 11 years ago
I don't care about ol' lefty

Another Lesson In Hate 11 years ago
I'm not an art person.

Hyltran 4 years ago
I’m already crazy 😜

read this comment you scrub 11 years ago
I did not press it because i think that vincent was ginger :/

Firestorm 9 years ago
But then again you can come up with a SICK story like "I was with my ex girlfriend a couple years ago when we were still dating and this guy stole her purse and I had to go and fight him. He chopped of my ear." But then again it"s basically cutting yoursel... [Show full comment]

GoGrangerGirl45 8 years ago
I prefer writing

Yi-Ying Lu 13 years ago
Slightly... well aren't we all?

katiepie758 10 years ago
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Kyle06 11 years ago
Doesn't work, very annoying, STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!

Anika 10 years ago
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Robob 9 years ago
I ain't reading all that! Describe it in one sentence!
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Stap 9 years ago
Isn't that what Picasso did?

chrisbaez 11 years ago
I don't like painting

Awoken 9 years ago
So, ill be basically van goah

bronydog 10 years ago
ear prosthetic

Talma 9 years ago
Cover it with ur hair!

Reaper1381 11 years ago
But with technology now you can have it put back on.

OwO_guy 6 years ago
Sounds familiar...

Andrew Marinelli 12 years ago
48% of people are Van Gogh posers....

Pinkuniverse65 11 years ago
Why would anyone want to chop there own ear off exactly

Albertstuff 9 years ago
*gough
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