Will You Press The Button?

sobbergrinchlast year

net positive bruh

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago

I can achieve my life long dream of becoming an Angry Short Person™

Leah_7708 years ago

That is the best thing I"ve heard all day here take your like xD.

Roaryboy9 years ago

I'm already quite tall, so I can spare a few more inches then the Fullmetal Alchemist

AlexBrown7 years ago

2 things, first, I WANNA be short, second I GAIN 10 IQ POINTS? YAss please

Timpan7 years ago

I dont really care about 10 iq

Timpan7 years ago

@Kingkappa no u

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Trouble6668 years ago

The question is, what happens once you reach less than 3 inches?

mati60497 years ago

you gain negative height and live in the ground

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MissBliss5 years ago

Holy frick, I want to be shorter and smarter... this is fantastic

Narutoforever9 years ago

I could just grow the inches back

Elijah Ray12 years ago

edward elric FTW

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah3 years ago

edward spent all his height on intelegence

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valeriejam AJ9 years ago

why not ;)

CCthecat9 years ago

Im like 157cm...MINUS ANOTHER 7 CM!? NUUUUUUUU (dont judge im chinese)

UltraHyper9 years ago

I'm still growing so yeah... WIN

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago

I'm 6'3" and 14, I've got a few years to grow back to that if not more.

GamingSimon9 years ago

I grew 1 meter between 12-14 and now is 6'3. Not sure about that one. but good luck

Facundo Cristin12 years ago

*presses compulsively, becomes midget un-blue MegaMind*

Serena Msin12 years ago

this one is good!..intelligence vs look...

Dawn Smith12 years ago

at 5'1", i don't think another 3 inches would matter.

GamingSimon9 years ago

Im 6'3 cx

Bodie Mitchell12 years ago

i would be 6 foot and im still growing

Kim Norberg12 years ago

My IQ isn't that low really! And I would like to get taller! 171 is not enough!

Tabatha Teri Summers12 years ago

I don't really believe IQ is a proper measurement of every individual's capabilities so I really don't care about that part, but YES MAKE ME SHORTER PLEASE!

Venyos7 years ago

goodness no, I'm already too short!!

Infinitarian9 years ago

What's the downside? Being tall makes you age faster, being smart makes you better at just about everything.

CR7RMA8 years ago

Jokes on u I don't needal any more points

CowboySealMan9 years ago

One of the many upsides of being tall...

Zadeck2 years ago

simples, aperto e com meu novo "QI" descubro como ficar com a mesma altura fazendo que apenas meu "QI' almente

GarrEngie9 years ago

I dont even know my IQ so whats the point?

billy11789 years ago

where is the down side

Robstruck158 years ago

Who cares how tall I am?

GreenDog310 years ago

I got this twice. I still dont regret anything

Cool_Boi164 years ago

Sans

Frozenlove1019 years ago

im already short and smart

StoredAlmond9437 years ago

Loophole: They never said you lose 3 inches of height permanently, so yay free IQ points! Yoink! Mine now!

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Why would I want this? I like being tall.

Sant10 years ago

im becoming a titan. screw iq, i dont know how to climb a giant wall anyways.

HoneyComb5 years ago

I'm not pressing it and become a fricking bacteria

capncreeper9 years ago

Im to short, it would be unhealthy

TheAnimefreak7 years ago

i m 7"1" win win

Shitty Sauce9 years ago

Not bad being short.

Kingkappa7 years ago

Who didn't click this? I would give every inch I could until I was being damaged from it, aka probably like 2 feet. If only once then wtf? Become, you know "the short friend"buy also be a literal genius finally.