Will You Press The Button?

Radioactive Arcade9 years ago

Son, I would buy you an iPhone but the cashier was a fat pervert

Tokimi6 years ago

Lol

hiyouhumans9 years ago

"Yo I'll fuck you for that entire stable of horses"

Lucaribro50110 years ago

I will change my name to Danny sexbang.

Tman61529 years ago

10/10 best ross impersonator

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Jonan4tor9 years ago

What's the downside?

ThePaulDude4 years ago

STDs

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Ellisboy22310 years ago

so i get a Bugatti by having sex? HELL YA!!

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

I've driven a bugatti and you will die. It doesn't turn well

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

this would change where you shop. and how much you spend on everything......

Dannybionic3 years ago

Yeah now I would go to the Sainsbury"s local by my house and go on massive spending sprees

Rae Ickler12 years ago

but just imagine though "i'll give you a blowjob for this piece of gum"

Babes8 years ago

I'll give you -train goes by- for that gum after you"ve chewed it.

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beandaddyo9 years ago

If I'm the most talent and famous lover, that makes me the richest man in the world!

Pantelope7 years ago

I want some mcdonalds

Dannybionic3 years ago

Wrong I think a McDonald"s is worth a blowjob and/or a good handjob

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xXxGirxXx11 years ago

So just a little bit like Finnick Odair?

StormyAnne7 years ago

I FUCKING LOVE YOU NOW!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU UNDERSTAND MY MIND!!!!!!!!!

OverSpn9 years ago

We can do anal if you can give me a kitten. Aight, let's do it in the back

xilemile1239 years ago

i would only buy things from girls

Dannybionic3 years ago

Smort

Asraaw9 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

Jackson Waite12 years ago

Hire a hot maid to do all of your shopping

DJ Duck9 years ago

XD U WON THE INTERNET

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DomZ1278 years ago

Win/win.

Jaraskur8 years ago

Just buy thinks from sexy persons ... How would you pay a whore ? 🤔

Tokimi6 years ago

You would have to do it with them twice LOL

Supersamurai9998 years ago

What if you are a boy

coycoymonkey5549 years ago

Umm I'm 12 so what will this do for me?

YellowCandy84322 years ago

same

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Ryan Cadd12 years ago

Only buy things from sexy people.

Axlar Overkill12 years ago

Guys, don't you realize that this would make getting ridiculously expensive things easy? I mean, you could get an entire mansion for a blowjob. A yacht. Fund any project just by giving blowjobs. Dude. This would be very useful.

Francesco Tessarin12 years ago

what's the problem :D im ready

Wafflez R Life9 years ago

Dude if all I had to do was give a bunch of bj's to get a mansion, an iPhone, or pretty much anything I want then I'm up for it

CoolJerry69last year

i hope i don't run into any asexual cashiers, eeyikes!

Trevor Craft12 years ago

ron jermey

Savage950006 years ago

Just buy from hot ladies problem solved

pink sheep9 years ago

What if it's a guy buying something from a guy That would be mesed up

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Unless you're gay

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE10 years ago

You are the most lover of all times+if you wanna sex is for free+ free things+ ALL HOT CHICKS WANT SUCK YOUR DICK FOR FREE= no 1 no 2 no 3 but 4 FUCKING WINS IT ISNT A DILEMMA ITS A MIRACOLE

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

FUCK DIS SPAM10 years ago

Just fuck you!

DDC0378 years ago

What if you get a whore?

mayb208 years ago

ill wink at you suductivly if you give me (insert thing here)

Klarix9 years ago

Damn,is this some porn plot?

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

most likely

IslaMackenzie14 years ago

So, your telling me i"m getting a lambo if i fuck you? HELL YES I"LL FUCK YOU FOR YEARS!

WhyNot10 years ago

There are to many wais around it

MidnightWidow877 years ago

Now this is just getting gross...

Cap9 years ago

Hahahahaha why just why just why

abluedue10 years ago

I'll just buy from attractive people.

DerpyDoesDerp9 years ago

... Buy things of sexy people of course... infact id buy stuff more often

Tokimi6 years ago

Meh I'll just settle it with handjobs -_-

pink sheep9 years ago

Lol

ChubbyWaffle2210 years ago

Ya install win only downside other guys or if ladies other ladies.

VesHeil9 years ago

In a world where you can only pay for anything with sex, you can buy anything with sex, so, you could just hire a top dollar sexy maid/butler to go out and buy things for you. Pay them in sex, send them out to shop, done deal. You get all the fame and fun without having to sex up random cashiers.