Will You Press The Button?

Radioactive Arcade 11 years ago

Son, I would buy you an iPhone but the cashier was a fat pervert

Tokimi 7 years ago

Lol

hiyouhumans 11 years ago

"Yo I'll fuck you for that entire stable of horses"

Lucaribro501 11 years ago

I will change my name to Danny sexbang.

Tman6152 10 years ago

10/10 best ross impersonator

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Jonan4tor 11 years ago

What's the downside?

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

STDs

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Ellisboy223 11 years ago

so i get a Bugatti by having sex? HELL YA!!

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 10 years ago

I've driven a bugatti and you will die. It doesn't turn well

Rae Ickler 13 years ago

but just imagine though "i'll give you a blowjob for this piece of gum"

Babes 10 years ago

I'll give you -train goes by- for that gum after you"ve chewed it.

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Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

this would change where you shop. and how much you spend on everything......

Dannybionic 4 years ago

Yeah now I would go to the Sainsbury"s local by my house and go on massive spending sprees

beandaddyo 10 years ago

If I'm the most talent and famous lover, that makes me the richest man in the world!

Pantelope 8 years ago

I want some mcdonalds

Dannybionic 4 years ago

Wrong I think a McDonald"s is worth a blowjob and/or a good handjob

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xXxGirxXx 12 years ago

So just a little bit like Finnick Odair?

StormyAnne 8 years ago

I FUCKING LOVE YOU NOW!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU UNDERSTAND MY MIND!!!!!!!!!

OverSpn 10 years ago

We can do anal if you can give me a kitten. Aight, let's do it in the back

xilemile123 10 years ago

i would only buy things from girls

Dannybionic 4 years ago

Smort

Jackson Waite 13 years ago

Hire a hot maid to do all of your shopping

DJ Duck 10 years ago

XD U WON THE INTERNET

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Asraaw 11 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

DomZ127 9 years ago

Win/win.

Jaraskur 9 years ago

Just buy thinks from sexy persons ... How would you pay a whore ? 🤔

Tokimi 7 years ago

You would have to do it with them twice LOL

Supersamurai999 10 years ago

What if you are a boy

coycoymonkey554 10 years ago

Umm I'm 12 so what will this do for me?

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

same

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Ryan Cadd 13 years ago

Only buy things from sexy people.

Francesco Tessarin 13 years ago

what's the problem :D im ready

Axlar Overkill 13 years ago

Guys, don't you realize that this would make getting ridiculously expensive things easy? I mean, you could get an entire mansion for a blowjob. A yacht. Fund any project just by giving blowjobs. Dude. This would be very useful.

Tokimi 7 years ago

Meh I'll just settle it with handjobs -_-

pink sheep 10 years ago

Lol

ChubbyWaffle22 11 years ago

Ya install win only downside other guys or if ladies other ladies.

VesHeil 11 years ago

In a world where you can only pay for anything with sex, you can buy anything with sex, so, you could just hire a top dollar sexy maid/butler to go out and buy things for you. Pay them in sex, send them out to shop, done deal. You get all the fame and fun without having to sex up random cashiers.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

predictable too. because if you're a straight guy and theres no women at the counter you probably won't do it.

Onone 11 years ago

Send my partner out to buy things for me

ellieshmana2point0 9 years ago

to me it depends what gender you"re buying from.

Night Cat 11 years ago

Both the upside and the downside already describe me perfectly.

Victrix-MortalisYT 9 years ago

Lol your pfp tho

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Otaku_Scream 11 years ago

I'll blow ya for a ps4 and a bunch of games. "DEAL!"

Sepriolus 5 years ago

What about buying games digitally? Do I post smut or what?

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

*programs online sex game*

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Pyruxia 12 years ago

Ew fuck no

li'l David 11 years ago

Banging people instead of paying? YES.

li'l David 11 years ago

...I'm such a perv...

je_m_appelle_Anastasia 2 years ago

Который раз я это пишу...... А МИНУСЫ БУДУТ?🧐 Меня всё устраивает

kauapnhr 10 years ago

Sure id give a blowjob and free anal just for food and stuff

lakotabebebe 7 years ago

Unlimited sex, being able to donate all my money that I earn, AND being famous? What more could I want??

galolo 10 years ago

downfall? xD

Jordan l 11 years ago

Ehhh free stuff

WheatleyWheaties 11 years ago

I'll just give the clerk a Dildo and take all the Dr. Pepper

JorineClarisseVivoGamac 9 years ago

I"M FREE WITH SEX XD

MidnightWidow87 9 years ago

Ur desisting

Frankyboy 12 years ago

need to find the right shops ...

OtterMemes 9 years ago

53% need to kill themselves

Willo2ty 11 years ago

Me:Oh I'll give you sex for this exbox!shopkeeper: ewwww no way!

Epicbassdrop 11 years ago

Then all you have to do oral to get into faze clan. Fuck it m8

pudim_cosmico 4 years ago

E HOJI QUE PERCO MINHA VIRGIDADE :>

Kieran Lawrence 13 years ago

As long as they wash beforehand, I'm okay with it :)

Dave_Of_Russia 8 years ago

Time to suck a lot of dick

Really 11 years ago

What if theres someone hot

TheSedentaryGamer 11 years ago

I Dont wanna fuck the gas station clerk fro a Hershy's bar....

ShelbyTheYandere 11 years ago

Eh, idk.

meatloave 2 years ago

I would press this only if the only people I would ever buy stuff from would be beautiful women.

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