Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

There are many buttons where the downside is actually a direct/indirect consequence of the upside (most commonly, “you become immortal but you will watch your loved ones die/float in the cold vacuum of space”). This is one of those buttons where the reverse is the case.

thisisminenow9 years ago

You don't need to destroy humanity to get rid of the patriarchy. It's a lot easier than that. Here, I'll show you ... oh look, no patriarchy

Ktulu17018 years ago

If there"s a patriarchy women wouldn't be able to speak freely about the "rights they don't have" or have as many different roles in different jobs/businesses. If you want to see real sexism, go to the middle East where women have acid poured on their face...[Show full comment]

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Omegus8 years ago

LOOPHOLE: According to feminism, gender is simply a social construct. If that IS true, females ARE males, and males ARE females. Therefore, one gender is abusing itself, and there IS no patriarchy.

Omegus8 years ago

...which means the human race cannot end.

GhostGirl6279 years ago

Finally, something that can get rid of humans!

TheRealDealDean6 years ago

Distruction of nonexistent construct (anymore) to end Humanity? Hell no!

Chez38 years ago

What patriarchy? Oh! You mean that thing that doesn't exist!

Good_Shepherd9 years ago

Patriarchy already doesn't exist sooooo, theres no need to push the button.

Dantheman107 years ago

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Yensy Polanco12 years ago

i see no down side

RedHotDanger4 years ago

Down with the human race!

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dragonbornkiller9097 years ago

What patriarchy

JosephChambers7 years ago

lonely pizza is ULTRON! JUST KIDDING

LoLsaur3347 years ago

How canu destroy something that doesn't exist???

Zack_zack7 years ago

There is no fucking patriarchy

JP Sands12 years ago

"Sniff" I smell feminist hyenas.... "Sniff"

boooiiii4 years ago

*sniff* *sniff* I smell a long dead necro thread

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getsherket5008 years ago

end of humans=no good

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

The human race is terrible! We are destroying the world instead of helping everything alive! >B)

EastonPolnick8 years ago

It doesnt specify when the human race will die, so it could be in 1 billion years, ahhh the loopholes

Engieneer9008 years ago

Potato.

flamber8 years ago

I get to end all human life? YES

Danger-Noodle8 years ago

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LuciferIsMySpiritAnimal8 years ago

But what if I tell you I pressed the button to end the human race?

Tumlet8 years ago

Chose to press because of the supposing downside

PhoenixAshes9 years ago

What is patriarchy?

christian W9 years ago

EXTERMINATE EXTERMENATE!

LegonTW9 years ago

Who wrote this? A feminist 50 shades fan ?

MyNameJeff10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

🖕

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Veris Marock12 years ago

I WILL BURN THE PATRIARCHY TO THE GROUND AND RULE OVER WOMAN KI-...wait a minute...

The-yogohero7 years ago

Lol

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Christian Exerath Crowley12 years ago

i hated the human race anyway.

Savage549 years ago

I did not

nooramin949 years ago

feminist will press the button

ForeverRedstone10 years ago

i see no downside.

AlienQueen7 years ago

This means I live. I am an alien at my school.

gamrejess135979 years ago

kill all humans

Lavacoal1239 years ago

I see no upside. Doesn't matter if we all die.

wygf829last year

Destruction of patriarchy will actually cause the end of human race even without the help of the buttom.

William Houston12 years ago

Fuck that I want to live!!!!!

sintrix9 years ago

No one has a place... i dont you dont... no one cares they lie....

PotatoShark158 years ago

Uhh downside?

ChAos_MaStTa7 years ago

What if we all turn into cyborgs? We’re not human anymore.

Phantom Presses Buttons9 years ago

IM TRIGGERED¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Tom10 years ago

8580 feminists... wow....

dudeguy10 years ago

who would have won the human race in the end? does using cars or other vehicles count?

PokerfaceCat8 years ago

When will the human race end, though? Maybe it ends after 100000000000000 years pass, and we can live a better life for 100000000000000 years.

Htj1084 years ago

i think Eren Yeager made this one.

Danny LeÃ³n12 years ago

There is no downside. Destruction of patriarchy AND end of human race?

AnytaRoel8 years ago

Since the patriarchy doesn't exist I'm just saying yes for killing everyone.

JjButtonBoi8 years ago

And yourself

Warrior1019 years ago

At least I'll go to heaven.

Warrior1019 years ago

Why is there a rn there?

Yumi_chan279 years ago

Patriarchy don't even exist in the first place

Bish-pls7 years ago

Thank god I’m not human then!

lol10 years ago

STOP DOING THIS ITS FAKE I TRIED:DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten ...[Show full comment]

person#110 years ago

Wait u actually tried it

rugratboy7 years ago

even if we die people think its better for the world yet with everything we made the world will die sense every job will be empty so everything toxic nuclear or anything dangerous will get out of control and end the world so end one thing and destroy the w...[Show full comment]

Dinorex Drago9 years ago

Humans must die

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