Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

There are many buttons where the downside is actually a direct/indirect consequence of the upside (most commonly, “you become immortal but you will watch your loved ones die/float in the cold vacuum of space”). This is one of those buttons where the reverse is the case.

thisisminenow9 years ago

You don't need to destroy humanity to get rid of the patriarchy. It's a lot easier than that. Here, I'll show you ... oh look, no patriarchy

Ktulu17018 years ago

If there"s a patriarchy women wouldn't be able to speak freely about the "rights they don't have" or have as many different roles in different jobs/businesses. If you want to see real sexism, go to the middle East where women have acid poured on their face...[Show full comment]

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Omegus8 years ago

LOOPHOLE: According to feminism, gender is simply a social construct. If that IS true, females ARE males, and males ARE females. Therefore, one gender is abusing itself, and there IS no patriarchy.

Omegus8 years ago

...which means the human race cannot end.

GhostGirl6279 years ago

Finally, something that can get rid of humans!

TheRealDealDean6 years ago

Distruction of nonexistent construct (anymore) to end Humanity? Hell no!

Chez38 years ago

What patriarchy? Oh! You mean that thing that doesn't exist!

Good_Shepherd9 years ago

Patriarchy already doesn't exist sooooo, theres no need to push the button.

Dantheman107 years ago

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Yensy Polanco12 years ago

i see no down side

RedHotDanger4 years ago

Down with the human race!

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dragonbornkiller9097 years ago

What patriarchy

JosephChambers7 years ago

lonely pizza is ULTRON! JUST KIDDING

LoLsaur3347 years ago

How canu destroy something that doesn't exist???

Zack_zack7 years ago

There is no fucking patriarchy

getsherket5008 years ago

end of humans=no good

JP Sands12 years ago

"Sniff" I smell feminist hyenas.... "Sniff"

boooiiii3 years ago

*sniff* *sniff* I smell a long dead necro thread

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Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

The human race is terrible! We are destroying the world instead of helping everything alive! >B)

EastonPolnick8 years ago

It doesnt specify when the human race will die, so it could be in 1 billion years, ahhh the loopholes

Engieneer9008 years ago

Potato.

flamber8 years ago

I get to end all human life? YES

Danger-Noodle8 years ago

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LuciferIsMySpiritAnimal8 years ago

But what if I tell you I pressed the button to end the human race?

Tumlet8 years ago

Chose to press because of the supposing downside

PhoenixAshes9 years ago

What is patriarchy?

christian W9 years ago

EXTERMINATE EXTERMENATE!

LegonTW9 years ago

Who wrote this? A feminist 50 shades fan ?

MyNameJeff10 years ago

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GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

🖕

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Veris Marock12 years ago

I WILL BURN THE PATRIARCHY TO THE GROUND AND RULE OVER WOMAN KI-...wait a minute...

The-yogohero7 years ago

Lol

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Christian Exerath Crowley12 years ago

i hated the human race anyway.

Fuckoffmate8 years ago

I smell chromosomes

dolphinlover6099 years ago

what is the point of ending this if no people exist anymore?

L2Hax136 years ago

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Szymon Arabas12 years ago

Kinda defeats the purpose...

vbr9 years ago

anyway if if you kill the human race patriarchy ends because WOULD NOT HUMANS

Squidgymule62079 years ago

Mwahahahahahahaha

JjButtonBoi7 years ago

But your a human to so you would die to...

Intellectual Donkey9 years ago

What's the fucking point? I want to rule the world not kill all of humanity.

Tyrrano9 years ago

Just turn into animatronics before you push button

cybro9744 years ago

Choosing end of human race is the best option cuz that means you can sit out on your lawn chair and watch has the world burns down around you knowing it"s because of you pressing a button.