You have an unbreakable iPhone that gets better and better the longer you have it.
but
You cannot change phones. Your iPhone is permanently stuck on the loud setting with the most annoying ringtone possible.
I will not

Hitler-II 2 years ago
I'll tie it to my tank

toomt 4 months ago
Why are you named Hitler 2?

Maharid 3 years ago
The downside is not so bad and the upside, "indestructible and it get a better phone with thime" are extremely good, plus it's completely free, it will be the only possibility i get an iPhone or i will stuck with Android forever.

Maleficent Marceline 12 years ago
wait what? iPhone AND I get to piss off everyone I know? Wheres the downside?

KittensRule9000 5 years ago
demon lol
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FuckOff1978 11 years ago
I have an android

InaaneSanity 9 years ago
Android are the freaking best Ps i wrote this on my android 😇
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autocar66 10 years ago
F iPhone go Samsung!!!!!

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Nah man Alcatel for life baby
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Aaron Green 13 years ago
Android is master race

Bruhbruh2738 4 years ago
Bruh are you there ?
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Basketball-queen 9 years ago
1) Androids suck 2) put it on silent 3) there is no loud setting… It’s called volume 4) you’re good,no downside

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
WATATATATTATATTATATTAATTATTATATTATATTATATTATATT!!!! hang on I got to take this. *sigh*

Siber 9 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Show full comment]

Blockman350 9 years ago
Well seeing as "the loud setting" doesn't exist, I'm fine.

AsrielHero 9 years ago
Honestly, I have that. Funtime Freddy"s "Oh, Birthday Boy!" plus Funtime Foxy"s scream four seconds later is obnoxious, but great.

Chasedog5 10 years ago
I LOVE IPHONE WUTS THE DOWN SIDE

connermckay 9 years ago
The fact that it"s an iPhone

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
if it gets better, it will eventually improve so that it has a better ringtone and changeable volume.

Camiflage 10 years ago
Jomama, But that completely contradicts the improvement part then!
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Thomas Scheer 13 years ago
i'd probably change it to the most annoying ringtone possible anyway

Ella van Zanen 13 years ago
NOPE. Hated the iPhone anyhow.

Growlithe Neinty Nein 13 years ago
It gets better the longer you have it? Imagine what you could do with it 20 years later!

connermckay 9 years ago
If you were smart you could buy an Android

Otinelis Iancu 13 years ago
So... Sherlock's phone. Except you CAN'T change it instead of refusing to change it.

MathLordConrad last year
Just don't make alarms

Rileylovesanime5 10 years ago
If it gets better and better then the charge should go up right

DrLinnerd 8 years ago
So every white suburban mom ever?

xcassie_xox 11 years ago
NOPE ANDROID FOREVER!

Aaron12998 9 years ago
I get an an Iphone? *instantly smashes Do Not*

ej0234 12 years ago
Amazing. Fuck other people, I can be annoying.

Yolo001 9 years ago
It said nothing bout not changing sounds or ribgtonte it just ssid bi xd agihf fophobws

cococrzy 11 years ago
Nah I'm good with my Android phones.

cyrussmith 10 years ago
I'll never miss a call ever again and the thing upgrades itself where"s the bad side

no_name_ 2 years ago
Pick android not iphone

Doge420 10 years ago
I use emal any way

CherishKitty 10 years ago
Yay so I can annoy people with my obnoxious music and ringtones

Mr_Ritz___ 5 years ago
just use head phones

CrazyGamer200200 11 years ago
i'll just put it on silent

MudTail360 11 years ago
Headphones

Solu 6 years ago
No just because I prefer Samsung

Chickenmaster 11 years ago
But it keeps getting better so I would own it for 5yrs then use it and it would stop the ring tone and stuff right?

BawbRaws 9 years ago
I just turn it off whenever I don't want other to hear. Or I can forward all calls to voicemail, and call people back all the time.

Fnaaf 11 years ago
I can have it and have my tablet

BlackRazer 10 years ago
Android 4 dayz

scgscratch 12 years ago
Oh, get a real Android! DOWN WITH SAMSUNG! DOWN WITH GALAXY!

Americanwolf 2 years ago
Do not disturb:...

Myowndamnprofile 10 years ago
just make a case that blocks out the sound, but you can still hear

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago
I already have a annoying ringtone https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3eAlm5JU5UQ

Myuu 11 years ago
If it gets better does it become an android?

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Although I cannot change the volume, they forgot to mention anything about the mute button

coledawg 10 years ago
Well you could break the speaker or put duct tape over it or you can kill yourself. The Choices Bysdbnfbw

Daisy1411 9 years ago
No one calls me so.... yeah

Demolition_nik 11 years ago
As long it's not Justin Bieber...

The-PC-Gamer 10 years ago
I picture that as super loud I play pokemon go everyday also I could make everyone laugh when the ringtone goes off by yelling "SHUT UP PHONE!!!" in the middle of a conversation

Shana Vaid 13 years ago
Moriarty...

Theholymemes 9 years ago
Well time to annoy the neighbors

Damien23 11 years ago
I can just keep the phone on vibrate and I don't mind the sound
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