You have an unbreakable iPhone that gets better and better the longer you have it.
but
You cannot change phones. Your iPhone is permanently stuck on the loud setting with the most annoying ringtone possible.
I will not


Hitler-II8 months ago
I'll tie it to my tank

Maharidlast year
The downside is not so bad and the upside, "indestructible and it get a better phone with thime" are extremely good, plus it's completely free, it will be the only possibility i get an iPhone or i will stuck with Android forever.

Maleficent Marceline11 years ago
wait what? iPhone AND I get to piss off everyone I know? Wheres the downside?

KittensRule90004 years ago
demon lol
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FuckOff19789 years ago
I have an android

InaaneSanity7 years ago
Android are the freaking best Ps i wrote this on my android 😇
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autocar668 years ago
F iPhone go Samsung!!!!!

Dannybionic2 years ago
Nah man Alcatel for life baby
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
WATATATATTATATTATATTAATTATTATATTATATTATATTATATT!!!! hang on I got to take this. *sigh*

Basketball-queen7 years ago
1) Androids suck 2) put it on silent 3) there is no loud setting… It’s called volume 4) you’re good,no downside

Aaron Green12 years ago
Android is master race

Bruhbruh27382 years ago
Bruh are you there ?
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Siber8 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...[Show full comment]

Blockman3508 years ago
Well seeing as "the loud setting" doesn't exist, I'm fine.

AsrielHero8 years ago
Honestly, I have that. Funtime Freddy"s "Oh, Birthday Boy!" plus Funtime Foxy"s scream four seconds later is obnoxious, but great.

Chasedog58 years ago
I LOVE IPHONE WUTS THE DOWN SIDE

connermckay8 years ago
The fact that it"s an iPhone

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
if it gets better, it will eventually improve so that it has a better ringtone and changeable volume.

Camiflage8 years ago
Jomama, But that completely contradicts the improvement part then!
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Thomas Scheer12 years ago
i'd probably change it to the most annoying ringtone possible anyway

Ella van Zanen12 years ago
NOPE. Hated the iPhone anyhow.

Growlithe Neinty Nein12 years ago
It gets better the longer you have it? Imagine what you could do with it 20 years later!

connermckay8 years ago
If you were smart you could buy an Android

Otinelis Iancu12 years ago
So... Sherlock's phone. Except you CAN'T change it instead of refusing to change it.

Demolition_nik 9 years ago
As long it's not Justin Bieber

Kami_sama8 years ago
Never get slapped, bras are easier to take off, and, instead of handjobs, their footjobs. I don't see the problem.

Arreanna Schmude12 years ago
I have the EnV3... I hate touch screens.

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
i won't change phones... i'll just have multiple also never says i can't turn the ringtone off

Reagan Rast9 years ago
I like Samsung and android better anyway.

Creamytoast9 years ago
Iphones suck

Cria_de_Elfo5 years ago
Earphone.

Lofeezy9 years ago
No upside.

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago
Annoying... Nyan cat is annoying, but I still love it!

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago
Or I could just turn the ringer off...

DrummerNeptune9 years ago
APPLE SUCKS FOR PHONES... at least they have good tablets...

DrLinnerd7 years ago
So every white suburban mom ever?

xcassie_xox9 years ago
NOPE ANDROID FOREVER!

Aaron129988 years ago
I get an an Iphone? *instantly smashes Do Not*

ej023410 years ago
Amazing. Fuck other people, I can be annoying.

Rileylovesanime59 years ago
If it gets better and better then the charge should go up right

cyrussmith8 years ago
I'll never miss a call ever again and the thing upgrades itself where"s the bad side

no_name_11 months ago
Pick android not iphone

Doge4209 years ago
I use emal any way

Yolo0017 years ago
It said nothing bout not changing sounds or ribgtonte it just ssid bi xd agihf fophobws

cococrzy9 years ago
Nah I'm good with my Android phones.

Mr_Ritz___4 years ago
just use head phones

CrazyGamer2002009 years ago
i'll just put it on silent

MudTail3609 years ago
Headphones

CherishKitty8 years ago
Yay so I can annoy people with my obnoxious music and ringtones

BawbRaws8 years ago
I just turn it off whenever I don't want other to hear. Or I can forward all calls to voicemail, and call people back all the time.

Fnaaf10 years ago
I can have it and have my tablet

BlackRazer9 years ago
Android 4 dayz

Solu5 years ago
No just because I prefer Samsung

Chickenmaster9 years ago
But it keeps getting better so I would own it for 5yrs then use it and it would stop the ring tone and stuff right?

Americanwolf6 months ago
Do not disturb:...

Myowndamnprofile9 years ago
just make a case that blocks out the sound, but you can still hear

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
I already have a annoying ringtone https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3eAlm5JU5UQ

Myuu9 years ago
If it gets better does it become an android?
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