You have an unbreakable iPhone that gets better and better the longer you have it.
but
You cannot change phones. Your iPhone is permanently stuck on the loud setting with the most annoying ringtone possible.
I will not


Hitler-II9 months ago
I'll tie it to my tank

Maharidlast year
The downside is not so bad and the upside, "indestructible and it get a better phone with thime" are extremely good, plus it's completely free, it will be the only possibility i get an iPhone or i will stuck with Android forever.

Maleficent Marceline11 years ago
wait what? iPhone AND I get to piss off everyone I know? Wheres the downside?

KittensRule90004 years ago
demon lol
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FuckOff19789 years ago
I have an android

InaaneSanity7 years ago
Android are the freaking best Ps i wrote this on my android 😇
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autocar668 years ago
F iPhone go Samsung!!!!!

Dannybionic3 years ago
Nah man Alcatel for life baby
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
WATATATATTATATTATATTAATTATTATATTATATTATATTATATT!!!! hang on I got to take this. *sigh*

Basketball-queen7 years ago
1) Androids suck 2) put it on silent 3) there is no loud setting… It’s called volume 4) you’re good,no downside

Aaron Green12 years ago
Android is master race

Bruhbruh27382 years ago
Bruh are you there ?
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Siber8 years ago
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Blockman3508 years ago
Well seeing as "the loud setting" doesn't exist, I'm fine.

AsrielHero8 years ago
Honestly, I have that. Funtime Freddy"s "Oh, Birthday Boy!" plus Funtime Foxy"s scream four seconds later is obnoxious, but great.

Chasedog58 years ago
I LOVE IPHONE WUTS THE DOWN SIDE

connermckay8 years ago
The fact that it"s an iPhone

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
if it gets better, it will eventually improve so that it has a better ringtone and changeable volume.

Camiflage9 years ago
Jomama, But that completely contradicts the improvement part then!
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Thomas Scheer12 years ago
i'd probably change it to the most annoying ringtone possible anyway

Ella van Zanen12 years ago
NOPE. Hated the iPhone anyhow.

Growlithe Neinty Nein12 years ago
It gets better the longer you have it? Imagine what you could do with it 20 years later!

connermckay8 years ago
If you were smart you could buy an Android

Otinelis Iancu12 years ago
So... Sherlock's phone. Except you CAN'T change it instead of refusing to change it.

POKEMANER_319 years ago
ok so take a galexy phone yake the IPHONE and swap sim cards.RIGHT you can do that as long as its the same service RIGHT?!

@DylanKnapp19 years ago
I hate Apple.

Znix9 years ago
An immortal why would I need to eat

ipurpleyou4 years ago
I'm gonna annoy everything but sadly its not android

Boss98068 years ago
I like my ANDROID phone the way it is

Rockett_man10 years ago
Only if it was a better phone

epicsans9 years ago
Lg is best phone

NievilliS6 years ago
Android > iPhone

fallonforpresident9 years ago
Eyyyylmao time to annoy some assholes.

she.LOVE10 months ago
Why I use iPhone?Cant't I use other,For example, Huawei。

Ellis9 years ago
I can take and put in the speakers

MoosePlayz7 years ago
I hate iPhone

PersonOfNoInterest9 years ago
who needs a fucking iphone?

Quietlily0018 years ago
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Quietlily0018 years ago
I'm stupid, I regret doing this. 😖💀
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Bartek Milewski12 years ago
You can always put some tape on its speaker, so well

Guffe8 years ago
Just change the ringtone

mee9 years ago
use earplugs withvolume adjustment

People say 8 years ago
IPhone sucks.

Edward Witherspoon12 years ago
Samsung Galaxy here, waaaaaaaaaay better.

AceFurryTrash3 years ago
Sounds like an absolute win since I never have to upgrade and have the power of turning my phone off

jomama9 years ago
Tell people to not call or text me and just email me. plus I don't care how loud it is.

HatsBi9 years ago
set to vibrate

RoyalbusterHD5 years ago
Good that i have android

Frozenfire9 years ago
It evolves into an android and then a mech and you can control it without having the ringtone since it evolbes to be able to lower volume

Kittenlover1018 years ago
#AndroidForever

Blahgirlson10 years ago
Take out the SIM Card or switch to airplane mode when in need of peace. Or just use Do Not Disturb. Anyway, nobody actually calls me on the phone anyway

CatMan247 years ago
im an apple lover and i love annoying people so theres no downside for me. and no one say anything about my grammar when im writing on paper physical paper ill use grammar

SkyArtistic8 years ago
BUT THEN I WONT HAVE PHLIPPHONE AND WONT HAVE TO FRIGGIN yigyigyigyig forgive me for my sins

Darkskull9811 years ago
Not worth it with the iPhone

FattyTheFat9 years ago
So...I get a phone with a Justin Bieber ringtone? that is probably going to improve to not be super loud with the annoying ringtone? HELL YA!

rapp2378 years ago
Better than a walking bomb

Coty Reid12 years ago
I already hate I phones so that would make it even worse sooooo......no

LordofButtons9 years ago
Android is soooooo much better
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