You have an unbreakable iPhone that gets better and better the longer you have it.
but
You cannot change phones. Your iPhone is permanently stuck on the loud setting with the most annoying ringtone possible.
I will not


Hitler-II10 months ago
I'll tie it to my tank

Maharidlast year
The downside is not so bad and the upside, "indestructible and it get a better phone with thime" are extremely good, plus it's completely free, it will be the only possibility i get an iPhone or i will stuck with Android forever.

Maleficent Marceline11 years ago
wait what? iPhone AND I get to piss off everyone I know? Wheres the downside?

KittensRule90004 years ago
demon lol
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FuckOff19789 years ago
I have an android

InaaneSanity8 years ago
Android are the freaking best Ps i wrote this on my android 😇
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autocar668 years ago
F iPhone go Samsung!!!!!

Dannybionic3 years ago
Nah man Alcatel for life baby
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
WATATATATTATATTATATTAATTATTATATTATATTATATTATATT!!!! hang on I got to take this. *sigh*

Basketball-queen7 years ago
1) Androids suck 2) put it on silent 3) there is no loud setting… It’s called volume 4) you’re good,no downside

Aaron Green12 years ago
Android is master race

Bruhbruh27382 years ago
Bruh are you there ?
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Siber8 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...[Show full comment]

Blockman3508 years ago
Well seeing as "the loud setting" doesn't exist, I'm fine.

AsrielHero8 years ago
Honestly, I have that. Funtime Freddy"s "Oh, Birthday Boy!" plus Funtime Foxy"s scream four seconds later is obnoxious, but great.

Chasedog58 years ago
I LOVE IPHONE WUTS THE DOWN SIDE

connermckay8 years ago
The fact that it"s an iPhone

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
if it gets better, it will eventually improve so that it has a better ringtone and changeable volume.

Camiflage9 years ago
Jomama, But that completely contradicts the improvement part then!
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Thomas Scheer12 years ago
i'd probably change it to the most annoying ringtone possible anyway

Ella van Zanen12 years ago
NOPE. Hated the iPhone anyhow.

Growlithe Neinty Nein12 years ago
It gets better the longer you have it? Imagine what you could do with it 20 years later!

connermckay8 years ago
If you were smart you could buy an Android

Otinelis Iancu12 years ago
So... Sherlock's phone. Except you CAN'T change it instead of refusing to change it.

Blastez8 years ago
But if it got better, wouldn't the IPhone fix itself gradually?

George Charles12 years ago
I phones are garbage anyways

Nannan2 years ago
But I use Huawei😋

WillTiglillyPressTheButton?9 years ago
I can use the ringtone to annoy the shit outta my parents.

I DE BEST KID9 years ago
with the wish question I could wish for it to not break my balls all the time

LilyMalfloySimp5 years ago
Break the speaker🤡

shelleypatel129 years ago
Earphones would block out most of the sound, so I cannot find a negative side to this!

Crusader21138 years ago
It never said the ringtone was permanent

rocker785910 years ago
I CAN JUST TURN ON DO NOT DISTURB! OWNED!!!!

ImmaWhovian9 years ago
TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS!

Aaron129988 years ago
Eww Iphones

Aaron129988 years ago
Oh... it appears ive commented here before

Justinfab10 years ago
Unbreakable? fucking use it as some kind of sword

THECREAMPIEBOOQUIFUS 9 years ago
Basically my friends phone

HectorSoteloSesmero6 years ago
If it gets better and better it will develop systems that will read your mind and know what they think and will develop so much that you can overcome this question and you can change the tone and volume as you wish

Survival Toast9 years ago
I don't want a fucking iPhone

NotHcom11 months ago
still an upgrade

whitefox3239 years ago
i never break my phone any way.

ThatBigRedButton7 years ago
Volume can be dismantled

Nighthawk9 years ago
*tapes speaker shut*

SammyGerald8 years ago
JUST. SELL. IT

and-peggy8 years ago
Get a second phone-one for seeing hamilton and stuff where it needs to be silenf

chrissinator10 years ago
i don't want a i phone

MarktheBOSS54329 years ago
What about when u watching loud moaning porn

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
I swear, no matter where you look on the internet, there’s a debate. Android-iPhone, Java-Bedrock, PC-Console, Boarding-Flak Spam, Dart-Archer, Catapult-Trebuchet, Pulling-Not pulling the lever, Windows-Mac-Linux, Chrome-Edge… I could keep going. When can ...[Show full comment]

orphankiller479 years ago
theres a volume button and you could go to settings and change your ringtone

FattyTheFat9 years ago
It says permanently idiot

JJQuickSilver9 years ago
Apple sucks

COVID-195 years ago
...is it just me or do I see no upside?

cheesegal9 years ago
I'll just sell it :)

spasticVocalist10 years ago
i'll just keep my headphones in

amk7 years ago
the ringtone ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................[Show full comment]

bruhh808 years ago
Worth it

Joeywcoleygamelover9 years ago
headphones is a thing.

ThatTacoDude9 years ago
But I just choose an future iphone
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