Will You Press The Button?

John_The_Illusive_Man 10 years ago

Shapeshift into a fan

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Do it near an enemy while taking a video with your magic arm that"s holding a phone

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likewha 11 years ago

you can shapeshit to a thing that you can avoid poop like beein small ant

Mech57 9 years ago

You"d still get smacked in the face by a load of shite you would just die too

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Theomars 11 years ago

Life shit on you all day everyday already

GAYyes last year

Yes

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CoffeeWithHazel 9 years ago

This is why captain America has a shield.

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago

If Cap got the shield because of flying dog shit there"s something wrong

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CreeperFino 11 years ago

I'll quickly slam my face into the nearest wall so I don't get shit in my face

Ruaidhrí_Cummins 7 years ago

Shit wall

Jobalisk37 9 years ago

you can just shapeshift into thin air and it will miss you

FormalEnderman10 last year

Bingo.

menkveld 9 years ago

Something without A face

FormalEnderman10 last year

Exactly. If there's no face to hit, then voila!

Taylor Gophers 13 years ago

called a helmet

StephEaton 8 years ago

motor bike helmets for the win!!! unless you shift into a horse or something

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G3tR3ktC0mpl3t3ly 10 years ago

I would shapeshift into a ghost and the poop would go through me

Loophole man 10 years ago

That was my plan

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Shapeshifting into justin bieber and take a selfie

Taylor2006 9 years ago

What if you shapeshift into a pile of dog poop?

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Shapeshift into an ice-type pokemon and freeze the poop in mid-air. B)

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Shapeshift into something so big that dog poop wouldn't matter or shapeshift into something so small that it misses you.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

WAIT. DRIED UP DOG POOP OR FRESH?!

Azula606 2 years ago

good question...

DragonEXE 9 years ago

I don't take shits. I deliver em

Toopty2256 9 years ago

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ScreamLoud763real 5 years ago

oOoh how scary such terrible chainmail! My crush doesn't exist

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Warutaa 10 years ago

That is worth it. Disgusting, but worth it.

Littlemini 10 years ago

But what if you... Shapeshift into dog poo...?

PeterPanNeverFails 11 years ago

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AdmiralTrainstorm 9 years ago

They'll never find your body...

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Crazy Crimson 11 years ago

Who thinks up these things. Like they generally have to imagine in happening when thinking it up

Jinx Me 11 years ago

Turn into a dung beetle. Your taste buds reform and instantly you get your dinner/lunch/breakfast.

thewiiugamernorskgaming 9 years ago

wear a mask

GalaxyGurl 9 years ago

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AyScorch 6 years ago

Uhh what mate

Storm2308 9 years ago

Kinky

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

Who says it is wet ^^

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Ikr

mowen 9 years ago

Small price to pay

Toopty2256 9 years ago

Pls remove the poop. I want da pile of dog

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

O!!!

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Nathan_k 10 years ago

I see no downside

21johbog 11 years ago

disgusting!

Ryan Murphy 13 years ago

why the fuck not.

boooiiii 5 years ago

people literally clean shit off some walls to earn a living then this nice person comes and says "wanna super power for some thing that a 6 year old considers a downside?"