Will You Press The Button?

John_The_Illusive_Man9 years ago

Shapeshift into a fan

theemeraldking2 years ago

Do it near an enemy while taking a video with your magic arm that"s holding a phone

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likewha9 years ago

you can shapeshit to a thing that you can avoid poop like beein small ant

Mech577 years ago

You"d still get smacked in the face by a load of shite you would just die too

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CoffeeWithHazel8 years ago

This is why captain America has a shield.

You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago

If Cap got the shield because of flying dog shit there"s something wrong

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Theomars10 years ago

Life shit on you all day everyday already

GAYyeslast month

Yes

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CreeperFino9 years ago

I'll quickly slam my face into the nearest wall so I don't get shit in my face

Ruaidhrí_Cummins6 years ago

Shit wall

Jobalisk378 years ago

you can just shapeshift into thin air and it will miss you

menkveld8 years ago

Something without A face

EmilStvring7 years ago

Shapeshifting into justin bieber and take a selfie

G3tR3ktC0mpl3t3ly9 years ago

I would shapeshift into a ghost and the poop would go through me

Loophole man9 years ago

That was my plan

Taylor20068 years ago

What if you shapeshift into a pile of dog poop?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Shapeshift into an ice-type pokemon and freeze the poop in mid-air. B)

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Shapeshift into something so big that dog poop wouldn't matter or shapeshift into something so small that it misses you.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

WAIT. DRIED UP DOG POOP OR FRESH?!

Azula606last year

good question...

Taylor Gophers12 years ago

called a helmet

StephEaton7 years ago

motor bike helmets for the win!!! unless you shift into a horse or something

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DragonEXE8 years ago

I don't take shits. I deliver em

Toopty22568 years ago

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ScreamLoud763real3 years ago

oOoh how scary such terrible chainmail! My crush doesn't exist

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Warutaa9 years ago

That is worth it. Disgusting, but worth it.

Littlemini9 years ago

But what if you... Shapeshift into dog poo...?

PeterPanNeverFails9 years ago

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AdmiralTrainstorm8 years ago

They'll never find your body...

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Crazy Crimson9 years ago

Who thinks up these things. Like they generally have to imagine in happening when thinking it up

Jinx Me10 years ago

Turn into a dung beetle. Your taste buds reform and instantly you get your dinner/lunch/breakfast.

thewiiugamernorskgaming8 years ago

wear a mask

GalaxyGurl8 years ago

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AyScorch5 years ago

Uhh what mate

Storm23088 years ago

Kinky

TrueRenegade8 years ago

Who says it is wet ^^

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Ikr

mowen8 years ago

Small price to pay

Toopty22568 years ago

Pls remove the poop. I want da pile of dog

Kittenlover1018 years ago

O!!!

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Nathan_k8 years ago

I see no downside

21johbog9 years ago

disgusting!

PrimalTea9873410 years ago

Yummy!

John Doe10 years ago

I can clean the poop away, and spy on people.

Beepachu10 years ago

Turn into dog shit! An addition to your collection

Beepachu10 years ago

Turn into dog shit! An addition to your collection

Ryan Murphy12 years ago

why the fuck not.

boooiiii4 years ago

people literally clean shit off some walls to earn a living then this nice person comes and says "wanna super power for some thing that a 6 year old considers a downside?"

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