Will You Press The Button?

ZanyOracle23 11 years ago

Why get from a button which will slowly kill me what I can get from your mom with no drawbacks?

Gravityfallsfan 3 years ago

B R U H

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freemind 11 years ago

I can finally die doing the thing I love

WaterFlame92 8 years ago

Same here. Which is you"re mom.

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Dan arnets 10 years ago

My parents are in front of me

LeftTesticleOfKrom 10 years ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Donderpants 11 years ago

"Health" isn't very specific. I'm going to take that to mean that a single cell dies every time.

Jsouth_Games 9 years ago

E X A C T L Y

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

It didn't work.

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

Go to a button that makes you invincible and immortal. Problem solved

markiplierfan2 10 years ago

immortality is bad

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The-fat-cat 6 years ago

I’m asexual

Doritoesforever 9 years ago

That button lied to me

capncreeper 11 years ago

Dobby Bieber had too many orgasms. Dobby Bieber now has Ebola

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Dobby must pleaser my penis.

Jack Morris 13 years ago

What did the box on the right say?

Inverse-cross 3 years ago

you are just right

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TurtleShroom 10 years ago

The fact that people press this makes me sad. There is so much more to life than fornication.

Akwa 11 years ago

Pretty sure orgasms are supposed to be good for you... And also, GET A LIFE AND DO IT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF PRESSING A FREAKING BUTTON!

Jackson Ward 13 years ago

yolo

stormmanic 9 years ago

More like ebolo #ryan higa

Jessica Emmas 13 years ago

doing this would diminish the experience of the real thing

SansUndertale 10 years ago

Heya there, this app will make you have a GOOD TIME

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

*facepalm*

PurpleGamer 11 years ago

But cheeks are sexy I. My but whole so corny right now I want dick and deez nutz ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢ðŸ¢

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

Spelling much?

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idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

OMG NO DOWNSIDES :D

fairyguitar12576 11 years ago

Ew no

EliteEJGamer 11 years ago

it's not frickin' Minecraft is it?!

FlintyBoi 9 years ago

I'll assume this means aaanywhere..

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

nope

tocool34 10 years ago

ooooohhhhhh yeahhhh

WoodStuff 9 years ago

idk

spaceinvader900 11 years ago

I wanna live

Kittycatmax06 11 years ago

Ou like to play mincraft on the ipad?

david_hunterâ™¤ 11 years ago

50% really lets masturbate our fellings

J3susl1v3s 4 years ago

No thanks

A sir 11 years ago

M'lady

Imdaoneya 8 years ago

I used a wheel

sluttershy 12 years ago

It didn't work.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Whats an orgasm!? I don't care, my dick is exited, so I must please it.

Memeber 10 years ago

When someone climaxes, they have an orgasm, and a male will excrete sperm from their penis.

InsaniacDuo 11 years ago

I can imagine a man holding the button in a corner of seven cradling the device in strawman arms. From his crooked mouth, he screams, "MY PRECIOUS."

Mr. Nobody 11 years ago

I pressed it and nothing happened. THE BUTTON LIES!!

lilylunapotter 11 years ago

i have no words for this idiotic question

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Oh well, guess I'll die with a giant grin on my face then.

Corey Lee 13 years ago

Work out eat healthy press button repeat

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

49% is stupid.

TheGiratina27 10 years ago

already pressed one for infinite health and immortality soooooo...

CresentMoon 11 years ago

Nah. It's just carnal desires speaking. No thanks

Anglefish 10 years ago

What the hell

Comrade_Sowbeast360 11 years ago

I would pres it a few times

Unxchanted 5 years ago

There is no upside

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