Will You Press The Button?

ZanyOracle239 years ago

Why get from a button which will slowly kill me what I can get from your mom with no drawbacks?

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

B R U H

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Dan arnets 9 years ago

My parents are in front of me

LeftTesticleOfKrom8 years ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

freemind9 years ago

I can finally die doing the thing I love

WaterFlame927 years ago

Same here. Which is you"re mom.

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Donderpants9 years ago

"Health" isn't very specific. I'm going to take that to mean that a single cell dies every time.

Jsouth_Games7 years ago

E X A C T L Y

BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

It didn't work.

The-fat-cat4 years ago

I’m asexual

I find all the loopholes9 years ago

Go to a button that makes you invincible and immortal. Problem solved

markiplierfan28 years ago

immortality is bad

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Doritoesforever7 years ago

That button lied to me

TurtleShroom8 years ago

The fact that people press this makes me sad. There is so much more to life than fornication.

capncreeper9 years ago

Dobby Bieber had too many orgasms. Dobby Bieber now has Ebola

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Dobby must pleaser my penis.

Jack Morris12 years ago

What did the box on the right say?

Inverse-cross2 years ago

you are just right

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Akwa9 years ago

Pretty sure orgasms are supposed to be good for you... And also, GET A LIFE AND DO IT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF PRESSING A FREAKING BUTTON!

Jackson Ward12 years ago

yolo

stormmanic8 years ago

More like ebolo #ryan higa

Jessica Emmas12 years ago

doing this would diminish the experience of the real thing

Ninja_pig9 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

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DarthPhasma9 years ago

50% 50% are u kidding me?

Ilumnati7 years ago

Well idc my life is already horrible

David Lavell Baker12 years ago

So like real life lol

Kittycatmax069 years ago

Fish ed would y

dankmemes1018 years ago

ew no thanks :/

David Cunningham12 years ago

it was worth it.

coulman739 years ago

I just wore out the button in like 3 minutes.

Simari8 years ago

OK, whoever wrote this has problems...

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bluebean3 years ago

That"s what taking drugs means

kenoazworld9 years ago

The second i saw best orgasms i instantly pressed it i didn't even see the downside

ayylmao: the audio novel9 years ago

Nope.avi

Rye_bread7 years ago

Ive never experienced an orgasm before so I don’t find it that important.

cody1o911 years ago

*dies*

jshaw719 years ago

I am good without it...

SomeonesWebsite7 years ago

hmm

Benjamin Voissem12 years ago

Nothin' to see here!

baconking9 years ago

Itz 50/50!

experthero159 years ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhj Im gonna press it again

Batman57579 years ago

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