Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

25446 (29%) 63515 (71%)

25446 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 63515 (71%) did not.

You get to live on a distant planet just like earth without any pollution, untainted by man.

but

You will be alone forever

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Sasha from Russia 9 years ago

I AM from RUSSIA!

adolf_rule34_fan420_2005last year

SLAVA ZELENKY Ummmm... this question gave me goosebumps

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evanthecannon9 years ago

do it for the vine

cybro9744 years ago

Do I get infinite power and could I die on it where my immortal when on this planet and do I have to hunt for my own food or will I have a refrigerator with infinite food in it.

Flameice2 8 years ago

FREEDOM FROM TRUMP

yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee8 months ago

you are gross go commit self deletion

Yukitai4 years ago

I watch "Dr. Stone", I'm prepared to create civilisation from the minimum.

Dorito_Joe8 years ago

Im gonna be lonely forever anyway so...

Mackapacka575 years ago

Me too

CT-75675 years ago

i mean, if i had internet that would be fun

Karthadon7 years ago

Untainted by man? Is it tainted by women?

Curtis Mc12 years ago

......Where would I charge my laptop?

HarleyHatter8 years ago

Potatos

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Captain Teemo9 years ago

I'm already alone. :)

heywhatsupguysitsscarcehere9 years ago

relatable

DestiniesTide8 years ago

Where"s the upside?

JamieFox3 years ago

No, where"s the downside?

M_money067 years ago

It’s called FaceTime

Alphatech7 years ago

people suck anyway sign me up

Potate_kun7 years ago

Just get WiFi

Pocky_styx7 years ago

Animals?

EyyyReyRey8 years ago

*insert introverts cheering*

Arima_Koudai8 years ago

If I could take my wife I"d be down for it, but I can't, so no.

SpartanX8 years ago

I like that life very much and he/she didn't that we can't go with somebody

Honeybadgerkc318 years ago

What about internet and video games would they be accesable

Terrmany8 years ago

This one is my dream come true.... I freaking hate dealing with other people in person

Jake Dunning12 years ago

Fapping can only keep you entertained for so long.

Dragonbird99 years ago

Or skyrim

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Jess Burks12 years ago

I fail to see the downside.

CMHammond6 years ago

I fail to see the upside. Good luck recreating all the goods and services you rely on for day-to-day life. No human contact will eventually drive most people insane.

Brandon Stinson12 years ago

Doesn't say I can't get laid. And have bastards.

bendabro529 years ago

forever alone

Espiner10 years ago

Whats the point if Im all alone?

HiddenSquid9 years ago

I wonder if mark would press this button...

Prez_YT4 years ago

where the downside

Super - Chicken 10 years ago

Nice One

BroTGM7 years ago

No god please no

*beast*10 years ago

4ever al0ne *presses button*

Krusek8 years ago

....Where would I gety new Rubik"s cubes?

StefanPopov469 years ago

Why no Unicode support!? ðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜‹ðŸ˜„ðŸ˜—ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜‹ðŸ˜†ðŸ˜„â˜ºðŸ˜„ðŸ˜†ðŸ˜ƒ

dimensional rift9 years ago

Isn't that kind of the point

milkytoast11 years ago

whatever, i don't like people that much anyways.

KittyTwa10 years ago

noooooo im not living alone forever D:

PickyPresser8 years ago

Greetings, my ape friends.

pielord1239 years ago

Didn't say how you got there could have token a space ship so the Martian basically

RandomPotatoFan8 years ago

There is no downside, since I'm always alone..

maybe_Always9 years ago

isolation, at last, by muggles

Marcell10 years ago

before i travel to the planet i have my family,my friends,my friends' family,my friends' family's family and myself

562crazygamer9 years ago

Why bother?

Emogamer95 10 years ago

I'm already alone ðŸ˜•

Flig8 years ago

Does it have wifi?

Alex Ironwood12 years ago

Just like Calliope and Calliborn.

ADTZ9 years ago

Already am alone in life so there is no downside

DesertFox9 years ago

my only concern is that is there computer and wifi there?

CUP950409 years ago

NO! NOT MY INTERNET!

SomeOneThatCantThink2 years ago

and? if its just untainted wilderness im gonna get ass f*cked by whatever wildlife and illnesses are there

cantdoitlikeme10 years ago

No freaking way!!!

buggytank1310 years ago

I'd go crazy

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