Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Forgotten_fire2 months ago

no thanks, im good.

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LOLTROL20068 years ago

Wht is the downside? if it is a problem destroy clones and done

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Don't count on it, chances are they'll kill you first & your spouse probably can't tell the difference between you & the clone so she'll end up sleeping with the clone thinking it"s you.

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FurryzFornicate7 years ago

Well if they are exact clones of me in personality I would not make them do everything. That wouldn't work. No we would all have to share tasks and responsibilities. Who does what would have to be determined at random and then once decided a schedule would...[Show full comment]

Bilbocarp8 years ago

This would also technically mean they are better at dying

dankmemes1018 years ago

And living...

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

Jammcb6 years ago

Can I clone my clones, then each clones will be better than the previous and eventually I'll have an elite force of soldiers

Nasos7 years ago

They can't be better than me at being worse than me

William Holloway12 years ago

clones, welcome to high school

EthanDumpleton2 years ago

y u p

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densch7 years ago

ehm,, where"s the downside? Only people that would have problems with this have some pride aka arrogance issues and cant handle it if someone is better than themselves. I could create a company oof myself and have my clones do dishes and stuff and go ea...[Show full comment]

EvilBloxBoss7 years ago

If my clones are better than me, I could have them teach me how to do stuff like them, then make a new clone, and he will be better than the previous clone, so you could get repeatedly smarter and smarter.

Zanoth9 years ago

It says nothing about my clones being subservient to me, so no thanks.

EumeliaCly8 years ago

*Clones herself* Me: yay no exams

Pyrosinical5 years ago

Clones welcome to war

qak8 years ago

The world could always use more heroes

IceBloxFreezer9 years ago

I can introduce my clones to everyone and then roll them in a carpet and push them off a bridge! Hehe

Pepperonutti9 years ago

Kill yourself, the clones will be the new human race. Go Hazel's! Go and defeat the non-clones

Davynavy029 years ago

There's no downside I can play finnaly legend of Zelda four swords :D yay

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

i make a clone, he gets filthy rich cause hes perfect, and then i kill him and steal his identity with no proof of his death cause hes my CLONE.... YAY

ThePaulDude2 years ago

This sounds stupid, you clearly didn't think this through did you?

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GurlOfDaButton9 years ago

Make them do everything for me Cuz they will be great listeners/slaves/servants

Dumbass849 years ago

I am the unique and i dont want no one like me ðŸ˜ƒ

Mahziel Light12 years ago

the important question is can I control them with supreme authority? 381 people assume the answer is yes but it never pays to make assumptions

Caleb Adams12 years ago

Finally! Someone who can do my chores for me!

Migdin18 years ago

Except if they make you do the chores for them

Blake Walker12 years ago

It is a nice ability to have even if you don't use it. There is no downside.

Ge Li12 years ago

They'll do my work well, so I'll get raise and get more money while I'm just sitting there doing nothing. Fuck yeah!

modor4 years ago

clone do my job

batmanisme9 years ago

...kill them.... Kill them all...

BenjaminRockstar7 years ago

Enslave them.

tehhypergamer9 years ago

55% are cowards for not pressing it. Just make them do anything you want! And of they try to overthrow you, kill them all and start over!

WOZGaming8 years ago

i would make then learn me things and make my homework

bloom47610 years ago

So I get to clone myself, he gets a job, I take the pay, he does some heroic shit, I get credit, wheres the downside?

BartekTomasik8 years ago

Here begins the story of Anon, an anonymous man that could clone himself. My bro wrote a story about him.

I like pressing red buttons9 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

GlaDurDeaD9 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA! LESSER BEING, YOUR SOUL IS WEAK! FEED MY INFINATE POWER WITH YOUR LIFEFORCE, MISSERABLE WORM! YOU ARE BUT A MERE HUMAN GHOST! OOOH YOU CAN STAB PEOPLE! BIG FUCKING DEAL. YOU'RE SO BAD AT THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ALIVE, YO...[Show full comment]

Suchtkrebs9 years ago

my clone will go to school and earn money for me. And I can just do what I want!

Daryl Palmer12 years ago

Everyone who said no wasnt seeing things. You dont have to. You just have it in case you get into asituation in wich you would need it

Camaro71837 years ago

Do my dirty work. I kill you when its done =)

BatmanIsHere9 years ago

Why would I want another me anyway. Like seriously 1 of me is enough trouble for everyone I promise Lol

AmyDinosaur 9 years ago

There can be only one!

TinyGod_3 years ago

Clones. Do my life for me

tigerstar 9 years ago

Not possible

Lzke7 years ago

Sweet. Maybe that will make me famous... I clone myself, then let the clone make a better clone, etc, etc, until the clone is smart enough to solve a really complicated math problem, making me famous. At least for mathematichians...